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LYJiang
楼主 (文学城)
The following is a post-Halloween microFICTION:   What the heck is a hacker?   A hacker is a stalker first and foremost. To hack a hacker, I need to stalk it (gender-neutral). This is a cyber game played out in the dark. In the dark, I need to listen. An invisible pin may still betray an audible pin drop even against a noisy background. Indeed, no hacker can remain absolutely silent. The minute I catch the sound of its silence, I will move to defang it. But first, I have to bait it. My bait is the sound of my silence. Mind you, I won't present myself as an easy prey which hardly excites a seasoned hacker. I am after seasoned hackers and seasoned hackers only.   Seasoned hackers are lurking around, always. I spotted one recently. To bait it, I posted two business pieces, about 10 days apart. Both of them shared something unappealing to a certain regime. As expected, I got hacked, big time. Perhaps over-excited with such a hard-won bounty at my expense, the hacker had inadvertently left behind two identical sound bites in Sinicized English -- equivalent to its fingerprints on a cyber-crime scene. Well, native English is still quite above its pay grade. That's why, at least for now, the shoe is on the other foot. Yes, the tables have turned.   Speaking of which, let me wrap up with a tribute to a particularly low-paid, under-appreciated hacker over there. In all likelihood, this hacked hacker will waste no time devouring Harvard Business Review while dining on instant noodles. Never a quitter, it must be itching to resume commercial phishing. Good luck with that.   ---   Author: Lingyang Jiang   Image: Google
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LYJiang
赶上了尾班车吧?跟妖妖、松松们再“魔“一个。
青松站
Yes-^&-not too late-certainly not-^-
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LYJiang
Yeah! Fun is the name of the game.
青松站
Conflicts brew storms on a seemingly calm scene..

Like not many can image what happen to us right now five years ago..,

Who too-,can image what will happen in five years..

The one hundred year Marathon has taken a sharp u- turn as it seems right now..

Good piece in the best humorous essayist-tradition. -,

congrats-__-

-:_-

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LYJiang
Thanks for your kind words! I like your "apple" riddle.
青松站
Ur piece reminds one in the style of those around the time of S

I could be wrong -the style could be of earlier tines-,

Jeffery Chaucer-,

-_-,

and-,or-,

those cane around the time of Jabe Austen-,

An exuberant sense of humor-_¬

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LYJiang
Thanks for the quote. Hackers have no sense of humor.
妖妖灵
R u designing a game to hack a hacker?
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LYJiang
Thanks for asking. I just did it in this microfiction.
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LYJiang
谢谢陶陶三!
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LYJiang
谢谢轻轻的我来!
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LYJiang
谢谢盈盈一笑间!
甜虫虫
羊羊好!跟hacker斗智,其乐无穷 ~~~
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LYJiang
Thanks, 虫虫 ! Game of the hackers' thrones. Haha!