转载 地点：加州 检查上周儿子的作业，有个得了C的作业是这样的：在一个花盆上画上一个故事，然后把花盆打破，再用热熔胶粘起来，好像你考古到了一个故事，然后再讲给全班听。 猪哥大神写的是： there was a poor boy live with an old ox. One day ,they found three girls bathing in a pool.The ox said to the boy:"Go and steal the clothing from one you like the most! "The boy did, then the ox rushed to scare the girls. Only the one could not find her clothes had to stay in the pool.so the boy caught the naked girl and married her. 猪哥说老师的评价是can't understand what are you talking about，你丫思想有问题吧，要不明天叫你爸来一趟...。 明天让他把花盆拿回来看看怎么画的!
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣...
哈哈哈哈，LZ的娃太逗了！ 不过这个故事读中文都觉得有点毁三观，偷人家衣服，看人家洗澡，最后还娶了人家，这不臭流氓嘛，还是一穷鬼臭流氓！搁现在早都给打死了。读英文更觉得毛骨悚然，caught the naked girl and married her，满满都是变态色魔非法禁锢少女的感觉。 非要说个中国古代神话故事又不会有非议的还特别正能量的可以糊弄美国老师的，精卫填海愚公移山什么的都可以。努力奋斗感天动地终成正果，比“沾衣裸袖即为失节”的封建糟粕强多了。
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM
哈哈哈哈，LZ的娃太逗了！ 不过这个故事读中文都觉得有点毁三观，偷人家衣服，看人家洗澡，最后还娶了人家，这不臭流氓嘛，还是一穷鬼臭流氓！搁现在早都给打死了。读英文更觉得毛骨悚然，caught the naked girl and married her，满满都是变态色魔非法禁锢少女的感觉。 非要说个中国古代神话故事又不会有非议的还特别正能量的可以糊弄美国老师的，精卫填海愚公移山什么的都可以。努力奋斗感天动地终成正果，比“沾衣裸袖即为失节”的封建糟粕强多了。 阿肥 发表于 11/5/2018 2:35:15 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM [/url]
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
哈哈哈哈，LZ的娃太逗了！ 不过这个故事读中文都觉得有点毁三观，偷人家衣服，看人家洗澡，最后还娶了人家，这不臭流氓嘛，还是一穷鬼臭流氓！搁现在早都给打死了。读英文更觉得毛骨悚然，caught the naked girl and married her，满满都是变态色魔非法禁锢少女的感觉。 非要说个中国古代神话故事又不会有非议的还特别正能量的可以糊弄美国老师的，精卫填海愚公移山什么的都可以。努力奋斗感天动地终成正果，比“沾衣裸袖即为失节”的封建糟粕强多了。
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith 落地花生 发表于 11/5/2018 2:49:19 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith 落地花生 发表于 11/5/2018 2:49:19 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣...
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣...
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith 落地花生 发表于 11/5/2018 2:49:19 PM
哈哈哈哈，LZ的娃太逗了！ 不过这个故事读中文都觉得有点毁三观，偷人家衣服，看人家洗澡，最后还娶了人家，这不臭流氓嘛，还是一穷鬼臭流氓！搁现在早都给打死了。读英文更觉得毛骨悚然，caught the naked girl and married her，满满都是变态色魔非法禁锢少女的感觉。 非要说个中国古代神话故事又不会有非议的还特别正能量的可以糊弄美国老师的，精卫填海愚公移山什么的都可以。努力奋斗感天动地终成正果，比“沾衣裸袖即为失节”的封建糟粕强多了。 阿肥 发表于 11/5/2018 2:35:15 PM
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith 落地花生 发表于 11/5/2018 2:49:19 PM
我家娃三岁多的时候跟幼儿园老师讲周末我们去看秀。at first a boy on top of a girl, then the girl on top of the boy.... And they don’t have clothes... 幸好我就在边上，赶紧解释，我们去看了场杂技，他们穿着金色紧身衣... ciaociaociao 发表于 11/5/2018 2:34:17 PM
有一天儿子说: Mom, I know the difference between boy and girl. Boy has one butt. Girl has two, a big one and a small one. greenbutterfly 发表于 11/5/2018 5:27:33 PM
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. Smith 落地花生 发表于 11/5/2018 2:49:19 PM
比较转载 地点：加州 检查上周儿子的作业，有个得了C的作业是这样的：在一个花盆上画上一个故事，然后把花盆打破，再用热熔胶粘起来，好像你考古到了一个故事，然后再讲给全班听。 猪哥大神写的是： there was a poor boy live with an old ox. One day ,they found three girls bathing in a pool.The ox said to the boy:"Go and steal the clothing from one you like the most! "The boy did, then the ox rushed to scare the girls. Only the one could not find her clothes had to stay in the pool.so the boy caught the naked girl and married her. 猪哥说老师的评价是can't understand what are you talking about，你丫思想有问题吧，要不明天叫你爸来一趟...。 明天让他把花盆拿回来看看怎么画的! otree 发表于 11/5/2018 2:22:27 PM
推荐 where the mountain meets the moon. 里面写了好多我们熟悉的中国传统故事，写的很好，包括这个牛郎织女。改编的比较合情理。
哈哈哈哈，LZ的娃太逗了！ 不过这个故事读中文都觉得有点毁三观，偷人家衣服，看人家洗澡，最后还娶了人家，这不臭流氓嘛，还是一穷鬼臭流氓！搁现在早都给打死了。读英文更觉得毛骨悚然，caught the naked girl and married her，满满都是变态色魔非法禁锢少女的感觉。 非要说个中国古代神话故事又不会有非议的还特别正能量的可以糊弄美国老师的，精卫填海愚公移山什么的都可以。努力奋斗感天动地终成正果，比“沾衣裸袖即为失节”的封建糟粕强多了。 阿肥 发表于 11/5/2018 2:35:15 PM
地点：加州
检查上周儿子的作业，有个得了C的作业是这样的：在一个花盆上画上一个故事，然后把花盆打破，再用热熔胶粘起来，好像你考古到了一个故事，然后再讲给全班听。
猪哥大神写的是： there was a poor boy live with an old ox. One day ,they found three girls bathing in a pool.The ox said to the boy:"Go and steal the clothing from one you like the most! "The boy did, then the ox rushed to scare the girls. Only the one could not find her clothes had to stay in the pool.so the boy caught the naked girl and married her.
猪哥说老师的评价是can't understand what are you talking about，你丫思想有问题吧，要不明天叫你爸来一趟...。
明天让他把花盆拿回来看看怎么画的!
重新读了遍lz的原文，似乎还要画出来故事的场景，这个就比较有发挥的余地了
很有创意。。。
但是这种撩妹方式确实三观不正……家长得去帮解释一下……
就凭这点，深得中华文化的精髓。
这里的ABC能知道这个的凤毛麟角啊。。
不过这个故事读中文都觉得有点毁三观，偷人家衣服，看人家洗澡，最后还娶了人家，这不臭流氓嘛，还是一穷鬼臭流氓！搁现在早都给打死了。读英文更觉得毛骨悚然，caught the naked girl and married her，满满都是变态色魔非法禁锢少女的感觉。
非要说个中国古代神话故事又不会有非议的还特别正能量的可以糊弄美国老师的，精卫填海愚公移山什么的都可以。努力奋斗感天动地终成正果，比“沾衣裸袖即为失节”的封建糟粕强多了。
hahahahaha, this is so funny
也好搞笑
哈哈
精卫填海愚公移山没有这个吸睛。。。
艾玛， 这又是谁家小哥这么有才的！
哈哈哈哈哈，太有画面感了，这些熊孩子真让人操心呐
(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
今天被你们闹得笑出猪叫
笑晕了。。。。。。。你家的启蒙教育啊。。。。。。。。
you made my day
哈哈哈哈哈😂
哈哈，区别就是宙斯是老流氓，这个是小流氓。
太赞同了！
笑死
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这不就是牛郎织女嘛。而且爱尔兰神话里也有类似的。
估计鹊桥相会是织女在娘家人的看护下来看孩子的。省的又被穷屌丝骗的人财两空。
mark
你家三岁娃表达能力真好
哈哈哈真的。。。。古希腊神话也是。。醉了
让人情不自禁的想叔叔没穿衣服跑步是什么感觉。。。
天。。。好奇你第一反应是啥。。。
哈哈哈笑死我了
推荐 where the mountain meets the moon. 里面写了好多我们熟悉的中国传统故事，写的很好，包括这个牛郎织女。改编的比较合情理。
同意，跟老师解释一下小孩子误解了，以后注意他的hw
这是英简写文版的牛郎织女吧？
☆ 发自 iPhone 华人一网 1.14.01
哈哈笑出猪叫声+眼泪。多谢楼主不吝分享。。。
就是，宙斯动不动就变成个什么让人家怀孕，还有踩了个脚印就怀孕的。 ---发自Huaren 官方 iOS APP
炎帝神农他妈姜原，也是踩了神的大脚印怀孕生下神农，取名弃