Geography of women Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,ruled by nuts.
I got 100% at 2nd try. pretty interesting 以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:34:00 AM的发言：
More difficult than you might think!
Color Test These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya.... This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.. Follow the directions! It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today!
Can you see the girl sitting and the boy hugging her neck?
Look again. It is the reverse !!!!
It is our perception that influences our vision & thinking. Yes it is true...the guy is actually the one sitting on the couch with the girl hugging over him....can you see both versions ?
Color Test These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya.... This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.. Follow the directions! It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today!
Took me a while to understand the pics with a boy, Santa Claus and a soldier. I took it as Santa would ask the boy what his wish was for Christmas. Knowing the boy, he would say "I would like to see my father". And then his father will step out to surprise him. Very touching...
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words Yellow,Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, And I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Can you see the girl sitting and the boy hugging her neck?
Look again. It is the reverse !!!!
It is our perception that influences our vision & thinking. Yes it is true...the guy is actually the one sitting on the couch with the girl hugging over him....can you see both versions ?
Color Test These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya.... This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.. Follow the directions! It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today!
The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry
Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year, Said he was astounded by what he saw:
"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said. 'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Central America; 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate and 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. ~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect!
~Going Out is good..Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!
~You realize you're never goingto be really good at anything .... Especially Golf.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do,but you really do care that youdon't care to do them anymore.
~You sleep better on a lounge chairwith the TV blaring than in bed.It's Called "pre-sleep".
~You miss the days when everything workedwith just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ..."what?"..."when?"... ???
~Now that you can affordexpensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody Whispers.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ....2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things:Old songs,Old movies,and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!! Love You, "OLD FRIEND!"Send this on to other "Old Friends!" andlet them laugh in AGREEMENT!!! It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived
The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry
Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year, Said he was astounded by what he saw:
"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said. 'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
" This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
"Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven......."
Color Test These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease. It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%! Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya.... This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun! It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.. Follow the directions! It's harder than it seems, as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today!
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:05:00 AM的发言： When top level people look down, they see only shitheads. When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes. You will Never see another Flow ...... 精辟
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words Yellow,Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, And I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
那个小娃笑得太可爱了
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:34:00 AM的发言：
More difficult than you might think!
Color Test
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!
Click here to start
寓意深刻啊！
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Can you see the girl sitting and the boy hugging her neck?
Look again. It is the reverse !!!!
It is our perception that influences our vision & thinking.
Yes it is true...the guy is actually the one sitting on the couch with the girl hugging over him....can you see both versions ?
Interesting
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:34:00 AM的发言：
More difficult than you might think!
Color Test
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!
Click here to start
Took me a while to understand the pics with a boy, Santa Claus and a soldier. I took it as Santa would ask the boy what his wish was for Christmas. Knowing the boy, he would say "I would like to see my father". And then his father will step out to surprise him. Very touching...
Thanks!
那个是真的熊猫吗？
假的
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
It is a simple test of your English language skills.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said,
'You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
hahahahahahahaha
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned
A minister decided that a visual Demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into Four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container Of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container Of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of Chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of Good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
The Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation What did you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service
hahahahaha
Can you see the girl sitting and the boy hugging her neck?
Look again. It is the reverse !!!!
It is our perception that influences our vision & thinking.
Yes it is true...the guy is actually the one sitting on the couch with the girl hugging over him....can you see both versions ?
OMG
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 9:56:00 AM的发言：
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More difficult than you might think!
Color Test
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!
Click here to start
First time, 88%; second time 100%
Bearack Obearma xs56
When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.
When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.
You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:28:00 AM的发言：
The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry
Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year,
Said he was astounded by what he saw:
"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said.
'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together.
'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
These extraordinary scenes followed..
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一看就知道是p的，但是有意思就行。
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And then they just walked away without hurting him..........
Life is short... Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably...and never regret anything that made you smile
This is amazing.....
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Central America; 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate and 1 useless President. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect!
~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's Called "pre-sleep".
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody Whispers.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!
Love You, "OLD FRIEND!" Send this on to other "Old Friends!" and let them laugh in AGREEMENT!!!
It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived
di二次就100%了啊
RE， first try 88%, second try 100%
欢乐好贴，还有实用信息，谢谢lz~~
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When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.
When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.
You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
good one
原来熊猫可以那样坐飞机的啊
各位，显然是玩具啊！！
The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry
Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year,
Said he was astounded by what he saw:
"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said.
'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together.
'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
These extraordinary scenes followed..
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这可真是要逆天了。。。
xs啦
每次出去玩，都是把各个山头上的字母拍下来留念，还没集齐26个，加油！
The Blonde Pilot
This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
" This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
"Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven......."
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熊猫也能带上飞机啊！
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草莓的糖最少啊
哈哈哈哈，这帖子太好笑了！
All are funny!
DEFINITELY, the PICTURE OF THE YEAR!
More difficult than you might think!
Color Test
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be!
A brain waker-upper for today!
Click here to start
It took me two attempts to get 100%. The first time I got 75%.
好玩！lz辛苦了。
When top level people look down, they see only shitheads. When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes. You will Never see another Flow ...... 精辟
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欢乐好贴，还有实用信息，谢谢lz~~
yay
lol
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great pics! thanks for sharing!
好玩！lz辛苦了。
吱，楼主辛苦了。
以下是引用烈火奶奶在8/25/2012 8:13:00 AM的发言：
奧8好笑！
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:33:00 AM的发言：
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
It is a simple test of your English language skills.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said,
'You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.