【笑闹美坛】Vitamins became...伤不起

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beautifulwind
楼主 (文学城)

When I was a little kid, I thought that I would become blonde and  speak perfect English automatically if I could go abroad. When I just came to US, I wondered how come American English was with such a strong accent that I could not easily understand. At that time, I did not realize it was due to my strong Chinese accent.  :)

I remember one day when my friend and I went to Target to buy some gifts  including Vitamins. The salesman could not understand and he asked, "What? White means? You mean, Tofu?"  

Hahaha, I laughed out loud,as "V" was pronounced as "W", and "min" was pronounced as "mean", so "Vitamins" became “white means” which was misunderstood as "Tofu" .   伤不起啊伤不起!!!:)

I have been interested in accent reduction since then.  I am lucky to come back to MYSJ to learn beautiful English again with so many intelligent, amazed friends here.  

The following is a song with different style I usually chose.  Just for fun(1?Just_4_fun 去哪啦),please close ur eyes without reading the lyrics. :)

 

 

伤不起 原唱:王麟

翻唱: beautifulwind

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