周五啦上点笑话大家来乐乐吧 (继续更新中)

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seemoons
楼主 (北美华人网)
原来的那栋笑话楼也没人去看了,昨儿还添了几个,没一会儿就沉底了,所以今天就重开一楼了。
[此贴子已经被作者于2012/8/24 22:16:10编辑过]
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seemoons
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This is a lesson in why you can't trust even your own eyes, in today's world.
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seemoons
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Can you see the girl sitting and the boy hugging her neck?

Look again. It is the reverse !!!!

It is our perception that influences our vision & thinking.

Yes it is true...the guy is actually the one sitting on the couch with the girl hugging over him....can you see both versions ?
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seemoons
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zhuangzhuang27
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 haha
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orlane
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                                                             lol
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newniu
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 哈哈,太好了,lz回来了。
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seemoons
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下面的这些不是笑话,是生活的一些小TIP。有些我也用。
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seemoons
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these are really great ideas.

Some of these are REALLY inventive !!!!   I'm gonna try them !
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seemoons
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pop
11 楼
LOL.. could some one tell me what does the OREGON picture mean?
风中的雪莲
12 楼
50个州的那个都是p上去的。。。
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newniu
13 楼
  一看就知道是p的,但是有意思就行。
以下是引用风中的雪莲在8/24/2012 9:52:00 AM的发言:

    
    50个州的那个都是p上去的。。。
    
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seemoons
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more



吃麻花的女孩
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 9:50:00 AM的发言:


these are really great ideas.

Some of these are REALLY inventive !!!!   I'm gonna try them ! SPT
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seemoons
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pop
17 楼
wow.. those are very useful tips.. definitely will try them myself!! thanks
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 9:55:00 AM的发言:

    
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danny99star
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nice!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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seemoons
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下面的这些也不是笑话,是比较感人的图片
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seemoons
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芳草芊芊
21 楼
同问,没看懂
以下是引用pop在8/24/2012 9:51:00 AM的发言:

    
    LOL.. could some one tell me what does the OREGON picture mean?
    
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seemoons
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seemoons
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seemoons
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seemoons
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Right or left doesn't matter. It is really up or down in politics
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seemoons
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When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.



When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.



You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
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hwway
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以下是引用orlane在8/24/2012 9:44:00 AM的发言:

    
                                                                 lol
    
教育工作者
28 楼
hahahaha.............
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scxt
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:05:00 AM的发言:




When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.



When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.



You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
寓意深刻啊!
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scxt
30 楼
那个是真的熊猫吗?
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liviachen
31 楼
原来熊猫可以那样坐飞机的啊
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orlane
32 楼
哪个和小宝宝对视的 是狗狗吗?也太可爱了吧
芳草芊芊
33 楼
哈哈哈哈
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:05:00 AM的发言:

    
    
        
            
                 When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.
    
        
            
                 When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.
    
        
            
                 You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
    
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seemoons
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This is really enlightening.




 




 




 What A Unique Way To Present This… 4.2 grams = 1 teaspoon of sugar = 1cube!
 
Someone ought to get an award for this. We know the facts, but this
brings it into perspective quickly, doesn’t it?
Each cube is a teaspoonful.
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seemoons
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tuzinewyork
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 好sweet啊,有些图片:)谢谢LZ
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seemoons
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无情de大奶
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lol
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:05:00 AM的发言:

    
    
        
            
                 When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.
    
        
            
                 When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.
    
        
            
                 You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
    
无情de大奶
39 楼
我记得有人辟谣了说是假的,好像是某航空公司的广告什么的。。。
以下是引用scxt在8/24/2012 10:12:00 AM的发言:

    
    那个是真的熊猫吗?
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seemoons
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seemoons
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想要减肥的MM一定要看上面这个贴啦
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seemoons
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The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry 

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year, 
Said he was astounded by what he saw:
 

"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said. 
'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 
'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
 

These extraordinary scenes followed..
 




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seemoons
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And then they just walked away without hurting him.......... 

Life is short... Forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably...and never regret anything that made you smile
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seemoons
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"Did you lose a cat?"
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kammy
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以下是引用zhuangzhuang27在8/24/2012 9:40:00 AM的发言:

    
     haha
    
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seemoons
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We've all talked to this guy. At last, a picture of him.

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seemoons
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
It is a simple test of your English language skills.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow,
Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow
, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
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seemoons
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More difficult than you might think! 

Color Test 
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be! 
A brain waker-upper for today! 

Click here to start
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seemoons
49 楼
OKAY,同学们,中场休息~~~
 
 
看了贴的请吱一声,等我歇完了回来好有动力继续~~~
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cooffies
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:33:00 AM的发言:
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
It is a simple test of your English language skills.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow,
Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow
, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
hahahahaha, this is hilarious!!!
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ANANA2006
51 楼
那个把吸管卡在罐头拉环上,我就这么做滴呢~
龟谷散人
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:05:00 AM的发言:

    
    
        
            
                 When top level people look down, they see only shitheads.
    
        
            
                 When the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.
    
        
            
                 You will Never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.
    


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kammy
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以下是引用教育工作者在8/24/2012 10:07:00 AM的发言:

    
    hahahaha.............
    
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yyqiao
54 楼
All are funny!  thanks for sharing....
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xiaoyuathr
55 楼
 lz请继续
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mahhoura
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以下是引用xiaoyuathr在8/24/2012 10:41:00 AM的发言:

    
     lz请继续
    
龟谷散人
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:35:00 AM的发言:

    
     OKAY,同学们,中场休息~~~
      
      
     看了贴的请吱一声,等我歇完了回来好有动力继续~~~
    


The law of wild !!Too bad, human being can not follow it.

兽道如此人道, 人道反多兽道。
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nino
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funny楼主加油
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mustardmilk
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以下是引用xiaoyuathr在8/24/2012 10:41:00 AM的发言:

    
     lz请继续
    
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everything
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Moving
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:28:00 AM的发言:

    
     The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry 

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year, 
Said he was astounded by what he saw:
 

"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said. 
'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 
'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
 

These extraordinary scenes followed..
 


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SuperJ
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lz加油,我也去看会书,回来继续
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daxiaomini
62 楼
生活小TIP不错,收藏了,谢谢LZ 的欢乐信息
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shinachen
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di二次就100%了啊 以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:34:00 AM的发言:

    
     More difficult than you might think! 

Color Test 
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be! 
A brain waker-upper for today! 

Click here to start
    
豆眼儿
64 楼
 好看,more more more please!
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a_mushroom
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以下是引用pop在8/24/2012 9:57:00 AM的发言:

    
    wow.. those are very useful tips.. definitely will try them myself!! thanks

    
very smart ideas
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a_mushroom
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以下是引用cooffies在8/24/2012 10:36:00 AM的发言:

    
    
hahahahaha, this is hilarious!!!
    
LMAO
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VOD
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:34:00 AM的发言:

    
     More difficult than you might think! 

Color Test 
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally tell this brain of mine to concentrate.
A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya....
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%..
Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems, as it should be! 
A brain waker-upper for today! 


    

i tried this, and got 38%.
A distinctly below averge performance
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daxiaomini
68 楼
LZ, I NEED MORE, PLEASE!!!!
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miaomiao_10
69 楼
第一次作对的话能说明啥? 是left 和 right brain 能力一样吗?
以下是引用VOD在8/24/2012 11:08:00 AM的发言:

    
    
i tried this, and got 38%.
A distinctly below averge performance

    
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g00gle
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以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 9:36:00 AM的发言:

    
    
        
            
                 This is a lesson in why you can't trust even your own eyes, in today's world.
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强图啊
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wtorchid
71 楼
这头猎豹好色情啊!哈哈哈!!
以下是引用seemoons在8/24/2012 10:28:00 AM的发言:

    
     The Law Of The Wild says kill ONLY when you are hungry 

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year, 
Said he was astounded by what he saw:
 

"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said. 
'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 
'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
 

These extraordinary scenes followed..
 


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selene427
72 楼
funny...plz go on.
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RCC
73 楼
欢乐好贴,还有实用信息,谢谢lz~~
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TinTin521
74 楼
 hahahahahahaha
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seemoons
75 楼
A kiss!
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peachypeach
76 楼
 恩 松狮 中国狗 chow chow
以下是引用orlane在8/24/2012 10:17:00 AM的发言:

    
    哪个和小宝宝对视的 是狗狗吗?也太可爱了吧
    
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yamy
77 楼
lz please go on. It is highly entertaining!
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millermama
78 楼
LZMM,我最喜欢看你贴图了。加油!
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tuzituzi
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 我最喜欢毛毛虫后面背景的小娃笑脸!
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Kiwitrip
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 funny
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seemoons
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Where, oh where -- to put Obama's picture? 

George Washington, our nation's first President and leader of the American Revolution!

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seemoons
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Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation through its darkest time! 

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seemoons
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Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader




of the Constitutional Convention! 

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seemoons
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Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans .

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seemoons
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Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!



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seemoons
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Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution. 
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seemoons
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Finally, we have someone to put on the
Food stamp!

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seemoons
88 楼
Obama's policies have put more people on welfare and food stamps than any president before him,



so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he



did nothing, this is an "honor" he richly deserves.


 
龟谷散人
89 楼
这贴好,在饿状态可以安慰胃口
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seemoons
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The Blonde Pilot
 
 


This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. 

He has a heart attack and dies.  She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

" This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

 
"Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." 

She says"I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven......."
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mfp12
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lz加把劲儿呀么嘿
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m5566888
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以下是引用教育工作者在8/24/2012 10:07:00 AM的发言:

    
    hahahaha.............
    
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seemoons
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These  are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
  
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
 
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
 
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."   (My Favorite)
 
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
 
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?  Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
 
6. "You don't know how fast you were going?  I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
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astrocyte
94 楼
tips are so good!
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Jinxin1232009
95 楼
非常喜欢啊!都是好图。感动!
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seemoons
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Redneck Lent
 
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would
fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic.
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden
from eating meat on Friday.
 
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison
steaks was causing such a problem for the
Catholic faithful that they finally talked
to their priest.
 
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and
suggested that he become a Catholic.
 
After several classes and much study, Bubba
attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he said, 'You were born
a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you
are a Catholic.
 
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,
until Friday night arrived, and the
wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled
the neighborhood.
 
The Priest was called immediately by the
neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's
yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to
scold him, he stopped and watched in
amazement.
 
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle
of holy water which he carefully sprinkled
over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz
born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now
you is a catfish.


 
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wwn00
97 楼
三明治那个不能同意更多啊~~~ 虽然每次我那么弄, 都被lg 骂龟毛-_- 但是边边角角cover不到的话, 吃起来真的很郁闷啊~~
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rabbitmom
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以下是引用orlane在8/24/2012 9:44:00 AM的发言:

    
                                                                 lol
    
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seemoons
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Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned

A minister decided that a visual Demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into Four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container Of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container Of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of Chocolate syrup.
 
The fourth worm was put into a container of Good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

The Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.
 
So the Minister asked the congregation What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service


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seemoons
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Montana Bear Tragedy












This is a very sad story about a bear... Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don't forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country's wildlife. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect U.S. wildlife.


Animals that formerly were self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat. He's nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.


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