My Palm Reader

r
renqiulan
楼主 (文学城)

One day my palm literally itched to learn about my fate. Before I knew it, an uninvited ant was already crawling and, presumably, reading between my palm lines. Its two disproportionately long antennas were beating the air nonstop, apparently telegraphing an unspeakable message to me. Quite an enigma. Soon enough though, I had to let it go unceremoniously. Palm-reading didn't have to be that itchy. 

No more psychic in any way, shape or form, please. 

 

Author: Ren Qiulan

 

妖妖灵
Did the ant bite u?:)
r
renqiulan
No but it might. Who knows? Thanks!
r
renqiulan
Do you believe in palmistry? Just asking.
妖妖灵
No, I don‘t. I have never had my palms read.
r
renqiulan
So have you ever wondered what your future will be like?
妖妖灵
The future is mysterious. I believe the hard work will be re

rewarded.

r
renqiulan
That's a pragmatic approach to life that works for u, right?
妖妖灵
I always enjoy what I have. What I have always exceeds

what I expected. 

 

r
renqiulan
I'm sure you do. On that note, let me say good night to you.
移花接木
I was bitten by a fire ant, as named , burning painfully
移花接木
from such a microscoped creature
移花接木
unbelievable, hurt so intensive on my upper back
妖妖灵
试试抹蜂蜜管不管用?
移花接木
好的,等下次

r
renqiulan
I feel your pain. Fire ants' bites really hurt.
r
renqiulan
I think a dose of humor might help, too.