【笑闹美坛】之旅途逸事

树的花花世界
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I found funny things occur during our travels.  On one of our trips, we rushed to the airport to catch our flight, made it to the gate, boarded the plane, buckled our seatbelts and we waited happily for the plane to lift-off. 

Apparently we were not the latest arrivals on the plane.  A drunk couple came on board and ruined everything.  The couple, husband and wife, were holding on to each other and had trouble walking and finding their seat.  The flight attendant helping them had asked them to get off the plane and they refused.  Then, the captain came out from the cockpit and tried to convince the couple to leave, but also failed.  Well, this left the flight crew with little choice but to call the police.  The husband regained some consciousness after police officers arrived, and he was able to follow their order to leave the plane.  Contrary to the husband, the wife got dramatic and started to shout and lay down on the floor.  Fellow passengers started to show mixed feelings of impatience, excitement and bewilderment.  They started to record the drama with their smartphones.  At this point, the police officers asked all the passengers to deplane.  Yes, EVERYONE needs to leave the plane.  Passengers departed and went back to the waiting area.  Twenty minutes later, the wife, in handcuffs was wheeled off in a wheel chair by the police.  Apparently, she was not sober and giggled and waved to the passengers in the waiting area.  The passengers continued with filming the drama.

After touching down, I had some beer to 压压惊

I had to use the washroom, one with a weird design. 

Compared to what happened at the beginning of our trip, the rest of the trip was mundane.

 

 


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beautifulwind
沙发
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beautifulwind
“the rest of the trip was mundane"这句话最有意思。花花的英文文字功底真不是盖的!喝的啤酒很有意
天边一片白云
What a special experience! 该赞,还是不赞?赞你写的形象,明快,插图也好玩。
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beautifulwind
把醉妇的神态写得惟妙惟肖!机场雕塑很好玩
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beautifulwind
当然是赞啊,赞文笔啊:)
树的花花世界
那个雕像更像我每天早上赶上班的状态,哈哈, 赶命的可怜人。
树的花花世界
搞得我们晚点4个小时很恼人, 但又挺有娱乐性的。我也不知道算好运还是倒霉。
树的花花世界
美风如春风拂面的赞赏, 让我老脸一红。
天边一片白云
所以我不敢赞。
树的花花世界
赞吧。 我家祖传酒精不耐受, 顶多一两口的量, 还真没见过这么醉的人, 开眼了。 ;)
甜虫虫
哈哈,你喝的啥啤酒压惊啊?:)谢谢分享不那么平常的经历。周末愉快!
移花接木
face2face or back2back design more novel
移花接木
BTW where is that creek?
盈盈一笑间
赞先抑后扬!文章前半部分压抑的气氛铺垫得好,到后半部分笑料包袱甩得漂亮。文笔流畅,好文章!
树的花花世界
黄石公园附近的一家饭店。
树的花花世界
上厕所也可以排排坐, 吃果果。
树的花花世界
哈哈, 是这事太狗血, 平铺直叙已足够搞笑。 这二货夫妻是猴子派来捣乱的。
秋日晴天
同喜欢那个雕塑。
树的花花世界
碧池啤酒, 一口上头, 两口解忧。 ;)
树的花花世界
一看到这雕像, 咦, 不就是赶着上班的我自己吗, 神形兼备, 入木三分。
秋日晴天
哈哈,每次赶时间的时侯,都恨不得能像雕塑里的那位一样飞奔啊
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LYJiang
What a scene they made! What a piece you posted!
忒忒绿
花花忒乐了。那个厕所起名叫二重奏
俏君
太好笑了,哈哈哈,越到后面越逗。。。写得真好!文采太让人佩服。
天边一片白云
赞了。这么搞笑的两醉人。竞然闹上了飞机。少见。
树的花花世界
What an eye opening journey! Lucky me!
树的花花世界
这么奇葩的设计也能让你想个这么文艺的名字。叫二重臭更合适。
树的花花世界
人在其中时,可是哭笑不得
爱听歌的奥黛丽
有趣的经历~这瓶酒看着真不错:D
花儿解语2021
好文采,太逗乐了!
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beautifulwind
花花多来坛子里玩,喜欢看你们的伶牙俐齿:)
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moiausis
哈哈哈,有惊无险,还好;))
树的花花世界
有空来遛遛已成习惯。
树的花花世界
我都后悔扔掉瓶子了,应该带回家当摆设的。
树的花花世界
也算人在囧途走一遭,人生又圆满了一些。
树的花花世界
醉酒误事误人误己,百害无一利。我们吃瓜群众倒是看了个热闹。
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beautifulwind
恭喜花花。首页进来,谢谢网管,笑闹美坛 之旅途逸事 推荐成功
东施爱美
为啥要让所有人下飞机?不make sense.
树的花花世界
因为警察要执行公务了,万一情势不受控制,伤及无辜岂不糟糕,所以要清场吧。连机组人员都得离场。