请用家乡话读下这首诗,有些效果很爆笑!

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hairycrab
楼主 (北美华人网)
                          《卧春》                          据说山东版的就变成:      《我蠢》                                                                                                                      
                          暗梅幽闻花,                                                            俺没有文化,
                          卧枝伤恨底,                                                            我智商很低,
                          遥闻卧似水,                                                            要问我是谁,
                          易透达春绿,                                                            一头大蠢驴,
                          岸似绿,                                                                    俺是驴,
                          岸似透绿,                                                                俺是头驴,                          
                          岸似透黛绿。                                                             俺是头蠢驴。

你们当地的方言念出来是什么的?好好奇!
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hairycrab
2 楼
没人喜欢吗
大喜妞
3 楼
似乎有点老。逆室达春绿
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Cassiel66
4 楼