【笑闹美坛】Vitamins became...伤不起

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beautifulwind
楼主 (文学城)

When I was a little kid, I thought that I would become blonde and  speak perfect English automatically if I could go abroad. When I just came to US, I wondered how come American English was with such a strong accent that I could not easily understand. At that time, I did not realize it was due to my strong Chinese accent.  :)

I remember one day when my friend and I went to Target to buy some gifts  including Vitamins. The salesman could not understand and he asked, "What? White means? You mean, Tofu?"  

Hahaha, I laughed out loud,as "V" was pronounced as "W", and "min" was pronounced as "mean", so "Vitamins" became “white means” which was misunderstood as "Tofu" .   伤不起啊伤不起!!!:)

I have been interested in accent reduction since then.  I am lucky to come back to MYSJ to learn beautiful English again with so many intelligent, amazed friends here.  

The following is a song with different style I usually chose.  Just for fun(1?Just_4_fun 去哪啦),please close ur eyes without reading the lyrics. :)

 

 

伤不起 原唱:王麟

翻唱: beautifulwind

你的四周美女有那么多, 但是好像只偏偏看中了我, 恩爱过后就不来找我, 总说你很忙没空来陪我, 你的微博里面辣妹很多, 原来我也只是其中一个, 万分难过问你为什么, 难道痴情的我不够惹火, 伤不起真的伤不起, 我想你想你想你想到昏天黑地, 电话打给你美女又在你怀里, 我恨你恨你恨你恨到心如血滴, 伤不起真的伤不起, 我算来算去算来算去算到放弃, 良心有木有你的良心狗叼走, 我恨你恨你恨你恨到彻底忘记, 漂亮的美眉你是否寂寞, 我为你这首歌, 我的被窝里没有辐射, 碘盐也不用吃很多, 不必再考虑不必再犹豫, 我要送你一辆跑车, 夜晚你和我咬耳朵, 不要怀疑我的爱很多, 你对我说伤不起, 害怕我把你抛弃, 别再考虑别再犹豫, 我只想和你在一起, 叫我一声亲爱的其他什么都别说, 然后我们吃着火锅一起唱首歌 。    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ha65494
沙发!爱恨交织的美唱!嗓音明亮甜美,真好听!

我刚出国时说英语也是发音不准,让人猜来猜去的。:)

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beautifulwind
哈哈,谢谢哈美女沙发!本来我也想学天津话,哈哈,实在不行,你太有语言天赋啦,我只会说普通话,什么方言都不会说:)
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Ha65494
我模仿的天津话让天津人听到,肯定觉得好笑。你模仿你的家乡话试试?
欲借嵯峨
哈美女天津话很不错!我在天津爷爷奶奶家长到6岁,爸爸姐姐也说天津话,妈妈坚决禁止在家里说,嫌贫气:)
欲借嵯峨
歌词超级嗲,美风唱得更嗲
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beautifulwind
你南方人居然没有齿音字的问题,真是太厉害啦!我最开始觉得老美说英语不一样,是老美的口音有问题,无知无畏得可以,哈哈哈:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈,你这是不是跟错帖啦,往下跟往下跟:)那你今天说说试试?我们不嫌贫气!:)
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beautifulwind
这首歌真是太搞笑了,我很少唱这样的歌,但是喜欢这首不行不行的:)
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beautifulwind
我觉得我的语言细胞一定超级缺乏,只会普通话,方言就是普通话,我得学个方言,以备搞笑!:)
树的花花世界
美风好潮啊,这支歌零零后的感觉!
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,花花,这次活动就是为大家都放肆一把,你也唱,唱完这首,大家都成了妖零后!:)
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Ha65494
谢谢妖妖美言过奖!都是我小学抓普通话的功劳。我最开始也觉得美国人有口音,后来反而觉得英国人有口音,lol。
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Ha65494
期待啊!给自己说其他方言的机会,语言能力就显露出来了。
忒忒绿
哈哈,豆腐比维他命好吃;)
忒忒绿
花花感觉没错,又嗲又潮,零零后还要后;)
唐古
歌好好听 豆腐也含维他命
移花接木
哈哈,好欢乐,好堕落,伴奏还是外录的,能不能更严肃点,真正卡拉OK一次
花儿解语2021
这歌搞笑欢乐,适合周末。美风好唱,嗓音甜美。周末愉快!
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,估计salesman就是这么推销豆腐哒!:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈,每次唐古都有理有据:)等着你搞笑:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,唱这种歌怎么能严肃嘛!这首歌真好玩儿,你也唱唱?!:)
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beautifulwind
花儿花儿,你也赶紧来搞笑,一起过把瘾!:)
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beautifulwind
所以就是妖零后啦!:)
天边一片白云
哈哈,想象力不同寻常,把美国想成大染缸了。营业员想象力也丰富。歌太合主题了。
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beautifulwind
哈哈,所以没明白怎么出国后还是以前的模样:)你好能搞笑,等着你的拿手好戏:)
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LYJiang
British Special Air Service: Who Dares Wins
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beautifulwind
什么意思啊?羚羊,你是不是刚才发了个帖?还是我看错啦?刚睡醒:)
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LYJiang
I deleted it accidentally. It came back online. Thanks!
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LYJiang
This British motto is also good for someone

like an immigrant who survives and thrives on challenges. 

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beautifulwind
嘿嘿,我的无知无畏其实一直保佑着我:)
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LYJiang
It is because you put your best foot forward.
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beautifulwind
Learned the phrase with u!:)
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beautifulwind
和你学习了,把Who Dares Wins放这:

Who Dares Wins is emblazoned across the Special Air Service's crest which features a sword bearing angel wings. The idea behind the motto is that if one has the courage and audacity to take risks, that person will succeed in life. It can also be interpreted that courage itself is its own reward.

甜虫虫
美风这歌唱得好可爱啊 !! :)
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beautifulwind
谢谢虫虫!等着你参加活动,让我们看看搞笑的你:)
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beautifulwind
恭喜风儿。首页进来,谢谢网管, 笑闹美坛 Vitamins became...伤不起 挂首成功:)
逗儿
妖妖唱得好好阔爱哟,好久没听你唱歌了,好喜庆,唱得棒棒哒,鼓掌~~~~突然想起另外一首【桃花朵朵开】也是开森滴:)
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beautifulwind
谢谢亲爱的逗儿总是这么鼓励我:)你就是逗儿,所以,一定来参加笑闹美坛活动:)