如果 Trump 是船长

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chihuoshenqi
楼主 (北美华人网)
If Trump is the captain of Titanic:

The iceberg is a LIE.
We won't hit an iceburg.
It's just a tiny iceberg.
We’re very, very ready for this.
It's going to be just fine.
On our ship, we only have, basically, a tiny scrape.
We have it very well under control.
I have a gut feeling that the leak will disappear very soon.
I feel good about it.
That’s all it is, just a feeling, you know, smart guy.
I feel good about it.
We're going to get back to our trip and we're gonna be talking about dates, and I think it's gonna happen quickly.
The iceberg was unexpected.
Nobody could have predicted something like this.
We're getting to that point where there's going to really be some very bad numbers, but altogether we have done a very good job.
People are surprised that I understand icebergs.
People ask, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.
I am the best captain, just ask anyone. Ivanka and Jared will be in charge of our recovery council.
We’re in good hands.
"Why are there insufficient lifeboats?" I think that's a very nasty question and I'd say you are a terrible reporter.
China should be responsible for the iceberg. #ChineseIceberg
The ship could have dismantled into smithereens if it weren't for me, it just broke into two halves instead.
So we’ve had very good luck.
The iceberg is the Democrat's new hoax. FAKE NEWS!
Why is the survival rate higher for passengers in first class? Perhaps that's the story of life.
I am halting the funding of the Worldwide Hauling Organization while a review is conducted to assess its role in mismanaging icebergs.
Easter’s a very special day for me. This ship is coming back to port on Easter.
I am not responsible, the lifeboats were left onshore by that last captain of this ship
It is an iceberg. ... I felt it was an iceberg long before it was called an iceberg.
Inauthentic lifeboats labeled as KN95 coming from China. We're not using these!
The stimulus check is coming out late because I need my signatures on each and every one of them.
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ChristinaW
送你锅盖,挡挡川卫兵的板砖~~
n
netlive
真的很佩服川粉,都是跟川普一样的逻辑。川普永远没有错,错的都是别人!
送你锅盖,挡挡川卫兵的板砖~~
ChristinaW 发表于 4/17/2020 12:54:55 AM
南京菜农
有点长。
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thymetime
不是川粉,只是悲观。管得太早疫情不明显,就显不出能耐来,还会被反对党指责措施过当损害经济。所以可能无论谁是船长,都需要几万人登上世越号,才能彰显自己力挽狂澜救民于水火。。。
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jiaru0099
不是川粉,只是悲观。管得太早疫情不明显,就显不出能耐来,还会被反对党指责措施过当损害经济。所以可能无论谁是船长,都需要几万人登上世越号,才能彰显自己力挽狂澜救民于水火。。。
thymetime 发表于 4/17/2020 1:18:22 AM

可惜。。。
演砸了。。。

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t
thymetime

可惜。。。
演砸了。。。

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jiaru0099 发表于 4/17/2020 1:19:07 AM

这倒是,换个人可能演技好点,分寸把握的更恰当。
C
Cantaloupe
Great parody of MSM!
爱与自由
我是绝对不敢坐川大帝开的船的,目送川粉们远去,祝好