Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. - Mark Twain Mark Twain (aka Samuel Langhorne Clemens) was a very wise person. So I followed his lead and found some funny quotes below. Hope you will find at the least one of them funny. If you do, please share which one it is; If you don't, please share one of your own or one you knew.
We all can use and need some laughter, especially me - after coughing for more than a week and my family doctor is out of commission with a broken arm, in the hope that against the assault of laughter, nothing, not even coughing can stand.
Here they come: “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." —Mitch Hedberg
“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.” —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” —Anonymous The last one was my very own made by mistake. As you can see from the pic below, I tried to search "proverb about funny" but somehow the search went into Google map. And Google map was so polite, it even asked me to add "the place" into the map. . — 西岛
We all can use and need some laughter, especially me - after coughing for more than a week and my family doctor is out of commission with a broken arm, in the hope that against the assault of laughter, nothing, not even coughing can stand.
Here they come:
“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."
—Mitch Hedberg
“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.”
—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
— Ellen DeGeneres
“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
—Anonymous
The last one was my very own made by mistake. As you can see from the pic below, I tried to search "proverb about funny" but somehow the search went into Google map. And Google map was so polite, it even asked me to add "the place" into the map.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away— if you throw it hard enough!
Today's choice (note lemon is to make fig jam; plums and blackberries are free to pick near I live
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