Short Jokes 脑筋急转弯

卫宁
楼主 (文学城)

1. Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

 

2. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

 

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?


4. What did the left eye say to the right eye? 

 

5. Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand

 

6. What is a room with no walls? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?     His Car got Toad Away!

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?  Once, after that, subtract from different value than 100

What do you call a bear with no teeth?     A gummy bear.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?    Between you and me, something smells.

Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom.

永远老李
Pepsi commercial: you got the right one, baby

Singer Ray Charles was admitted to hospital. He was rushed to OR. The next morning, the surgeon came to Charles's room to brief him how the surgery went. "I had to tell you the bad news, Mr. Ray. We have no choice but to remove your left testicle." The doc added "the good news is: you still have the right one, baby "

卫宁
Poor Ray, you still have the right one :))
永远老李
You got the right one, baby
盈盈一笑间
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
暖冬cool夏
脑筋转不过弯,只知道一个:)

5. Palm tree

 

盈盈一笑间
百事可乐这个有年头的广告,第一次看
盈盈一笑间
我也发个广告歌,猜猜看是哪个公司的广告

 

盈盈一笑间
回家路上会听电台里的笑话。有时候get 不到美式笑话的笑点。主播们笑得前仰后合,常常觉得一头雾水。:))
盈盈一笑间
这帖子里的第一题就给我类似的感觉。LOL
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Oona
我不太会玩这个,第二个,是不是可以无穷减?因为没有规定不能是负数。
盈盈一笑间
减完第一次就不是100了呀。
永远老李
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Oona
哦,原来是这样,文字:-),看我这单向线性思维:-)
盈盈一笑间
我也只会这一题。:)
盈盈一笑间
科技大厂,估计你现在就有他们的产品。
涤尘静雪
3. Gummy bear, 以前听小孩子们说过
盈盈一笑间
嗯嗯,这种熊不但没有牙齿,不能咬人,还是被咬,被吃的。哈哈。欢迎涤尘来美坛玩。:)
卫宁
这题是谐音埂:))
卫宁
这个大厂很低调啊:))
卫宁
答对了,+10分:))
卫宁
正确
颤音
The first is witty, toad
盈盈一笑间
该大厂很高调哒。这是苹果2008年的广告歌。那时还在上学,做苹果的case study, 我在presentation

中就放了这首歌。效果很好。

盈盈一笑间
i didn't get it. ZKSS?

ZKSS means 展开说说。:)

盈盈一笑间
看了答案,还是没有理解。ZKSS展开说说?
盈盈一笑间
终于反应过来了。哎,我这反射弧啊。。。哈哈
盈盈一笑间
Forget it, please. I got it now.
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renqiulan
Hilarious!