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甜虫虫
楼主 (文学城)

Ok, I'm not sure if this is funny. But I thought it was funny when it happened. It was a little awkward at first though.

One summer, we visited my mother-in-law who lives in a town on the gulf coast. We had a family reunion. My sister-in-law's family came down from upstate New York, and we flew in from California.

My sister-in-law's husband is an ultra-marathon runner. Even on vacation, he ran everyday. I like to run too. So one day, after we took the kids to see a museum, he and I decided to run home instead of taking a car ride home with the rest of the group.

Outside, it was 91 degree Fahrenheit! I had not run in such a hot weather before. Anyways, I still wanted to try the 5-mile-run home. 

It went fairly smoothly at the beginning. But about halfway, I started feeling queasy. I tried to tough it out. Eventually though, I had to stop at a fast food restaurant to get some drink, use bathroom, and to rest for a few minutes. We then went on running home.

At one point, we stopped at a traffic light to wait for the light to turn green. One guy walked by us. He said this to me while he walked away: Hi miss, you don't know me and probably will never see me again in your life time. But I need to let you know, you have some toilet paper stuck on your body. 

It was the toilet seat cover stuck on my bottom! It's so embarrassing! But instead, I laughed out loud and thanked him for letting me know.

When we got back to my mother-in-law's house, I told the story to the rest of the gang. They all had a good laugh. Jim, my sister-in-law's husband, is such a gentleman! He is truly a southern gentleman! He saw it, but he was worried that I would feel embarrassed, so he decided not to tell me! I ran with some toilet seat cover stuck on my bottom for about half an hour!

Awkward..... 

Thank you for reading! 

Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying (laugh more )

Thank you 青松站 for introducing this song!

Have a great weekend!

 

 

 

 

 


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b
beautifulwind
沙发
b
beautifulwind
LOL.Burst into laughter!边笑边觉得,人艰不拆是不是就是gentlemen的做法啊:)
b
beautifulwind
虫虫太可爱了!太阳下没有眼泪,Jazz味道足足的,唱得好轻松!也等着松松说她的糗事:)
欲借嵯峨
我以前见每次客户时都本能照一下后视镜看看有没有韭菜叶沾牙上, 现在带口罩不用照镜子了:)
回头笑笑
把jim骂一通:-)他当绅士了, 你却出丑了:-)
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beautifulwind
如果谁都不认识也没事,如果恰巧碰到半生不熟的人,就尴尬了:)
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Ha65494
Everyone has experienced something embarrassing, laughing

it off is a good attitude. Such a beautiful song! I enjoyed your singing very much!

甜虫虫
谢谢美风!把我的一桩臭事拿出来博大家一笑:)不让人尴尬是一种善意吧,

我觉得是 gentleman该有的品质。我想他可能也怕我以后见他会尴尬,如果由他来告诉我的话。

甜虫虫
Thank you again!
甜虫虫
哈哈,好习惯!避免不少尴尬时刻:)
甜虫虫
不忍心骂他啊 :)他肯定做了一番思想斗争:要不要告诉她呢?可怜的Jim!
甜虫虫
haha, right! I have a lot more similar experiences:)))

What could I do? Cry? But the Sun is shining. :) So I laughed, so that nobody had to feel awkward. :)

Thank you for liking the song! It's a beautiful song. I'm not sure if my rendition did it justice. 

移花接木
陌生人也很贴心,素不相识今生不再见,说出糗事就什么顾虑都没有了
天边一片白云
LOL. I had similar experience. But your is funnier.

The guy is smart. The way he told you had some kind of humor.

你跑了半个小时那张纸竟然没飞走。

It happened to me when I lived  a hotel. One day morning, I took eleventor and went to the breakfast area after coming out from the washroom of my room. After I sat down, one waiter came close to me and talked to me in low voice :" You have some tissue paper on the back". I was so embarrassed. I thanked him for letting me know. 

Thank you for sharing with us this funny story. It is alway a pleasure to read what your writing and listeng to your sing.

 

移花接木
歌唱的很好听
移花接木
我与一个朋友去家具店,她坐到门口一个转椅上,转椅上有个标签:SOLD,每个经过的人都看着笑

每个经过的人都看着笑

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beautifulwind
哈哈,那你说什么?
b
beautifulwind
虫虫的更好笑,是因为她的brother-in-law那半小时不知道怎么熬过来的:)
甜虫虫
是呢,蛮贴心的陌生人!所以我印象深刻:) 谢谢花帅~~~
天边一片白云
不知道他偷笑没有。
甜虫虫
hugs hugs :) Yes, I really appreciated the way the stranger

handled it!

I was very sweaty. I guess that's why the paper was stuck there all that time. :(

It's a pleasure to read your story too. Remember your English is GOOD! :)

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beautifulwind
现在意识到,看破却不说破真是更高的一种境界:)
移花接木
他真实的意思是要保证自己人身安全,不知道你是谁,你不用杀人灭口了,Jim是熟人所以不敢说出来
甜虫虫
哈哈,他肯定一路为我担心。他真的是很绅士,但他低估了我的承受能力,哈哈。我没那么脆弱:)
甜虫虫
哈哈哈!啊啊啊........花帅幽默:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈,你这个如果拍成电影,是非常好玩的一个片段,而且很容易用电影画面表现出来
忒忒绿
you are really funny. I guess the runner by you waited for it to
忒忒绿
fall off.
唐古
那个陌生人是真正的尖头鳗, 歌好听
树的花花世界
To tell or not to tell, that a question! 他内心一定挣扎一路。哈哈哈
甜虫虫
Maybe that's what he wished for. :)
甜虫虫
哈哈,有道理!他用那样的方式提醒我给我留下很深的印象。也学习了。

最近在Whole Foods 也听到过有点类似的善意的提醒。有一个女士忘了带口罩,另一个也在店里购物的女士对她说: Your face is beautiful! 那个没带口罩的女士马上意识到自己忘了带口罩。赶紧用围巾遮住口鼻。提醒她的女士说她是护士,忍不住要提醒她, 但她理解有时候我们一匆忙会忘记。

甜虫虫
It IS! :)
甜虫虫
:))
甜虫虫
It is!
甜虫虫
And how to say it is very important too if you feel like you hav
甜虫虫
to say it.
忒忒绿
欲哥牙比较大;)
山丘-
haaaaaa! It must be so hard for him not to tell you
b
beautifulwind
哈哈,丘丘别只笑,赶紧也让我们笑笑你的好玩的事,明天活动最后一天:)
b
beautifulwind
看见天山的点赞了,来美坛玩英语吧,顺便交活动作业,明天活动结束:)

https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/mysj/228428.html

 

甜虫虫
丘丘好!你也来贡献一个,让我们笑笑?:))
甜虫虫
谢谢天山还有青松站读贴点赞!
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LYJiang
Spice of life, wasn’t it? You’ve moved on.
盈盈一笑间
的确是一位绅士的作为。点赞!
俏君
甜虫虫太可爱了!两位男士也都很绅士。歌好听!
甜虫虫
Yes, spice of life! Thanks for your comment. Good night!
甜虫虫
两位都是南方绅士~~ 谢谢盈盈!
甜虫虫
问好俏君! 谢谢~~~
爱听歌的奥黛丽
还好我翻页,不然错过这个好笑的段子!:DDD
花儿解语2021
好可爱的甜虫虫,声音甜美,赞美唱, 浓浓的爵士味道。
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moiausis
哈哈哈,对不起,虫虫,我没忍住笑 ;)))
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beautifulwind
恭喜虫虫。首页进来,谢谢网管,笑闹美坛 Hi miss, you don't know me推荐成功
择木而栖
You are such a natural writer / story teller...
甜虫虫
谢谢丽丽! 你的更好笑啊,也蛮尴尬的, 哈哈
甜虫虫
谢谢花儿!你的美食美文美音乐给人美的享受!
甜虫虫
embarrassed, haha thanks for reading!
甜虫虫
thank you!!!
甜虫虫
谢谢泽西!:)