请用家乡话读下这首诗，有些效果很爆笑！

                          《卧春》                          据说山东版的就变成：      《我蠢》                                                                                                                      
                          暗梅幽闻花，                                                            俺没有文化，
                          卧枝伤恨底，                                                            我智商很低，
                          遥闻卧似水，                                                            要问我是谁，
                          易透达春绿，                                                            一头大蠢驴，
                          岸似绿，                                                                    俺是驴，
                          岸似透绿，                                                                俺是头驴，                          
                          岸似透黛绿。                                                             俺是头蠢驴。

你们当地的方言念出来是什么的？好好奇！

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