Can you please give me the ring back?

欲借嵯峨
楼主 (文学城)

It was 10 years ago.

I fell in love with a lady, we went to a jewelry store on Boxing Day and I wanted to buy a ring for her as a gift. The 巧舌如簧  saleslady kept saying that how beautiful she is and what a lucky man I am.   Eventually I bought a diamond ring far over my budget, I had to sign up a monthly payment plan just for the ring. Two years later she found a job in US, I couldn't go with her because I have a son here. I asked her:  " 内什么, Can you please give me the ring back? I want to buy a house, but I don't have enough money for the down payment, it will be very helpful if I sold the ring and get some extra money" She said" No way!  你我有缘兄妹一场,给人家留个纪念嘛!乖!” (  I don't know how to translate this sentence)  
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beautifulwind
LOL. Finally u hit your stride!Applause!
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beautifulwind
Can any1 translate the Chinese to English?:)
忒绿
哈哈哈,内什么
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AprilMei
What an expensive lesson, are you smarter now?
移花接木
chick flew eggs broken; sorry cannt give a thumbup 2 this post

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AprilMei
北京俚语
移花接木
a guy, added his gf's name on his chest tattoo, later split

I knew a guy, added his girlfriend's name on his chest tattoo, they split soon after.

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AprilMei
Then what, add an X on her name?
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beautifulwind
What is it in English?:)
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AprilMei
It can be anything which you don’t want to say it out.
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beautifulwind
LOL,鸡飞蛋打:)Nope. “The punishment is skilfully given by one and gl

“The punishment is skilfully given by one and gladly accepted by another.:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,I want to find a translation for“内什么”:)
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AprilMei
“你我有缘兄妹一场,给人家留个纪念嘛!乖” 的真实潜台词:

You are lucky to have me around for some time, leave me some souvenir! Idiot!

忒绿
巧舌如簧have a glib tongue
忒绿
a smooth talker
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beautifulwind
LOL
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AprilMei
On the good side, persuasive.
欲借嵯峨
That's exactly what she said to me lately !
忒绿
你我有缘兄妹一场,给人家留个纪念嘛!乖!

We've slept each other so long time, leave it for me a good memory. Baby!

忒绿
You know honey
欲借嵯峨
She is sunshine of my life, I can never forget her, wish her al
移花接木
我给你翻译吧

your are pranked, 我没翻译,给你写了首诗歌

The diamond ring

Some ten years' back on the Boxing day.

My ex and I came a long long way.

By the jewelry store, the diamond ring made us to stay.

God damned salesman, knew exactly what to say.

Nothing match your beauty but the diamond, top of the grade .

Didn't gave a damn how much I was willing to pay. 

Beyond your budget? a lot customers  the same. 

Wanna know how? I 'll show you the way.

You can do it monthly or day after day..

    ......................................................

 Two years flew by, she left to my dismay.
 She looked for a new future, far far away. 
 Had a young to raise, the father chose to stay.

 Amortization of the ring still a fresh pain.

 Can I get it back? Need the money for house down pay.

To this she say: Be a man, there is no such a way.  

Brother and sister, there is our fate.

It's not a ring, but love to commemorate..

Bye for now, babie... muaaaaaa..

      Something need to explain.

     No means to laugh at you, brother, I feel your pain.


 

 

 
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AprilMei
你这个是rap,找个beatbox自己唱出来吧。
移花接木
干这活儿,嵯峨自己比谁都厉害,吉他弹唱,改编歌曲,作曲都拿手
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AprilMei
你把版权卖给他,再赚他一笔。:)!!
移花接木
素材是他的怎么算?
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AprilMei
他分成,谈判啊!
忒绿
warp speed!
移花接木
他要再矫情素材授权问题,没准我还倒欠他钱
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AprilMei
他被一女的骗成那样,你不会不如他吧?
移花接木
:-)

移花接木
so what
树的花花世界
Easy peasy lemon squeezy, 名字后纹个墓碑就可以了。
移花接木
耳环不会很重最多4,5k$, 生活了几年赠送不能太过分吧,再有据我对嵯峨的了解,他没准是开玩笑的,不是真要回
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,天才,怎么英文歌词这么快就出炉啦!赶紧唱出你的第一首原创E歌!:)
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beautifulwind
If u married her, she would be the sticky rice on ur white shirt
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beautifulwind
这个是“那又怎么样”的意思,还是忒绿的翻译更符合情境些吧?
移花接木
做歌词还需要推敲,不必每句强行押韵,可以表达更好些
移花接木
or a patch of blood from smashed mosquito
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AprilMei
英文里常有人用you know指不便说出的东西,听者并非真的知道。
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AprilMei
Poor guy. She should give the ring back to you

at least. No merrage, no ring.  

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AprilMei
张爱玲害了多少人?
忒绿
Honey you know what =内什么
忒绿
A smarter homeless now
忒绿
how many eggs once?
忒绿
这事花木已干过两回了,经赔进去两个戒指了
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woodwishper
Hahaha. Hope you learnt the lesson and will not waste another di
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woodwishper
送你一首歌, 好好听听

 

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woodwishper
Wooo, Frost on top of icy snow!
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beautifulwind
不是earrings,是戒指:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,下次你写英文故事,就把不会表达的写上中文,童鞋们对怎么翻很感兴趣:)
金米
Let me have a try.

We are lucky enough to have each other for a while in our lives.  It is nothing wrong to give me something to remember it, isn't it?Baby. 

移花接木
钻石本身主要三个指标,weight/clarity/color哈哈别问我怎么知道哒
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beautifulwind
我觉得他就是借这个机会和她联系一下,听听她的声音:)
移花接木
Drop a rock after someone fell in2 well
小公主
LOL If I were your ex

I'll definitely return the ring voluntary. But you were kind of crossed the line to ask the ring back if it's not her intention. 

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xiaosai
NOW I know why woodwishper had the question above! LOL
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beautifulwind
恭喜欲哥。首页进来,谢谢网管,“Can you give me the ring back” 挂首成功:)
含羞草草
跟贴都是

才高八斗学贯中西

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beautifulwind
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financewoman
哈哈哈,太有才了,我看你把欢乐建立在了你哥们的痛苦上。。。
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financewoman
哈哈哈,太有才了,我看你把欢乐建立在了你哥们的痛苦上。。。
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financewoman
哈哈哈,太有才了,我看你把欢乐建立在了你哥们的痛苦上。。。
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financewoman
哈哈哈。。。
含羞草草
谢谢版主厚爱

有幸加入大家同乐。 

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beautifulwind
欢迎financewoman来美坛玩!明天美坛一月份活动出炉,欢迎参加!:)