【笑闹美坛】美军布莱德利将军被美军士兵当作间谍扣押

移花接木
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keywords:  G.I. ; The Battle of the Bulge

(G.I. are initials used to describe the soldiers of the United States Army and airmen of the United States)

The Battle of the Bulge is the last German major offensive campaign on the western front of the European battle field during WWII.

During the early stages of the Battle of the Bulge, Hitler ordered Austrian SS commando Otto Skorzeny to assemble an army of impostors for a top-secret mission known as Operation Greif. In a now-famous ruse, Skorzeny outfitted English speaking German soldiers with captured American weapons, jeeps and uniforms and had the men slip behind the U.S. lines and pose as G.I.s. The German pretenders cut communication lines, switched road signs and committed other small acts of sabotage, but they were most successful at spreading confusion and terror.

When word got out that German commandos were masquerading as Americans, G.I.s set up checkpoints and began grilling passersby on baseball and American pop culture to confirm their identities. While they succeeded in capturing a few of the Germans, the roadblocks often produced farcical results. Overzealous American soldiers shot out the tires on British Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery’s jeep,(精神过度紧张的美军士兵打爆了蒙哥马利元帅的吉普车轮胎)

At one G.I. checkpoint General Omar Bradley was asked the question of the capital city of Illinois

After he answered: Springfield, he was detained. 

The soldiers believed it was Chicago.

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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,自家人不认识自家人啦:)不过,这个问题我也不会答对,若我就会回答Chicago:)

我遇到一些美国退伍军人,有不少有PTSD(post traumatic stress disorder ),有的人真是很紧张:)

移花接木
那你肯定是自己人,居然连芝加哥都答错的肯定是间谍
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beautifulwind
所以,无知也很好的嘛,可以救命哒:)美国好多州首府和最大城市完全不一致,加州的首府居然是三块馒头,到现在也没去过:)
移花接木
有人不知道澳大利亚首都吗?
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beautifulwind
想当然以为是墨尔本
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beautifulwind
好奇查了一下,居然是堪培拉。我还唱过“堪培拉的风”,居然都不知道是首都:)
移花接木
我听说是悉尼与墨尔本争执不下,最后决定在两者之间正中建一座城市当首都
盈盈一笑间
这参加活动的速度也忒快了点吧,下笔如有神啊,简直了。先点赞,明天有空再细看点评。:)
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beautifulwind
说实话,我现在学英语的动力特别大,主要是你们的英文都忒好了,太刺激我了:)
欲借嵯峨
还有一个版本是受过知识培训的冒牌美军居然答对伊利诺斯首府,检查站美军士兵说这小子肯定是德军,真正美国佬不可能知道:)
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Marauders
Animaniacs SING-ALONG, Wakko’s America | WB Kids
移花接木
哈哈哈,如果这是真的简直要把人笑死了
移花接木
哈哈哈,这是强迫我听完吗? 快结束了才看到illinois
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Ha65494
Similarly, some people thought the capital of Australia is

Sydney instead of Canberra.

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beautifulwind
我发现很多州府我都没听说过:)
盈盈一笑间
这话应该是我跟你这么说吧,你的朗读太刺激我啦。:)
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beautifulwind
这么着,你读一个,发主帖吧!读新概念的童鞋们都发主帖吧,让更多人听到:)
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beautifulwind
恭喜花董。首页进来,谢谢网管,笑闹美坛“ 美军布莱德利将军被美军士兵当作间谍扣押”挂首成功:)