川粉终成最大赢家 (教主虐粉千百遍,川粉待教主如初恋)

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buzhidao2000
楼主 (北美华人网)
选举前,川教主说.......
川粉:呜哇!万岁!所有的华人们、OPT的小留们,H1B和EB等绿卡的筒子们,重大利好重大利好!川大大最照顾我们技术移民,绿卡指日可待!请加入我们的队伍,请帮我们出力!请让我们帮你代捐!
选举后,川教主要缩紧移民政策
川粉(理直气壮状):选举本来就是citizen的事,你们OPT/H1B/EB跟着凑个什么热闹,这是美国人选出的总统,懂吗?懂吗?!你们刚来美国几天啊,就想着要我们的总统照顾你们的利益?!我们先上船了,你们就不要往上爬了!什么还想爬?!踢下去!

选举前,川教主说要造墙
川粉:川教主只是说说而已,只可意会,聪明如他哪里会去真的造墙
选举后,川教主果真要造墙
川粉(略惊讶,随即洗地):造墙推动GDP、造墙阻挡非移、本来就有墙再造点墙也是顺理成章。

选举前,川教主说要遣返所有非法移民
川粉:呜哇!万岁!把干净的美利坚还给我们!
选举后,川教主不再deport遣返非法移民
川粉(体贴入微状):遣返非议代价太高了,不遣返是对的,再说川大大心地慈悲不可能让人骨肉分离的,万一社会动乱可不是闹着玩的。

选举前,川教主说ban穆斯林入境
川粉们:太好啦!穆穆是恐怖之源!所有的穆穆都应该禁止出现在我们身边!有路人穆穆摸我娃的头,好怕怕啊!
选举后,ban穆斯林入境偷偷从川教主的主页上删除
川粉们(洗地状):可以理解啦!又不是所有的穆穆都是恐怖分子!川教主要团结大家啊嘛。

选举前川粉们说川教主上台AA和同厕即将要完蛋了!
选举后,川教主说州政府自己决定
川粉们(理解状):川教主百日维新、日理万机、哪里还忙得过来顾这点小事。大家不给川大大添乱哈!

选举前,川教主说要取消Obama Care
川粉(看着paycheck上的上涨保费,一跳三丈高):呜哇!万岁!保费终于要降下来了!川大大真是工薪层贴心教主。
选举后,川教主将保留引起保费剧涨的pre-existing conditions Obamacare
川粉(高兴状):哇!太好了!终于取消了!什么?保费还在涨?!关川大大鸟事咧,是万恶的医疗成本太高造成的耶,大家要理解大大的难度。

选举前,川教主说要减税
川粉们:太好啦!川大大要给我们middle class减压啦!
选举后,川教主给富人减税给小业主减税
川粉们(赞成状): 川大大英明!此举将极大的促进小公司的繁荣兴盛!什么?!工薪层没减税?!嘿,这年头还靠w2,太没出息啦!要自己创业啊!

选举前
川粉们说川教主是华人的福音、他们家的某某某还说中文咧
选举后,川教主原来是老白蓝党。
川粉们(圣母状): 你们快来看看这个记录片啊,美国的working class太struggle啦,蓝领太惨啦!我们好心痛哦!
吃瓜群众:尼玛,你们怎么不去老白蓝去拉队友呢?!

选举前,川教主被批为racist
川粉们:你们造谣!左弊媒体中伤!川大大自己的老婆就是外国人(斯洛文尼亚top stripper),他能歧视外国人?!
选举后,川教主制定American First 教义
川粉们(谄媚状):川教主是有那么点点白人至上主义的啦,可是我们宁愿被红脖骂go back china,也不要和Asian一起抢AA藤校名额。再说红脖们多淳朴啊,多雷锋啊,我们呆过的红脖州对小黄人是最最友好的的了,蓝州才是小黄人被歧视的地方好吧!什么你问我们为啥子要赖在蓝州?为啥子拼死命要把孩子送进左弊加工厂的藤校?哎?那个啥?川大大的马桶是24K纯金的吗?
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Dreamchaser
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Trump在小布什时期一直是民主党,奥巴马时期是共和党,捐款也是有捐共和党也有捐民主党。他只是一个投机商人,没有川粉想得那么好,也没有希粉想得那么坏。拭目以待吧,他尽自己所能做个好总统就好
Wiki:

From 2001 to 2008, he was a Democrat; but, in 2008, he endorsed Republican John McCain for President and officially changed his party registration to Republican in 2009.[226] In December 2011, Trump became an Independent for five months before returning to the Republican Party, where he has pledged to stay.[227][228]

Trump has made contributions to campaigns of both Republican Party and Democratic Party candidates, with the top ten recipients of his political contributions being six Democrats and four Republicans.[229] After 2011, his campaign contributions were more favorable to Republicans than to Democrats.[230] In February 2012, Trump endorsed Republican Mitt Romney for President.[231] When asked in 2015 which recent President he prefers, Trump picked Democrat Bill Clinton over the Republican Bushes.[232][233]
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xiaobird
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buzhidao2000
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选举前,川教主说ban穆斯林入境
川粉们:太好啦!穆穆是恐怖之源!所有的穆穆都应该禁止出现在我们身边!有路人穆穆摸我娃的头,好怕怕啊!
选举后,ban穆斯林入境偷偷从川教主的主页上删除
川粉们(洗地状):可以理解啦!又不是所有的穆穆都是恐怖分子!川教主要团结大家啊嘛。
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pink_rabbit
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LOL。。。。
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buzhidao2000
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选举前,川教主被批为racist
川粉们:你们造谣!左弊媒体中伤!川大大自己的老婆就是外国人(斯洛文尼亚top stripper),他能歧视外国人?!
选举后,川教主制定American First 教义
川粉们(谄媚状):川教主是有那么点点白人至上主义的啦,可是我们宁愿被红脖骂go back china,也不要和Asian一起抢AA藤校名额。再说红脖们多淳朴啊,多雷锋啊,我们呆过的红脖州对小黄人是最最友好的的了,蓝州才是小黄人被歧视的地方好吧!什么你问我们为啥子要赖在蓝州?为啥子拼死命要把孩子送进左弊加工厂的藤校?哎?那个啥?川大大的马桶是24K纯金的吗?
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DearPrudence
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pinkymania
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川粉真是秀智商道德最下线!
千堆雪
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we won, you lost, accept it and get a life!
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ggtest
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扫一眼,马上知道了,要屏蔽哪些id,yeah,清静不少
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xiaobird
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sanshengyouxing
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赞神总结,理解选川,但不相信之前版上一些极端川粉YY的利华政策。
柳无眠
13 楼
还在撒泼,有用吗?
飞越疯人院
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赞神总结。另外,川粉在骂人的时候能有点新意吗,别和你们主子川教主似的词汇量比幼儿园小朋友还少。说话也麻烦有点语言逻辑,动不动骂人一口一个左X的是你们川粉,到底谁在撒泼打滚,excuse me?
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bella20152016
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哈哈 赞, 真心话, trump当选的时候我有点迟疑, 有点担心, 是不是做了正确选择, 虽然我们州票都是希拉里的。
但是现在看到那些举着墨西哥国旗的暴乱, 真的好庆幸trump获胜!


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we won, you lost, accept it and get a life!

千堆雪 发表于 11/13/2016 1:16:00 下午
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buzhidao2000
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哈哈 赞, 真心话, trump当选的时候我有点迟疑, 有点担心, 是不是做了正确选择, 虽然我们州票都是希拉里的。
但是现在看到那些举着墨西哥国旗的暴乱, 真的好庆幸trump获胜!

bella20152016 发表于 11/13/2016 1:39:32 PM

接着“庆幸”吧!极右翼Stephan Bannon 被正式指定为总统的 Top Aides!!    白人至上走起! 川粉们的好日子啊,一眼望不到边!

Trump names Priebus and Bannon as top aides!!http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-names-priebus-as-chief-of-staff-bannon-as-chief-strategist-231304
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iamsunshine
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接着“庆幸”吧!极右翼Stephan Bannon 被正式指定为总统的 Top Aides!!    白人至上走起! 川粉们的好日子啊,一眼望不到边!

Trump names Priebus and Bannon as top aides!!http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-names-priebus-as-chief-of-staff-bannon-as-chief-strategist-231304

buzhidao2000 发表于 11/13/2016 9:02:09 PM

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buzhidao2000
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Steve Bannons 被任命了,吼吼,给大家来科普一下此人吧:
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/graphics/2015-steve-bannon/
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xiaobird
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buzhidao2000
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川大大给川粉小分队的一份礼物,Steve Bannon!Oh-Yeah!

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mikiya
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敲地的小猴子
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Dharma
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历史会见证川粉如何搬起石头砸自己的脚!
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mond
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川粉捧川大大主要是因为他不会打击俄罗斯和中国的利益吧。川粉好象对美国华人的利益(有身份的和没有身份的都算上)都无所谓的态度。很多川粉都是五毛。
xiaobird 发表于 11/13/2016 11:31:48 AM

好像是的。死硬希粉 大多数是湾湾
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JamieL
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接着“庆幸”吧!极右翼Stephan Bannon 被正式指定为总统的 Top Aides!!    白人至上走起! 川粉们的好日子啊,一眼望不到边!

Trump names Priebus and Bannon as top aides!!http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/trump-names-priebus-as-chief-of-staff-bannon-as-chief-strategist-231304

buzhidao2000 发表于 11/13/2016 9:02:09 PM
还不错啦,要不是ivanka和女婿的极力反对,此人还要做白宫办公厅主任呢。
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Dharma
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LZ,你对床粉的神总结LOL……
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Viviennedd
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最基本的,可以不同意别人的政见,但是要尊重别人有不同选择的权利。

选举已经尘埃落定了,华人总算不再是沉默的羔羊,不管是哪派,汇聚了力量就算好样的。

至于这几天没完没了地谴责华人支持川,实在是没有意义。华人从人数到舆论导向对选举的影响都很小。 等到了那一天有了一定决定力量可以左右,再谩骂谴责吧。如果有那一天的话,恭喜恭喜,华人有那个份量担这个责。现在move on吧,事后诸葛还不如盯紧继任政府有点用。
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beefcuurtain87
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还不错啦,要不是ivanka和女婿的极力反对,此人还要做白宫办公厅主任呢。

JamieL 发表于 11/14/2016 1:27:24 AM

笑死了, 什么东西, 在liberal嘴里就是 right wing, racist, anti-semite。。。  

alt right根本就不是什么racist组织。。 alt right的代表之一 milo yiannopoulos 是个gay, date着一个黑人男。  网上现在吹嘘什么steve bannon是anti semite, 但是breitbart本来就是在israel那里conceive的。。 你们就继续吹吧
天天啊
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有路人穆穆摸我娃的头,好怕怕啊 --这个记忆犹新……
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xiaobird
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xiaobird
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ottobre
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要是说得中立一点,还能仔细回帖。。。
屁歪歪屁
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历史会见证川粉如何搬起石头砸自己的脚!
Dharma 发表于 11/14/2016 1:19:50 AM
历史已经打了大蛤蟆好几次脸了。你难道忘了Cruz老婆的粉色大衣了?
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DearPrudence
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ScottishFold
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稀拉拉团队极度害怕,拼命抹黑BREITBART,特别害怕人去看这个网站,因为这个网站都是爱国人士,报道真实,拆穿稀拉拉它们的谎言。所以稀拉拉它们就拼命的要抹黑。
落地无声
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/13/us/trump-trial-delay-sought/

Trump wants trial delay until after swearing-in
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ScottishFold
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/13/us/trump-trial-delay-sought/

Trump wants trial delay until after swearing-in
落地无声 发表于 11/14/2016 9:32:49 AM

这很正常,因为现在司法部都是奥巴马的人,极度腐败,LYNCH私下会面CLINTON,FBI COMEY不起诉HILLARY这个罪犯,美国人民早就看不下去了。
川普上台必须清洗这些腐败的人。
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iamsunshine
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稀拉拉团队极度害怕,拼命抹黑BREITBART,特别害怕人去看这个网站,因为这个网站都是爱国人士,报道真实,拆穿稀拉拉它们的谎言。所以稀拉拉它们就拼命的要抹黑。

ScottishFold 发表于 11/14/2016 9:30:43 AM

这里已经被你弄的比大纪元都不如了,造谣到了令人发指的地步
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qiangdaxia
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我觉得比Trump更可恶的反而是极端Trump粉。红卫兵一港
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miamimiami
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哈哈哈哈,楼主说得太好了太形象了!不知道是谁被打了左脸还要强作欢颜把右脸也献出去!真是被人卖了还帮人数钱的节奏啊!
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bella20152016
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就是啊 说的好像选举结果是华人决定的? 整个亚裔才占投票的4% 而且只有不到30% 投给trump, 也不比拉丁裔支持trump的率高啊。
最不懂的是希粉这几天疯狂喊世界末日是打什么算盘, 忽悠上华人的人参加游行 闹事? 他们自己怎么不去, 当别人傻?
希粉们, trump有提意见的网站, 有本事去上面实名留言抗议, 在这jjww 有什么意思?


最基本的,可以不同意别人的政见,但是要尊重别人有不同选择的权利。
选举已经尘埃落定了,华人总算不再是沉默的羔羊,不管是哪派,汇聚了力量就算好样的。
至于这几天没完没了地谴责华人支持川,实在是没有意义。华人从人数到舆论导向对选举的影响都很小。 等到了那一天有了一定决定力量可以左右,再谩骂谴责吧。如果有那一天的话,恭喜恭喜,华人有那个份量担这个责。现在move on吧,事后诸葛还不如盯紧继任政府有点用。

Viviennedd 发表于 11/14/2016 1:39:00 上午
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eggwoman
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为什么总有人出来混淆视听,他还是选了Priebus as chief of staff,而不是Bannon
chief of staff 才是最重要的职位吧,还是挑了一个insider,还是Paul Ryan的best buddy
Bannon是他竞选的CEO,所有人都知道他肯定要任要职,没有给他chief of staff就说明他没有走那么偏了
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relay
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SCOTT ADAMS' BLOG
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The Cognitive Dissonance Cluster Bomb
Posted November 12th, 2016 @ 7:55am
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Earlier this week CNN.com listed 24 different theories that pundits have provided for why Trump won. And the list isn’t even complete. I’ve heard other explanations as well. What does it tell you when there are 24 different explanations for a thing?

It tells you that someone just dropped a cognitive dissonance cluster bomb on the public. Heads exploded. Cognitive dissonance set in. Weird theories came out. This is the cleanest and clearest example of cognitive dissonance you will ever see. Remember it.

This phenomenon is why a year ago I told you I was putting so much emphasis on PREDICTING the outcome of the election using the Master Persuader Filter. I told you it would be easy to fit any theory to the facts AFTER the result. And sure enough, we can fit lots of theories to the facts. At least 24 of them by CNN’s count.

Generally speaking, the greater the persuasion, the more cognitive dissonance you get. Trump is – in my opinion – the greatest persuader of my lifetime. I expected this level of cognitive dissonance. Next time you see a persuader of this magnitude, you can expect the outcome to be cognitive dissonance in that case too.

This brings me to the anti-Trump protests. The protesters look as though they are protesting Trump, but they are not. They are locked in an imaginary world and battling their own hallucinations of the future. Here’s the setup that triggered them.

1. They believe they are smart and well-informed.

2. Their good judgement told them Trump is OBVIOUSLY the next Hitler, or something similarly bad.

3. Half of the voters of the United States – including a lot of smart people – voted Trump into office anyway.

Those “facts” can’t be reconciled in the minds of the anti-Trumpers. Mentally, something has to give. That’s where cognitive dissonance comes in.

There are two ways for an anti-Trumper to interpret that reality. One option is to accept that if half the public doesn’t see Trump as a dangerous monster, perhaps he isn’t. But that would conflict with a person’s self-image as being smart and well-informed in the first place. When you violate a person’s self-image, it triggers cognitive dissonance to explain-away the discrepancy.

So how do you explain-away Trump’s election if you think you are smart and you think you are well-informed and you think Trump is OBVIOUSLY a monster?

You solve for that incongruity by hallucinating – literally – that Trump supporters KNOW Trump is a monster and they PREFER the monster. In this hallucination, the KKK is not a nutty fringe group but rather a symbol of how all Trump supporters must feel. (They don’t. Not even close.)

In a rational world it would be obvious that Trump supporters include lots of brilliant and well-informed people. That fact – as obvious as it would seem – is invisible to the folks who can’t even imagine a world in which their powers of perception could be so wrong. To reconcile their world, they have to imagine all Trump supporters as defective in some moral or cognitive way, or both.

As I often tell you, we all live in our own movies inside our heads. Humans did not evolve with the capability to understand their reality because it was not important to survival. Any illusion that keeps us alive long enough to procreate is good enough.

That’s why the protestors live in a movie in which they are fighting against a monster called Trump and you live in a movie where you got the president you wanted for the changes you prefer. Same planet, different realities.
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relay
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SCOTT ADAMS' BLOG
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How to Break an Illusion
Posted November 14th, 2016 @ 8:23am in #Trump #Clinton

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Anti-Trump protesters believe they are fighting the good fight to stop a racist, homophobic, sexist monster. But about half of the country – the half that I’m in – is in a different movie. In our movie, we selected a new president and half of the country is in cognitive dissonance over it. Assuming the protesters are the ones experiencing the illusion, and not us, how can we release them from their zombie-like existence so they will stop blocking traffic?

I’ll tell you the general approach.

The main thing you have to do is violate the frame. Clinton framed Trump as a monster, and now protesters are locked into that illusion. If Trump does things that can be construed as monster-like, the illusion is strengthened. But every time he violates that framing, the illusion gets a crack. If it cracks enough, it breaks.

For example, half the country thought Trump was going to eliminate every good thing about Obamacare. But recently the public learned that Trump wants to keep the most popular provisions and just “fix” the rest of it. That violates the monster frame. But it isn’t enough by itself. You need more violations.

Picking Reince Priebus for Chief of Staff was a good step because it makes Trump seem presidential and flexible. That’s another violation of the monster frame. But a small one.

Unfortunately, picking Steve Bannon as chief strategist adds confirmation bias to the monster illusion because Clinton’s team polluted Bannon’s brand during the election. Bannon adds confirmation bias to the monster illusion.  I assume Bannon is a great strategist or else Trump wouldn’t risk keeping him.

Yesterday on Sixty Minutes Trump said gay marriage was already settled by the Supreme Court, and Trump is okay with that. That’s a crack in the illusion that Trump is anti-LGBTQ. But not enough. And Trump’s selection of Pence to run the transition team supports the monster theory because Pence has some anti-gay history that needs fixing.

The obvious next move for the Master Persuader involves asking Pence to “evolve” to Trump’s positions on all LGBTQ matters. Everyone expects a VP to pretend to be a full supporter of the President’s policies. That gives cover for Pence to update his LGBTQ views because…

- Religious conservatives will dismiss it as mere politics, believing Pence privately holds views that match their own.

- Anti-Trumpers will see a major violation of the monster frame.

- I will explain it all later as Trump doing “pacing and leading” to bring the Republican Party toward the center where it is strongest. Because that’s what is happening.

Trump has lots of other ways to crack the monster framing in the coming months. He can say more about his “New Deal” ideas for helping African-Americans. He could flip a foreign leader from a critic to a friend. He could come up with some ideas on lowering college costs. He could say more about his plan NOT to deport undocumented citizens who have obeyed the law since coming to this country.

He has lots of levers. Expect him to push one lever after another until the monster framing cracks. By summer the story will be that he’s the most flexible and centrist president in our history.

It is worth noting that Trump and Clinton had very different unframing challenges. If Clinton had won, her job would have been to convince the public she isn’t crooked. But you can’t do that simply by doing some honest things in public. We expect that even crooked people do honest things when watched. Clinton literally had no path to remove her “crooked” label.

But Trump has a more solvable framing problem. Clinton’s team labelled him a racist, homophobic, sexist. Trump can violate that frame enough times to break it over time. But it will take a lot of cracks. You’ve already seen several. Expect more to come.

If I were in Trump’s place I would look for a bigly frame violation and soon. The public is already primed for him to “moderate” away from his campaign promises. This is the time to do it.

In summary, you can’t prove you are honest by NOT stealing something in public. But you can prove you are not a monster by saving a kitten from a tree in public. Monsters never do that sort of thing. This idea is so true that it became the title of the best book ever written about movie script writing: Save the Cat.

Watch for Trump to saves some kittens – as many as necessary – until you can’t hold in your mind the frame that he’s a monster. Enjoy the show. The Master Persuader is just getting started.
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rongh
46 楼
现在看到那些举着墨西哥国旗的暴乱, 真的好庆幸trump获胜!
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missouri2001
47 楼
大选一个星期以前就结束了 还上蹿下跳的不消停

Get a life
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unexpectedgift
48 楼
LOL........楼主神总结。选举前我虽然倾向于TRUMP,但当时就深深的感觉到不论是选TRUMP还是HILARY都会有后悔的一天。TRUMP提出一些政策明显不靠谱,而且我当时就说TRUMP的某些政策也会损害华人的利益,要客观看待,网上和微信群里的川粉不遗余力的要证明自己的选择是多么英明正确,TRUMP是多么跟美国救世主似的,避重就轻的为TRUMP辩护,实在是好笑。
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xiaobird
49 楼
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Grace222
50 楼
同感啊,还有版上这些疯了一样的希粉!


哈哈 赞, 真心话, trump当选的时候我有点迟疑, 有点担心, 是不是做了正确选择, 虽然我们州票都是希拉里的。
但是现在看到那些举着墨西哥国旗的暴乱, 真的好庆幸trump获胜!

bella20152016 发表于 11/13/2016 1:39:00 PM
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buzhidao2000
51 楼
大选一个星期以前就结束了 还上蹿下跳的不消停

Get a life
missouri2001 发表于 11/14/2016 11:05:00 AM


Get  a life的应该是这些川粉!绑架全体华人民意,在这里不停的为她们的教主歌功颂德,涂脂抹粉。
看着吧,接下的这四年里,她们会不断的大秀特秀让大家叹为观止的道德和智商底线,会大搞造神运动,最后川教主就成了"金身不倒的救世主"。

纵容她们的行径,就是典型的劣币驱逐良币的做法,到最后普通吃瓜群众将没有任何发表意见的可能。
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DearPrudence
52 楼
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CleverBeaver
53 楼
历史会见证川粉如何搬起石头砸自己的脚!
Dharma 发表于 11/14/2016 1:19:50 AM

真的是8 years forward, 60 years backward
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CleverBeaver
54 楼
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/13/us/trump-trial-delay-sought/

Trump wants trial delay until after swearing-in
落地无声 发表于 11/14/2016 9:32:49 AM

看到了,
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CleverBeaver
55 楼
哈哈哈哈,楼主说得太好了太形象了!不知道是谁被打了左脸还要强作欢颜把右脸也献出去!真是被人卖了还帮人数钱的节奏啊!
miamimiami 发表于 11/14/2016 9:43:02 AM

对啊,隔壁还来个楼说左派被打脸blabla的
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CleverBeaver
56 楼
LOL........楼主神总结。选举前我虽然倾向于TRUMP,但当时就深深的感觉到不论是选TRUMP还是HILARY都会有后悔的一天。TRUMP提出一些政策明显不靠谱,而且我当时就说TRUMP的某些政策也会损害华人的利益,要客观看待,网上和微信群里的川粉不遗余力的要证明自己的选择是多么英明正确,TRUMP是多么跟美国救世主似的,避重就轻的为TRUMP辩护,实在是好笑。
unexpectedgift 发表于 11/14/2016 11:29:19 AM

me too

I still support Bernie
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CleverBeaver
57 楼
选举前,川教主说.......
川粉:呜哇!万岁!所有的华人们、OPT的小留们,H1B和EB等绿卡的筒子们,重大利好重大利好!川大大最照顾我们技术移民,绿卡指日可待!请加入我们的队伍,请帮我们出力!请让我们帮你代捐!
选举后,川教主要缩紧移民政策
川粉(理直气壮状):选举本来就是citizen的事,你们OPT/H1B/EB跟着凑个什么热闹,这是美国人选出的总统,懂吗?懂吗?!你们刚来美国几天啊,就想着要我们的总统照顾你们的利益?!我们先上船了,你们就不要往上爬了!什么还想爬?!踢下去!

选举前,川教主说要造墙
川粉:川教主只是说说而已,只可意会,聪明如他哪里会去真的造墙
选举后,川教主果真要造墙
川粉(略惊讶,随即洗地):造墙推动GDP、造墙阻挡非移、本来就有墙再造点墙也是顺理成章。

选举前,川教主说要遣返所有非法移民
川粉:呜哇!万岁!把干净的美利坚还给我们!
选举后,川教主不再deport遣返非法移民
川粉(体贴入微状):遣返非议代价太高了,不遣返是对的,再说川大大心地慈悲不可能让人骨肉分离的,万一社会动乱可不是闹着玩的。

选举前,川教主说ban穆斯林入境
川粉们:太好啦!穆穆是恐怖之源!所有的穆穆都应该禁止出现在我们身边!有路人穆穆摸我娃的头,好怕怕啊!
选举后,ban穆斯林入境偷偷从川教主的主页上删除
川粉们(洗地状):可以理解啦!又不是所有的穆穆都是恐怖分子!川教主要团结大家啊嘛。

选举前川粉们说川教主上台AA和同厕即将要完蛋了!
选举后,川教主说州政府自己决定
川粉们(理解状):川教主百日维新、日理万机、哪里还忙得过来顾这点小事。大家不给川大大添乱哈!

选举前,川教主说要取消Obama Care
川粉(看着paycheck上的上涨保费,一跳三丈高):呜哇!万岁!保费终于要降下来了!川大大真是工薪层贴心教主。
选举后,川教主将保留引起保费剧涨的pre-existing conditions Obamacare
川粉(高兴状):哇!太好了!终于取消了!什么?保费还在涨?!关川大大鸟事咧,是万恶的医疗成本太高造成的耶,大家要理解大大的难度。

选举前,川教主说要减税
川粉们:太好啦!川大大要给我们middle class减压啦!
选举后,川教主给富人减税给小业主减税
川粉们(赞成状): 川大大英明!此举将极大的促进小公司的繁荣兴盛!什么?!工薪层没减税?!嘿,这年头还靠w2,太没出息啦!要自己创业啊!

选举前
川粉们说川教主是华人的福音、他们家的某某某还说中文咧
选举后,川教主原来是老白蓝党。
川粉们(圣母状): 你们快来看看这个记录片啊,美国的working class太struggle啦,蓝领太惨啦!我们好心痛哦!
吃瓜群众:尼玛,你们怎么不去老白蓝去拉队友呢?!

选举前,川教主被批为racist
川粉们:你们造谣!左弊媒体中伤!川大大自己的老婆就是外国人(斯洛文尼亚top stripper),他能歧视外国人?!
选举后,川教主制定American First 教义
川粉们(谄媚状):川教主是有那么点点白人至上主义的啦,可是我们宁愿被红脖骂go back china,也不要和Asian一起抢AA藤校名额。再说红脖们多淳朴啊,多雷锋啊,我们呆过的红脖州对小黄人是最最友好的的了,蓝州才是小黄人被歧视的地方好吧!什么你问我们为啥子要赖在蓝州?为啥子拼死命要把孩子送进左弊加工厂的藤校?哎?那个啥?川大大的马桶是24K纯金的吗?

buzhidao2000 发表于 11/13/2016 11:26:46 AM

最后一段好经典
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buzhidao2000
58 楼
川粉们为啥对教主那么死心塌地?那么洗地白遍终不悔呢?
为了教主,她们可以见谁咬谁,
她们狂咬的对象如下:非公民的同胞、讨论环境问题的网友、讨论股票走向的网友、拿W2的网友、批评白人至上注主义的网友..........总之任何敢对她们教主非议的人,她们就要扑上去一通狂咬。
这群人简直是教主指哪打哪,不指哪也打哪。
吃瓜群众就好奇了:究竟是什么神秘的力量让这批人如此陷入疯魔境地?
半杯红酒
59 楼
太好了!发现某个ID终于被禁止访问了。
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iamsunshine
60 楼
看个好玩的