【糗事,笑话】《Why 6 was afraid of 7?》《Under Where?》

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CBA7
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《Why 6 was afraid of 7?》
Girl: Why 6 was afraid of 7?
Mom: I have no idea. Why?
Girl: Because 7 8 9! 【seven - eight (ate) - nine】
Mom: So, 7 might eat 6 too?
Girl: Hahaha, you got it!

 

《Under Where?》
Boy: Dad, are you under--?
Dad: Under where?
Boy: Hahaha, you're underwear!


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Zhuzitaba
nine - eight (ate) - seven

so? 

7 was afraid of 9

梧桐之丘
妈妈很有智慧,有其母必有其女?聪明可爱。
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CBA7
Hahaha, but if 9 8 7, then 6 would not be afraid of 7 :)
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lovecat08
德文的8和小心同音,故很多街角墙上都写着一个大8字,就是“小心”的意思。
C
CBA7
谢谢梧桐版主的美言
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CBA7
谢谢爱猫分享,出门在外,8(小心)为是!
老林子里的夏天
怪不得诗人多爱喝酒,小溪名有7,7 ate 9 (酒)。。。:))
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CBA7
哈哈哈,妙!小夏来了个 789 的中文版:七(7)吃九(酒)!看来,今年夏天我一定要到老林子里一醉方休啊 :)
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lovecat08
+100
浮云驰
七吃了九,小七吃了酒!
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AP33912
现在啥电话都不接了,除非一个吃蛋蛋(1 ate 00)的…
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ling_yin_shi
Under where? Under wear, Under Armour.

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CBA7
哈哈哈,小七吃了酒,醉酒之后,上天追浮云 :)
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CBA7
哈哈哈,记住了,AP 只接 1-800-的电话
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CBA7
Thank you