APAD: Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs

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7grizzly
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Meaning:

   Don't offer advice to someone who has more experience than oneself.

 

Background:

   These days this proverbial saying has little impact as few people have any

   direct experience of sucking eggs - grandmothers included. It is quite an old

   phrase and is included in John Stevens' translation of Quevedo's Comical

   Works, 1707:

     "You would have me teach my Grandame to suck Eggs."

 

   There are few grannies left who really do suck eggs.

 

- www.phrases.org.uk [edited]

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Many Chinese grannies are still capable, I am sure. Sucking eggs was nothing

magic and required only attention and basic motor skills, both plenty back in

the days of material shortage.

 

I head to the weather-beaten wicker basket half-covered with a faded straw hat

on the window ledge and peek in with bated breath. Often at least one egg lies

at the bottom of the nest, a bed of wheat stalks. Sometimes the place is taken:

a hen has snugged down there and an egg's on its way. She does not budge but

shoots me an annoyed look as if saying "I'll let you know."

 

I hold an egg upright, not too tight, with the fat end on top, aim the tip of a

chopstick, and a few jabs are all it takes to break through the shell. Next,

it's easy just to unpend the oval globe and let gravity do its work helped by

some mouth muscles through the opening which can always be enlarged when needed.

The white tastes slightly salty and the yolk exquisite.

 

Muscle memory lasts a lifetime and old habits die hard. Chinese grandmas not

distracted by Pokemon, Fruit Ninja, or Angry Birds should do fine sucking eggs.

暖冬cool夏
Haha,teach the old dog new tricks:)Wow,you know how!
最西边的岛上
raw eggs? never had one. guess can never b a grandma ;-))
最西边的岛上
"go suck an egg" == "an expression of anger or scorn" ;-)
最西边的岛上
per Oxford Dictionary ;-))
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7grizzly
Necessity teaches. Nothing to brag about :-)
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7grizzly
It's never too late to try!
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7grizzly
It's good to know. Thanks!
最西边的岛上
I do still want to live. so thx but no thx. ;-))
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7grizzly
OK. So it's now common sense that sucking eggs will kill you
最西边的岛上
it's "not so common" part of common sense, per GoogleAI ;)
移花接木
班门弄斧
最西边的岛上
Guess similar 2 selling writing to Confucius (孔府卖文:-))