轻松一下 - 警察局告诫大家没有厕纸了别打911

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楼主 (北美华人网)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/17/coronavirus-oregon-police-says-stop-calling-911-toilet-paper/5065874002/
An Oregon police department is dealing with an odd emergency of its own during the coronavirus outbreak: too many people calling 911 because they’ve run out of toilet paper. The Newport Police Department reminded local residents that there are more urgent issues than being short on toilet paper. “It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this,” the department wrote on its Facebook page early Sunday morning. “Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.” Toilet paper shortages are rampant, both in big-box stores such as Walmart and Costco, and on Amazon, which is working "around the clock" to restock the necessity. The police department listed some toilet paper alternatives out of history, citing the fact that both Mayans and colonial-era Americans used corn cobs. For what it’s worth, bidets — the bathroom appliance that sprays water in its user’s rear — are also gaining in popularity. In any case, the Newport Police Department advises residents to be “resourceful” and “patient” during these tough times. “There is a TP shortage,” they write. “This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper.”
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snoo
笑死了!要不冒死出门去公厕顺些吧
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笑死了!要不冒死出门去公厕顺些吧

snoo 发表于 3/17/2020 10:10:28 PM

要是公厕都关了呢?
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ninian
票圈的,请在疫情期间终止犯罪
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今天一起开会的一个小印说他快没有toilet paper了。很紧张。每隔两三个小时就去超市看一下,但是运气不好,还没买到。
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seabreeze2009
厕纸是在哪里生产的?
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Adrianne
票圈的,请在疫情期间终止犯罪

ninian 发表于 3/17/2020 11:02:31 PM


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记得儿时的一个笑话,上厕所没纸了怎么办?听到了青蛙叫:棍刮!棍刮! 刮不干净怎么办? 恰好一辆火车开过来:裤衩擦擦,裤衩擦擦!
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后悔断离舍,多的床单T恤没扔多好