又学会一招,配乐散文朗诵-I believe in laughter

非文学青年
楼主 (文学城)

 

 

I believe in laughter, especially when you can laugh at yourself. And, I’m not talking about a little chuckle or giggle. I am talking about the laughter that makes tears stream down your face, makes your abs feel like you just did 1000 sit-ups, and makes your smiling cheeks burn. My entire life I have been a complete klutz. If there is a ditch, I will turn my ankle in it. If there is a sign, I will walk into it. If there is something in front of me, I am bound to stub my toe on it.

After many episodes of stumbling and tripping throughout elementary school, I always wished for the day my klutziness would go away. I would turn a bright shade of red and hide anywhere I could. However, one day back in 8th grade, it all changed. I received a science award at an assembly and had to walk on stage to receive it. It was my ultimate nightmare – my entire junior high had reason to analysis and stare at my every move. I climbed the steps, picked up the award, and started to make my way down the steps back to my seat. And…I fell. Or rather, crashed. My body went flaring as I semi-circled down the flight of steps right onto the floor. The auditorium was silent. There was nowhere to hide. And then it happened – I started to laugh…uncontrollably. I basically have not stopped since.

 

Many people feel that klutziness is something you grow out of with age. Well, I am still waiting for that to happen. But while I’m waiting, I think I’ll embrace it. My uncanny ability to make a fool of myself happens at least three times a day. People pay money to have someone else make them laugh, while I get to entertain myself for free. In addition, I am pretty sure my close friends and family get quite the entertainment from me, especially because they “aren’t laughing at me, but with me.”

 

To me, the ability to laugh at yourself is a great gift. And nothing is better than having a gift be contagious. So the next time you do something embarrassing…just laugh. Trust me, it will work.

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beautifulwind
沙发!!文青,你的英文朗诵听着越来越像老美啦!鑫鼎!

laughter的 au听着有点儿过。

b
beautifulwind
沙发!!文青,你的英文朗诵听着越来越像老美啦!鑫鼎!
非文学青年
谢谢美风,你听全了吗?曲曲叫好玩吧,哈哈。

是用老公电脑录的,我的破电脑又坏了。His Mac has garageband, and an expensive microphone, so the sound effects are way better than mine. But the pronunciation is no good, a lot of bricks. I wasted too much time working on the sounds effects, haha. 

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beautifulwind
哈哈,你越来越牛了。嗯,蛐蛐叫很好玩。你的音箱效果非常棒啊!!!
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xueyinyu
读后感

我阅读要用老花镜儿,

我读懂要靠翻译器,

我张嘴乡音又结巴,

haha...I know you wont laugh at me,

haha...I turst you will laugh with me!

Good night.

非文学青年
英子,good one! laugh with me, I am laughing with you too. nite.
非文学青年
thanks, BW, have a good night.
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jingbeiboy
支持原创。 读得很好, 美味十足。
非文学青年
谢谢京北,不是原创,是nor
非文学青年
npr上找的,this I believe.
好学又好问
原创啊!太牛了!!!

太棒了!蛐蛐叫的很funny,哈哈。

有一个词可以注意下,entertAIn, entertAInment.

好学又好问
oops, 回错地方了,写给文清的
非文学青年
谢谢好学mm, 不是原创,哈哈,挺好玩吧。
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xipo
I believe you are capable of writing something like it.
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cha-cha
越来越牛!FLARING是不是读错了?
非文学青年
thanks, 你的鼓励,新朋友,或者是换了衣服的老朋友! Happy New Year!
非文学青年
嗯,嘴张过了。
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NewVoice
Wonderful! Like the chirps of the cricket.

 

Learned the word "klutz". Should "analysis" be "analyze"?

非文学青年
thanks, sis. I thought it was weird too, it was from the script.
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EnLearner
读得很好, 美味十足。 (zt)
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EnLearner
请教文教授。

 

你的背境音乐是读的时候就录下的还是读完后再加进去的?

 

 

 

非文学青年
读完后加的音乐。

garageband挺好,我有点儿想买个Mac了,用公司的HP电脑,这一年用坏两个了。不知道是我下载东西造成的,还是用audacity之类的软件的问题。

愚公,Mac里macbook air好?还是Macpro好?主要是性比价上,哪个更划算一些?

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EnLearner
谢谢。

 

我没用过MAC。不过你可看一下这个网页,在那里比较一下。

http://www.apple.com/why-mac/compare/


MacBook Proc更新一些,容量如内存大些,也贵一点。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

非文学青年
谢谢愚公!我烟酒烟酒。