【渣男专场】暖场 Dear John by Taylor Swift

偶尔掉链子
楼主 (文学城)

Taylor Swift 渣男收割机。。。谢谢听歌,打倒渣人!

以下文字由 久经沙场的枪 提供

渣男,一般都是女的叫的,男人不这么称呼

女的称一位渣男为渣男,肯定是因为他对她不专一

渣男呀,为什么让女人流泪,能不能变得好一点

不能,绝对不能

男人一变好,女人马上视之为棒槌

这不是犯贱吗?

对的,活着就是犯贱

活着的目的,关键点来了,注意注意,,,

就是繁殖!

你我男女只不过是繁殖的工具而已

不光是你我,那些植物花草飞禽走兽,都是如此

为什么男人喜欢女人年轻,因为年轻意味着繁殖力

为什么女人喜欢男人帅气,因为帅气意味着吸引力,她的基因更容易传播

回到开头的话题,女人为什么喜欢渣男

因为女人的本能告诉她,这个男人对女人有吸引力,和他生的后代同样具有吸引力,基因更容易传播

。。。

恭喜你,这段文字看完了,你基本上就了解了《自私的基因》那本书的中心思想了

Dear John Taylor Swift   Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps,
Praying the floor won't fall through, again
My mother accused me of losing my mind,
But I swore I was fine, you paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game,
But you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight, well I stopped picking up, and this song is to let you know why Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home, I should've known Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame
Maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said "run as fast as you can" Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen is too young
To be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?
I should've known You are an expert at sorry,
And keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry
Have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me,
So don't look now, I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home. I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known, you should've known
Don't you think I was too young? You should've known


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唐歌
哈哈哈:) 唱坛 Lianzi Swift!
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suburban12
她可以算渣女吗?但可能和她邂逅一晚的经历胜过和有些人生活一辈子,所以男人们还是像飞蛾一样
陶陶三
为什么有【渣男专场】,而没有【好人专场】,这就很说明问题了。我们这些好人只有卡,没有专场。更恶劣的,连卡都没有。:-)
后海香山
二师姐歌声恬淡平静,文字确实简单粗暴,反差忒大了。。。
M
Maddux
男的一般称呼。。。。英雄!!!。。。。

求带着玩儿。。。。。

居然不是眼妹儿的dear john。。。伴唱的是不是他?。。。。链子美眉的声音真好听!!!!-by 史东。。。。。咩哈哈哈哈哈

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hcy48
世上本木有渣男,自从开始社会化就开始有渣男了:)
m
moiausis
哈哈哈,棒槌,哈哈哈哈 ;))果真是男人不坏,女人不爱 ;))怼渣男的歌声都这么好听!!
钟旖璇
那么问题来了,有很多渣男一点都不帅,唉。。。
才歌
唱得好!渣男的文字,,,让我大开眼界!

这歌,,,让我想起了,,,花心大萝卜

老地雷
链子太厉害,各种风格驾驭得轻车熟路的,听得津津有味~~~~

声音太年轻迷人,咬字太艺术,值得我学习到下辈子

陶陶三
这里有一个还比较帅的棒槌。
唐歌
是啊,帅不帅和渣不渣无关
蜀风雅韵
这青春柔美少女风的歌是二师姐的菜,特棒!确实这文字反差蛮大的,老实如我还是喜欢好看的好男人:)
y
yeyang
不管是范建还是范闲,大内高手都能做到渣而不掉链子。。。
挽雨拂风
动听优美的声音,简直是CD原唱级别的啊。。。。仔细阅读,体会渣男的定义 。。
雪晶
还好,不是你写的,差点要喊渣女了~~~歌声真温柔、真甜蜜~~~我还是喜欢霉霉的~~~
p
pandashifu
不知别人怎样想,我是觉得你唱得越来越动听了(不是说从前不够动听)。
金百合
中心思想是一个愿渣,一个愿被渣。链子解释了其中精髓,所以歌声就很心平气和,游刃有余
p
pandashifu
唱个Carrie Underwood 的 Before He Cheats吧,那个可是针对渣男的经典啊!
偶尔掉链子
那歌毛头唱过了 我搞不不出气势 在练另外一首 I told you so
史东
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昨天还想问呢。。。。。

偶尔掉链子
别催,别抱太大希望 这歌要全真声嚎 必须等嗓子完全好 再加黄道吉日~
史东
不急,不催。。。所以我昨天没有问嘛!!!!!!嘿嘿~~~

等你得黄道吉日。。。。哈哈哈哈哈

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suburban12
嘴巴甜的男生·更容易出轨,也更受欢迎
无问东西
纯情少女嗓,二师姐唱霉霉的太有了!这文字是在为渣男渣女们打call吗?!:)
T
ToClouds
抒情动人的歌声!这引用的文字画风一转,渣得还这么有道理
明天天晴了吗
我發現你特別喜歡唱英文歌,而且唱的超好的,要試一下Beauty and Beast 嗎?
茱丽家的娅娅
听醉了。。。
轻轻的我来
据说歌唱得太好也容易招渣男.
飞渡
居然完全没听过霉霉的这首。好伤感又清纯的声音!game 都可以玩,但确实很头疼不停的改规则的人!

链子怎么唱都好听!

k
k2climb
链子唱的真棒!文字么~~太直白!
l
littlegrace
二师姐的声音好娇嫩 纯情少女嗓!关于渣男,每个人有不同定义:))
玩票
这个说法真是不怕引起争议啊。好唱
愚乐
哇哦,这音色、这发音,链子练了啥秘籍,功力大涨啊,链子变金箍棒啦!爱S了!
r
remotesky
本来以为要看情感鸡汤的结果看到了一片生物学小论文。。。。
雪飞花
纯美动人,迷人好声音,太好听了!
偶尔掉链子
~~~谢谢楼上各位听歌捧场~~~周末愉快~~~