【美坛综艺秀】The True Story of An Organic Onion

得瑟一下
楼主 (文学城)

故事来自文学城,原文是中文。

To find a dish companion for my dinner, I went to a nearby grocery store and picked up a medium-sized organic white onion.
It must be organic, everything I consume must be organic, no matter how costly it is.
 
At the checkout, I was told to pay $2.79.

Having paid with my credit card, I walked out of the grocery store. 
As I walked, it was haunting my mind that why this damn onion was so expensive, almost $3 for such a tiny one,
much more expensive than in New York City. 

It suddenly crossed my mind  that the price tag reads $2.49 per pound. 
This small onion could not be over one pound. 

The cashier must have made a mistake. I checked the receipt, and it reads $3.99 per pound, 0.70 pounds.

I  went back into the grocery store, and directed my first jab at the cashier: "You did the wrong math!". 

He looked embarrassed and immediately called the manager. The manager arrived shortly. 

He spent a while punching on the cash register panel and finally told me, "I am sorry, we need to refund you twenty-one cents."

I directed my second jab, "That is still not correct. This onion is $2.49 per pound, you should refund me more."

The manager reweighed the onion, which turned out to be 0.69 pounds, and said, "You should be refunded $1.01."
I thought, "That makes sense.".  Eventually, the onion ended up costing me $1.74.

I have developed a habit of mentally calculating and verifying the total when I shop. Many stores have a nasty habit of overcharging customers. 
I have caught them overcharging me numerous times.

 

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ai voice? mental maths, an effective way to prevent dementia
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Oona
中翻英有功夫。
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1001tmkx
2.79-1.01=1.74? your mental math has room for improvement :)
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Jennifer_H


I went to a nearby grocery store to get an Onion for dinner. Among piles of them, I selected a medium-sized white organic onion.
It has to be organic, because everything I consume must be organic, no matter how costly it is.
 
At the checkout, I was told to pay $2.79.

Having paid with my credit card, I walked out of the grocery store. 
On my way home, however, I kept wondering why this damn onion was so expensive,which cost me  almost $3 for such a tiny piece and was much more expensive than in the New York City. 

It suddenly crossed my mind  that the price tag reads $2.49 per pound, and rhis small onion could not possibly weigh over one pound. 

The damn cashier must have made a mistake. So I took out and checked the receipt, which showed it to be $3.99 per pound and 0.70 pounds.

I felt cheated and enraged, turning around and back to the grocery store. I directed my first jab at the cashier: "You did the wrong math!". 

He looked shocked and maybe embarrassed as he should be, and immediately called his manager over. The manager arrived shortly. 

He spent a while punching on the cash register and finally told me, "I am sorry, we need to refund you twenty-one cents."

I directed my second jab, "That is still not correct. This onion is $2.49 per pound, you should refund me more."

The manager had  the onion weighed again, which turned out to be 0.69 pounds, and said, "we refund you $1.01."


I thought to myself satificatorily, "That makes sense now.".  So, the onion ended up costing me $1.74.

I have developed a habit of mentally calculating and verifying the total when I shop. My experience made me believe that many stores have a nasty habit of overcharging customers. 

I have caught them overcharging me numerous times. 
 

I am the smartest. I am even smarter than 得瑟一下,although he went to college when he was 15. 

The end.

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Oona
You both are smart :)
方外居士
I havn’t figure out what’s wrong with the math. But I’m sure
方外居士
It is wrong. Thanks for sharing!
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得瑟一下
much better
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哈哈,你俩都很能写。写得好!下笔如有神。欢迎Jennifer来美坛。常来玩呀。:)
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主要是中文故事背景你不太了解。哈哈。
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地道的英文表达。再读再赞。期待下次真人朗诵。:))
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julie116
哈哈。算术普及教育