恐怖驾驶学校

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lovecat08
楼主 (文学城)

 

说到这驾驶学校吧!现在我的头上还老冒冷汗。。。。。。。。。

 

几年前,我的小女儿到了驾驶的年纪,我们就四处张罗找驾驶学校托教,我们夫妻俩自己都是盲开,到现在,都没学会街边直线停车,老怕把前面和后面的车撞歪了,赔不起呀!所以决定自己不教孩子们开车,花不菲的钱,保全家平安!

 

她的同学都说这家印度佬开的驾校,很容易,很快就可拿到驾照,什么伊朗,巴基斯坦,越南的同学都就学了两周就拿到了驾照,马上就可上街“横冲直闖”了。

哦!我们夫妻俩在心里直发毛的俱怕怀疑中,喃喃自语:“先试试吧!”

 

头堂课,没人教,在一间有8台电脑开车的视频网站,自学开。看没很多人在房间,我也上一台试试玩,那时,我已在美开了几十年的车了。还别说,还真好玩,有下雪时开,下雨时开,黑天时开的各种情况下练习开的,但是总觉的不对劲,那那是真开车呀?假的模拟开呀!我这已会开车的在电脑里,撞车10几回,真的发生的话,可能躺在医院包着头呢!

 

一周后,女儿从电脑学开课毕业了,见到了真老师,他叫阿里。瘦黑乾柴的印度老板,车里坐满了学开车的学员,加上他,共5人。

女儿回家说:“我只开了15分钟,但我们付了90分钟的学费!老师叫开车的人去接下一个学生,然后,又送上一个人回家,根本就没在不同的路况下练习,就是在接人送人,不浪费时间下,才腾出的15分钟真开车,哦!别的人也都一样15分钟开,公平!“

 

妈妈咪呀!第二次开,女儿说:”今天,老师让我们全体4学员,坐车上等他上厕所,加汽油,买咖啡,到银行存我们的冤枉钱的支票,每人10分钟都不到,但我们坐车上没开的时间是90分钟!“

 

我们不能拿女儿的命再开玩笑了,决定停止不开了,当然,问了,他们学校不退学费!

 

我们只好认倒霉的找别的驾校学开车。

 

往后,我们开车在路上,遇见那驾校(车顶挂天使广告招牌的)都惊吓的避开他们的危险车,天使驾校,嗯!不知道有多少中学生和新移民成人,上了他们的驾校,上天堂,成”天使“的。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 

这就是3D电脑驾驶训练的第一步!

 

 



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lovecat08
书坛早安!各位才子佳丽早安!
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lovecat08
我学开车时,驾师一直在放“西班牙语的Bible” 保命。。。。。。。。。。
花似鹿葱
黑驾校?
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lovecat08
印度人开的驾驶学校,不知道加拿大?美国多着呢!
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LYJiang
选校素来是头痛的事。
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lovecat08
父母的责任。
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lovecat08
我家去纽约都是坐飞机,不敢开车去扭腰!
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renqiulan
I must say I am colorblind when it comes to races.
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renqiulan
I would have checked with satisfied customers first.
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renqiulan
对。找有口碑的。
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renqiulan
It's a good idea for whatever reason.
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renqiulan
-猫姐好!
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LYJiang
有道理。
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LYJiang
理所当然。
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lovecat08
啊!忘了查调查表。
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lovecat08
並非种族岐视,韩国人在美爱开超市和洗衣店,中国人爱开饭店,移民的生意选择。
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lovecat08
移民因语言,贷款,招同种员工的考量,所以,有的现相。
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lovecat08
50分钟的小飞机,到纽约,再叫taxi。。。。。
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renqiulan
I didn't mean what you might think I did.
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elfie
I got a black lady taught me driving

When she was 8 months pregnant she still ran this driving school all by herself. She had another young child already before this one. I was at her driving school twice, quit in the middle for the first time. The second time I passed the test with three tries. The real problem came after passing the license test. My car was an old model with no camera on the back or on the side mirrors so I had several minor accidents by crashing into the other cars when I tried to turn to the right.  And of course I had a hard time at the parking lot because there was no rearview camera or warning sounds. But luckily I've survived the ordeal and the next car is fully equipped with side and back cameras and parking warning. 

So driving school can get you pass the license test but it can't really teach driving. Driving is about muscle memories. Even the dummiest people can drive if they follow the traffic law carefully. Anybody can drive, but your first car might be a wreck or full of dents or the front might fall off, it's ok. Buy an old car for your teen. Let them crash it a few times, they'll learn. 

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renqiulan
It's just a statement about myself, no more and no less.
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lovecat08
知道!
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lovecat08
其实,我家孩子后来都有不只一个驾师,包括我自己。反正是按时付课费的。