Hard-Working Plumber Looking Forward To Paying For His Nei..

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Hard-Working Plumber Looking Forward To Paying For His Neighbor's Gender Studies Degree

PADUCAH, KY - With Democrats proposing the mass cancellation of student debt, successful Americans around the country are really looking forward to paying taxes to relieve the debt of people who purchased expensive yet useless college degrees. One local plumbing contractor, Sam Caughorn, is really looking forward to paying the tab on his neighbor's $89,000 gender studies degree. 

"Listen, I'm just a plumber," he said. "I didn't go to college, but I work hard and support my family. I don't know about all that high-falutin gender stuff they teach in college, but I'm sure it must be important since it's so expensive! Happy to help out another person in need."

According to studies, there are millions of white girls working at coffee shops across the country while struggling under the crushing student debt they acquired by irresponsibly obtaining college degrees that gave them no marketable job skills. Benevolent politicians have proposed transferring all the wealth from trade workers and minority business owners to help indebted white girls with their student loans so they can still afford their daily latte and cat food expenses.

Local gender studies major Amber White is looking forward to having all her debt forgiven, thanks in part to the contributions of plumbers like Sam Caughorn. "I'm so thankful for the generosity of our Democrat leaders!" she said. "They really look out for the little folx. Also, down with capitalism and white men!" 

According to sources, Sam Caughorn owns a successful business he started right after high school. He also has 5 kids, a nice house, and serves as a deacon at his church. "I guess I can spare some change for poor disadvantaged girls like Amber," he said. 

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backpack
以后都可以去贷款上学,学什么不重要。朋友的孩子靠自己提前还了贷款,为了省点利息,但也比不上拜登减免的钱。
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red_flower
哎我也生气,本来想让我孩子每学期贷5000的,后来还是不想他欠债就精打细算地全付了,这下好了,还得为别人的孩子买单。
柠檬椰子汁
买房子你用贷款,为什么上学不用贷款?
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red_flower
其实除了5000的联邦贷款是低息,其他的贷款常常是7%以上的
鲤鱼洲
主要是不想给孩子有压力。房子贷款自己付。
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dogmom2019
这5000 是无息贷款,等毕业后6个月才开始算利息,为啥不用?四年就是2万多了,不过有收入限制,估计超过15万 就拿不到