Funny names

移花接木
楼主 (文学城)

1. I got married 2 weeks ago and I can't decide on a surname.  My surname is Pegg and my husband's surname is Legg. 

We have 4 children between us (two Pegg's and two Legg's) and because we dont want to change their names, we were thinking about hyphenating ours to Pegg-Legg.  Only problem is that we can't say it with a straight face.--------------------------Alexa Pegg.

 2.  Carrie Oakey -    karaoke??

 3.  Stan Still - stand still !!!

 4.  Annette Kirton - a net curtain?? 

 5.  Justin Case - just in case !!!

 6.  Seymour Legg - see more leg...................??? what's this??

 7. my friend Bob Roberts;

     Bob is Robert in short, His parents must have fun of his name: Robert Roberts.

     Why dont call Robert Rob but Bob? the reason is apparent; actually both Rob & Bob are used,      seems Bob is more frequent.  

 8. Liz=Elizabeth, saw Canadian media once called the Queen, Liz.

 9. Dick is Richard in short; don't know where this come from.  

 10. The popular American country music countdown radio show on every Sunday is called:

 Crook and Chase Countdown , name after the two hosts Lorianne Crook and Charlie Chase,

OMG,  Lorianne or her husband side even surnamed 'Crook'

11. My Chinese friend Wu Fei,  picked up an English name for himself Fly Wu. fly? seriously? you want to be called fly?

User manual of chopsticks:  Do you think anyone can do it for the first time by following the instruction? 

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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,fly Wu. I know “Love” “Hope” as American last name. :)
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beautifulwind
你知道rockcurrent是谁吗?:)
忒忒绿
Richard =Dick=Chick=little bro
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rockcurrent
我潜水听过花帅的很多歌。
移花接木
听我唱歌不要钱, 要命
移花接木
这不就在眼前吗?
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rockcurrent
full of fun. I once saw a family name called ASS.
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beautifulwind
要你猜他的另一件马甲:)
移花接木
seen the movie 'meet the fockers'?
移花接木
in my Bible, donkey: he ass & she ass
移花接木
我为啥要猜?

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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,问得我哑口无言,就想看看你的直觉:)
甜虫虫
haha, I know a doctor's last name is Hell,

and a friend's last name is Butt

树的花花世界
I saw girl’s name like Porsche, Mercedes, Cherry.

No clue what is going on in their parents' minds. So easy to be picked at school by those mean kids. 

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just_4_fun
Hahaha, yesterday I read somewhere that a lady got divorced,

guess what her last name was? - Loveless   Poor her!

I've also got a colleague whose maiden name was Goodfellow, and she couldn't wait to change her name.

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just_4_fun
美风,你大概是可以做到最自自然然接口的人,incredible ppl skills, 盛赞
移花接木
我们本地有个建筑公司叫" Gay Co. LTD",公司便服包括一个翠绿的hat, 正面一个斗大的黄色'gay'字

现在那帽子变样了, 但写着gay字的卡车还是满世界跑

移花接木
还有个汽车配件供应商叫RPG supplier,第一次吓了我一跳,在加拿大还有公开供应军火的?

RPG rocket propelled grenade那种肩扛火箭发射器

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beautifulwind
哈哈,果酱果酱,花董是开玩笑哒。多来灌水,我都是灌水练出来的:)
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beautifulwind
以前上学时不懂,我曾给别人送祝福写下“Happy and gay!”
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moiausis
哈哈哈,你本意是什么呢?
甜虫虫
没错啊,Gay 有cheerful的意思的啊。只是现在这个词的主要意思是指同性恋了:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈,就是虫虫说的cheerful的意思:)
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beautifulwind
哈哈,我当时还是给一个男生写的祝福:)