(Disclaimer: my potions are completely made up, I make them with water and paint, do not actually ingest unless you want to die)
Hello there! I'm sure many of you are asking, what's the potions store?! Well, let me give you a brief.
My potions store has ONE OF A KIND INGREDIENTS that will cure ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!!!
Are you unemployed? No problem! I'll just mix up a potion and BAM! A job!
Are you short like a smurf but with none of the redeeming attributes of one? Just a quick growth potion and BOOM! Instant 6'10 growth spurt!
There is a solution to ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!!! Everything will MAGICALLY BE BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With rare ingredients such as basilisk venom, and even basilisk scales (super duper rare), your potions are 100 percent guaranteed to bring 100 percent satisfaction (no refunds).
Some of our newest items include peacock feathers, bumble honey (made by a rare kind of bumblebee just without the bee just bumble), and frog farts which were painstakingly caught from frogs (no frogs harmed).
With our top notch ingredients, you are sure to have the most magical experience!!!!!!!!!!!! So come to my store ! Have a great time ! And leave satisfied!
爱美丽放了暑假以后，非常沉迷于做potion。我都找不出对应的中文，就是魔法药水的意思。
她到处收集空瓶子空罐子，在房间里捣鼓。一排一排的各种颜色诡异，来源可疑的药水。上面都有详细的标签和说明。
每天我都必须要光顾她的postion store，她根据我每天不同的情况，给我配了各种药水。还好她也明白这个就是意思意思，不用真的喝下去。呵呵。
她给药水都起了各种名字，我觉得很好玩，孩子的想象力真的很可贵，可惜随着年龄增长都慢慢消失了。
老迈说我们应该保护她的创造力。我都不知道这个创造力以后会有啥用，但是马上鄙视自己一下，又这么功利。。。
爱美丽破天荒光顾我的blog，写了一篇文章给自己potion store打广告，lol。看了她的广告，我真的觉得，孩子的世界如此美好灿烂，如果真的有这样的potion，喝下去，什么烦恼都没有了，该有多好，哈哈。
叔叔阿姨们有啥烦恼，可以告诉爱美丽，让她给你配一个方子，lol。
(Disclaimer: my potions are completely made up, I make them with water and paint, do not actually ingest unless you want to die)
Hello there! I'm sure many of you are asking, what's the potions store?! Well, let me give you a brief.
My potions store has ONE OF A KIND INGREDIENTS that will cure ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!!!!!
Are you unemployed? No problem! I'll just mix up a potion and BAM! A job!
Are you short like a smurf but with none of the redeeming attributes of one? Just a quick growth potion and BOOM! Instant 6'10 growth spurt!
There is a solution to ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!!! Everything will MAGICALLY BE BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With rare ingredients such as basilisk venom, and even basilisk scales (super duper rare), your potions are 100 percent guaranteed to bring 100 percent satisfaction (no refunds).
Some of our newest items include peacock feathers, bumble honey (made by a rare kind of bumblebee just without the bee just bumble), and frog farts which were painstakingly caught from frogs (no frogs harmed).
With our top notch ingredients, you are sure to have the most magical experience!!!!!!!!!!!! So come to my store ! Have a great time ! And leave satisfied!
As always, signing off with a period. Or two..
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