儿子因为在班上讲黄色故事被批了

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ajimm
101 楼
比较转载
地点:加州
检查上周儿子的作业,有个得了C的作业是这样的:在一个花盆上画上一个故事,然后把花盆打破,再用热熔胶粘起来,好像你考古到了一个故事,然后再讲给全班听。
猪哥大神写的是: there was a poor boy live with an old ox. One day ,they found three girls bathing in a pool.The ox said to the boy:"Go and steal the clothing from one you like the most! "The boy did, then the ox rushed to scare the girls. Only the one could not find her clothes had to stay in the pool.so the boy caught the naked girl and married her.
猪哥说老师的评价是can't understand what are you talking about,你丫思想有问题吧,要不明天叫你爸来一趟...。
明天让他把花盆拿回来看看怎么画的!
otree 发表于 11/5/2018 2:22:27 PM

推荐 where the mountain meets the moon. 里面写了好多我们熟悉的中国传统故事,写的很好,包括这个牛郎织女。改编的比较合情理。

xiaomolili 发表于 11/5/2018 7:24:17 PM

Where the mountain meets the moon
谢谢mm推荐,我去找来给我家娃读一下。

我最近买了本英文版的“三个和尚没水喝”,翻译的不错,娃还挺喜欢的 ---发自Huaren 官方 iOS APP
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ilovevancouver
102 楼
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上,赶紧解释,我们去看了场杂技,他们穿着金色紧身衣...
ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM


三岁宝宝表达得很清晰啊
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AutumnKK
103 楼
哈哈哈哈哈
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momo2009
104 楼
Haha,这个太好玩了

我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上,赶紧解释,我们去看了场杂技,他们穿着金色紧身衣...
ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM

☆ 发自 iPhone 华人一网 1.14.01
C
Cornandpotato
105 楼
这个真笑死了啦,三岁娃😊😊


我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上,赶紧解释,我们去看了场杂技,他们穿着金色紧身衣...

ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:00 PM
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whatever.
106 楼
牛郎织女就是这么变态
c
coverlass
107 楼
去告诉老师这牛必定是宙斯这龟孙儿变的,不光自己去祸害人家姑娘,还教唆小年青儿的去偷人家衣服,强抢民女。这锅我们中国人民不背!
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miamivivian
108 楼
没看懂题目:“在一个花盆上画上一个故事”???啥意思?花盆上能画得下那么多东西啊?
S
Shirleyba
109 楼
哈哈哈想起那个有名的我妈在Home Depot跳钢管舞的笑话


(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
落地花生 发表于 11/5/2018 2:49:19 PM

小朋友都太有才啦,画的也是真形象具体,赞赞赞
r
rachel92
110 楼
哈哈哈 笑死了
n
namoweixiao
111 楼
哈哈 笑死我了 这娃太有才了
---发自Huaren 官方 iOS APP
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amyamylee
112 楼
哎呀妈呀,这就是拐卖妇女的古代故事嘛,听着真是满满的犯罪啊
b
boshi
113 楼
转载
地点:加州
检查上周儿子的作业,有个得了C的作业是这样的:在一个花盆上画上一个故事,然后把花盆打破,再用热熔胶粘起来,好像你考古到了一个故事,然后再讲给全班听。
猪哥大神写的是: there was a poor boy live with an old ox. One day ,they found three girls bathing in a pool.The ox said to the boy:"Go and steal the clothing from one you like the most! "The boy did, then the ox rushed to scare the girls. Only the one could not find her clothes had to stay in the pool.so the boy caught  the naked girl and married her.
猪哥说老师的评价是can't understand what are you talking about,你丫思想有问题吧,要不明天叫你爸来一趟...。
明天让他把花盆拿回来看看怎么画的!
otree 发表于 11/5/2018 2:22:27 PM


太黄了
w
wokai
114 楼
小孩想像力真丰富阿
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Janet_janet_tan
115 楼
哈哈哈哈 少儿不宜呀,太黄太暴力了