多伦多downtown有一座地标式超高层建筑,几年前的卖房广告是: You are the first one to say hello to the sunrise. You are the last one to say goodbye to the sunset. 但建筑质量和设计不敢恭维,尤其是所谓的“ 智能化垃圾处理系统”, 纯粹是纸上谈兵,故障频繁,几年来让我们公司赚钱赚到手软。 早晨俺带着五个同事准备对整个系统毕其功于一役完成改造,公司工程师和多伦多市政一起完成的设计。 正在紧张准备,物业经理助理来了,是个风韵犹存的东欧大妈,目测38D. 她严肃地问我:"Are you in charge? Are you the engineer? Do you think you are qualified to handle this big project? 俺听了有点儿震精, 说:No, I was engineer in China, not here, I am the supervisor and I have been involved in this project for a while.
38D 说:" No, you are not qualified! I need engineer here in charge!" 俺笑了,看了看同样有点儿不知所措的同事们然后对38D说: “ 我现在就给经理打电话转达你的意思,我昨晚都没睡好想着今天的工作,谢谢你让我能take a day off, 俺回家打golf去, 周四半价!” 38D 略显惊讶。 然后俺就收拾东西准备撤退。 然后就是俺的经理气愤异常。 然后就是物业总经理跑过来道歉。 然后就是现在筋疲力尽地给同事们买了Iced cappuccinos, 哥几个坐在花池边看downtown美女,戴着口罩的女郎们全是美女。
多伦多downtown有一座地标式超高层建筑,几年前的卖房广告是:
You are the first one to say hello to the sunrise.
You are the last one to say goodbye to the sunset.
但建筑质量和设计不敢恭维,尤其是所谓的“ 智能化垃圾处理系统”, 纯粹是纸上谈兵,故障频繁,几年来让我们公司赚钱赚到手软。
早晨俺带着五个同事准备对整个系统毕其功于一役完成改造,公司工程师和多伦多市政一起完成的设计。
正在紧张准备,物业经理助理来了,是个风韵犹存的东欧大妈,目测38D.
她严肃地问我:"Are you in charge? Are you the engineer? Do you think you are qualified to handle this big project?
俺听了有点儿震精, 说:No, I was engineer in China, not here, I am the supervisor and I have been involved in this project for a while.
38D 说:" No, you are not qualified! I need engineer here in charge!"
俺笑了,看了看同样有点儿不知所措的同事们然后对38D说:
“ 我现在就给经理打电话转达你的意思,我昨晚都没睡好想着今天的工作,谢谢你让我能take a day off, 俺回家打golf去, 周四半价!”
38D 略显惊讶。
然后俺就收拾东西准备撤退。
然后就是俺的经理气愤异常。
然后就是物业总经理跑过来道歉。
然后就是现在筋疲力尽地给同事们买了Iced cappuccinos, 哥几个坐在花池边看downtown美女,戴着口罩的女郎们全是美女。
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