Joke of the day: conversation between 2 portobello mushrooms

Big one: Good morning. Why the long face?
Small one: I was bigger than you, but I was forgotten for weeks in the fridge, so I shrank and became a long face.   

Note 1: the small mushroom is about 2.5 inches in diameter now and in perfect eating condition.  
Note 2: Mushrooms do talk to each other similar to human, per scientist discovery.  See:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/apr/06/fungi-electrical-impulses-human-language-study

 

I believe what the small1 said, coz the dead can't lie

it'sn't dead, but preserved &liveMuchLonger thanOthers:)))

"They (humans) eat us and we eat them" one mushroom said to

another. "We are one." :-)

hahahaha

Dried and small, its life is preserved/prolonged:)

it was an accident, not onPurpose ! ;-)

红伞伞白杆杆吃完一起躺板板 躺板板哭喊喊亲朋都来吃饭饭，饭饭里面有伞伞吃完全村埋山山 来年长满红伞伞

It's the circle of life, fungi eat us thru decomposition

Nutrients rather lives

Too scary! run fast, run away! ;-)

fungi are powerful and fascinating.

Time to make 粽子？