Once enthroned, the Emperor convinced himself that he was destined to lead the world. However, he soon proved to be a bumbling actor on the global stage.
A self-proclaimed warrior, the Emperor's frequent attempts at unconventional warfare were baffling. In one critical battle, he rode into the fray atop a horse facing backward. His bewildered yet loyal soldiers followed suit, resulting in a chaotic retreat. Claiming victory nonetheless, he boasted of testing a new strategy inspired by Sun Tzu, who, naturally, couldn't contradict him from the grave.
As the sole imperial economist, the Emperor never shied away from bold ideas to break world records, whatever that meant. For instance, he once decreed that all chickens should be dressed in red to increase egg production, leading to an empire-wide shortage of red dye, garments, and eggs.
《青玉案》定格＊
词林正韵第四部上声
神州南北同乡土，
跨五岳，横三楚。
出入风尘仙侠侣，
有声相应，有情相顾，
阵上终生许。
敢轻天下唯飞羽，
人字行行贯千古。
见尽诸王骄挽弩，
射民民反，射天天怒，
射雁君何苦？
＊据龙榆生词谱：
中平中仄平平仄，（韵）
仄中仄、平平仄。（韵）
仄仄平平平仄仄。（韵）
中平平仄，中平中仄，
中仄平平仄。（韵）
中平中仄平平仄，（韵）
中仄平平仄平仄。（韵）
仄仄平平平仄仄。（韵）
中平平仄，中平中仄，
中仄平平仄。（韵）
A Wild Goose Chase
Once enthroned, the Emperor convinced himself that he was destined to lead the world. However, he soon proved to be a bumbling actor on the global stage.
A self-proclaimed warrior, the Emperor's frequent attempts at unconventional warfare were baffling. In one critical battle, he rode into the fray atop a horse facing backward. His bewildered yet loyal soldiers followed suit, resulting in a chaotic retreat. Claiming victory nonetheless, he boasted of testing a new strategy inspired by Sun Tzu, who, naturally, couldn't contradict him from the grave.
As the sole imperial economist, the Emperor never shied away from bold ideas to break world records, whatever that meant. For instance, he once decreed that all chickens should be dressed in red to increase egg production, leading to an empire-wide shortage of red dye, garments, and eggs.
Still, life went on—or so we were told.
作者：纫秋兰
people—deserves respect, except for political leaders (not as individuals). After all, only the Emperor is the real joke.
captures the fragility and folly of those who believe they are invincible. I appreciate the discussion and the opportunity to share perspectives!
易事啊。诗词想表达的意思，我其实没看明白，嘿嘿。