one joke, one brain teaser拿版主寻个开心

移花接木
楼主 (文学城)

Joke:

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing...

either the car is new, or the wife is.

Brain teaser:  不厚道一次,拿版主寻个开心

Q: If you get annoyed wth Beautifulwind what is the best to do to let her stay away from you?

A: Have apples everyday. Because of the common English proverb: 

   ' An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

   Not sure how true is that with apple but I do know raw garlic always does the job.

  In order to get close to doctor Beautifulwind just let her know  you did not have any apple or raw garlic.

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moiausis
raw garlic,哈哈哈,大清早的,花帅重口味啊 ;))
移花接木
噗嗤,大清早嚼了raw garlic, 防covid,出门不用带口罩,自动keep social distance,
树的花花世界
raw garlic is more effective to scare away the vampire. :D
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beautifulwind
LOL.You may recommend “chewing raw garlic” to president-elect

Biden as one way to reduce nationwide covid cases.

移花接木
一荷帖的新梗,故宫是拜登的, 因为故宫是forbidden city
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beautifulwind
哈哈,我们同事不知道紫禁城,他们也都知道:Trump的forbidden是因为Biden的for biden:)
甜虫虫
Funny :)
火星英语笔记
天机泄露,美凤是美女医生doctor
择木而栖
乐昏过去了。。。
移花接木
花差! 两眼一花,以为我走错地方了,你那个投资帖对我这彻底外行朝九晚五的人,不先扫盲读起来真有点痛苦,看了前面忘了后面
移花接木
An apple a day keeps beautifulwind away
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,花董是个大活宝:)泽班,在你醒过来的时候,去玩玩一句话翻译:)
移花接木
and funky
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beautifulwind
主语typo,应该是“A piece of raw garlic ”:)
移花接木
那就keeps everyone away了
小公主
wow just learned our moderator is a doctor

How nice

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beautifulwind
就是社会分工不同而已啊:)
才歌
wow Very funny! I enjoy this joke a lot !
忒绿
LOL. funny and smart
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beautifulwind
恭喜花董。首页进来,谢谢网管,原创笑话“one joke,one brain teaser拿版主寻个开心”挂首成功:)
移花接木
谢谢网管,有什么建议下次咱们拿网管开心一次,我特爱去意见区看网管的回话,简直是搞笑极品,每次都看得乐不可支