【笑闹美坛】老板的笑话

爱听歌的奥黛丽
楼主 (文学城)

看到秋日晴天的笑话,我也来贡献一个前老板的笑话。

My former boss used to travel a lot for business. He was an old gentleman in his sixties. Once he had to travel to a small town around Christmas time. His flight was delayed so at the airport car rental his reserved car was not available. The front desk clerk asked him to pick whatever he liked from what's available that night. He picked a fancy soft-top convertible that he never drove before.

He was very happy leaving the airport. The car was great, very powerful engine, great performance. It was a new car and probably very few people rented it before. But after 10-20 minutes he found that the heated car seat was a little too hot, and the adjustment button was not working. But the outside temperature was in teens, so he thought it shall be OK. He had a 3-hr drive before him and it was already almost midnight. He didn't want to reburn back to the airport to change car. So he drove on. The car seat got hotter and hotter, it could be just his feeling but he started sweating all over and had to raise half of his butt a few inches above the seat to cool off every 5 minutes. After a while his back started hurting. So he pulled off the road and took off his jacket and sweater. Then he left the windows down. During the last hour of his journey he had to drop the top and drive in snow, in a shirt. His head and shoulders were frozen off but his lower body was like sitting in a boiling hot tub. A police saw hie speeding by but didn't stop him, maybe too surprised to see somebody drive like this in a snowy night.

He said he never asked for a convertible again from car rental.

《The end of the World》以前唱过,结果找不到了,只好现唱,所有晚了

先吃饭去,等下来看楼下的帖。

 

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beautifulwind
沙发
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beautifulwind
LOL,奥班的搞笑段子也不是吹的,可唱的歌却这么伤感,真是让我哭笑不得,才对得起你这个帖:)
盈盈一笑间
伴着迷人的歌声,欣赏幽默故事。。
花儿解语2021
这个太好笑了。 水晶般晶莹剔透的美嗓,唱功太棒了!
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beautifulwind
EndOfTheWorld是我翻唱的第一首E歌,非常喜欢,你的音准节奏都太棒了,不亏是音乐世家出身:)
欲借嵯峨
故事好玩,歌声动听!这一两年我沉浸在音乐世界中,真切感觉到英文歌曲的魅力,也感觉到很多国语歌的做作和矫情
欲借嵯峨
像这首歌的旋律,稍加改编就是一首意境完整,旋律动听的独奏曲目,即使没有朴实无华的歌词
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LYJiang
I enjoyed reading your story and listening to your song.
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢美班支持!修改了几个typo,太累了,明天再来:)晚安!
余青越
阿城的铁粉,能不厉害嘛
俏君
故事真搞笑。:)奥黛丽的歌声很美丽,经典歌曲。
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢听歌!这个笑话被大家说了好几年:)
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢花儿!唱功没有,唱歌的热情有:D
爱听歌的奥黛丽
阿城老师的歌写得太好:D
爱听歌的奥黛丽
哈哈我英文歌太少,要多唱一点作为库存^_^
爱听歌的奥黛丽
主要是曲风决定的,有的朴实有的繁复。很喜欢你的吉他演奏,能让人静下来。
爱听歌的奥黛丽
Thank you! Glad to hear that:)
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢俏君!你选的歌都很对我胃口,唱得又好!
忒忒绿
丽丽老板的屁股经历了考验,必有后福;)
甜虫虫
哈哈哈,丽丽很会讲笑话呢! Poor guy! 老歌好听!
天边一片白云
Poor guy, 受煎熬了。丽丽唱的一如继往的好听。
树的花花世界
后臀尖最适合烤肉的;)
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moiausis
好好听!一半是海水一半是火焰估计就是这感觉,哈哈哈 ;))
天山晨
好好听!一半是海水一半是火焰估计就是这感觉,哈哈哈 ;)) -moiausis- +1 同感同赞!
移花接木
Truely beautiful singing and singer,预定租车80%都会遇到这样的incentive,
移花接木
所以我就故意定一个低档点的车,每次都会被告知你要的车没了,我们给你辆高级车收低档车价钱,

稍微多付点rental insurance,与汽油

移花接木
就跟打赌似的觉得好玩
爱听歌的奥黛丽
还有这一说法?不过老板混得是不错:D
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢虫虫!老板以前跟我们详细描述过,这次又回忆一遍,仿佛就在眼前:D
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢天边云!
爱听歌的奥黛丽
哈哈哈我又笑一次!
爱听歌的奥黛丽
太狼狈了LOL
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢!
爱听歌的奥黛丽
真的呀,学习了!
秋日晴天
三个小时慢烤火侯正好
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beautifulwind
恭喜奥班。首页进来,谢谢网管,笑闹美坛 老板的笑话 推荐成功
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womaninhome
哈哈哈哈!丽丽不仅歌曲唱得好,笑话也好!
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢:)
爱听歌的奥黛丽
谢谢家家!那个老板是个开心果:D