一个叫Yvonne的邻居前几天发的小段子，看了真的很欢乐！分享一下！ Hello, everyone, Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down! Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster, while drinking coffee! All of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing. The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the door knob told me to get a grip.😬 The front door said I was unhinyged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it 😝.....pull myself together ! Take care everyone 还看到了一则匿名的也很不错，如下： Sharing ☺️A little humor to lighten the load: - My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet - First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up. - My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do. - Many parents are just about to discover the teacher is not the problem. - What's worse: two masked guys trying to rob you or your unmasked pizza delivery guy? - I've almost completed my 90 day trial of 2020. How do I cancel? - Day 3 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice. - Anyone else feel like life is being written by a fourth grader? "And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. Yeah, and then there was like no school for a month." - Anyone have a recipe to make toilet paper out of cauliflower? - We're about two weeks away from seeing everyone's true hair color. - Looks like we'll also need to bail out our political and science fiction writers, and retrain them to be historians. - Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on. - Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly: Next week- turn signals!
- My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do. Our kids' school is doing exactly the same thing!
- First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up 异曲同工 incognita 发表于 4/8/2020 8:39:00 PM
这个家电开会... 想起来前几天看的online therapy的一个段子 You don't need to see therapists when you start talking to your house appliances. You might need one when they start talking back to you.
这个家电开会... 想起来前几天看的online therapy的一个段子 You don't need to see therapists when you start talking to your house appliances. You might need one when they start talking back to you. fatou 发表于 4/8/2020 9:25:00 PM
哈哈哈😄😄
Now we discover the teacher is not the problem.