最长的英文单词 (笑话)

南城胡同串子
楼主 (文学城)

话说当年国内某高校高材生,虽说家境平平,但是成绩优异,在高校时代获得了不少女孩的垂青,而此君却对另外一位校花级的女孩情有独钟。然而此君生性腼腆,加之家境亦非富豪,始终不敢直接表白,为博美人一笑,只能频频在校花面前卖弄卖弄学问,想凭借横溢的才华获得芳心寸许,或偶尔约校花出去撸个野串,校花也不是那种忸怩作态之辈,与此君相处时也是谈笑风生落落大方,更是赢得了此君的爱慕。

话说某日傍晚,此君正往校外走去,路上偶遇校花也正欲外出,便结伴而行,即将出大门的时候,此君问校花,是否要同去撸个野串,校花位置可否,此君为讨得校花芳心,便又赶忙卖弄起学问道:这几日苦学英文,你可知世界上最长的单词是什么?

校花摇头笑而不语,此君见状,忙卖弄道:我来背给你听,methionyl?threonyl?threonyl?glutaminyl?alanyl?prolyl?threonyl?phenyl?alanyl?threonyl?glutaminyl?prolyl?leucyl?glutaminyl?seryl?valyl?valyl?valyl?leucyl?glutamyl?glycyl?seryl?threonyl?alanyl?threonyl?phenyl?alanyl?glutamyl?alanyl?histidyl?isoleucyl?seryl?glycyl?phenyl?alanyl?prolyl?valyl?prolyl?glutamyl?valyl?seryl?tryptophyl?phenyl?alanyl?arginyl?aspartyl?glycyl?glutaminyl?valyl?isoleucyl?seryl?threonyl?seryl?threonyl?leucyl?prolyl?glycyl?valyl?glutaminyl?isoleucyl?seryl?phenyl?alanyl?seryl?aspartyl?glycyl?arginyl?alanyl?lysyl?leucyl?threonyl?isoleucyl?prolyl?alanyl?valyl?threonyl?lysyl?alanyl?asparaginyl?seryl?glycyl?arginyl?tyrosyl?seryl?leucyl?lysyl?alanyl?threonyl?asparaginyl?glycyl?seryl?glycyl?glutaminyl?alanyl?threonyl?seryl?threonyl?alanyl?glutamyl?leucyl?leucyl?valyl?lysyl?alanyl?glutamyl?threonyl?alanyl?prolyl?prolyl?asparaginyl?phenyl?alanyl?valyl?glutaminyl?arginyl?leucyl?glutaminyl?seryl?methionyl?threonyl?valyl?arginyl?glutaminyl?glycyl?seryl?glutaminyl?valyl?arginyl?leucyl?glutaminyl?valyl?arginyl?valyl?threonyl?glycyl?isoleucyl?prolyl?asparaginyl?prolyl?valyl?valyl?lysyl?phenyl?alanyl?tyrosyl?arginyl?aspartyl?glycyl?alanyl?glutamyl?isoleucyl?glutaminyl?seryl?seryl?leucyl?aspartyl?phenyl?alanyl?glutaminyl?isoleucyl?seryl?glutaminyl?glutamyl?glycyl?aspartyl?leucyl?tyrosyl?seryl?leucyl?leucyl?isoleucyl?alanyl?glutamyl?alanyl?tyrosyl?prolyl?glutamyl?aspartyl?seryl?glycyl?threonyl?tyrosyl?seryl?valyl?asparaginyl?alanyl?threonyl?asparaginyl?seryl?valyl?glycyl?arginyl?alanyl?threonyl?seryl?threonyl?alanyl?glutamyl?leucyl?leucyl?valyl?glutaminyl?glycyl?glutamyl?glutamyl?glutamyl?valyl?prolyl?alanyl?lysyl?lysyl?。。。。。

背着背着,二人便也走出校门,此时路旁一辆停着的法拉里的门打开,一个俗帅俗帅的青年捧着一簇玫瑰下了车,冲着校门这边招了招手。

正在摇头晃脑背诵英文的高材生只见校花对那青年招了招手,回头对他说道:我今天还有事,改天你再背给我听可好?说罢,便超手捧玫瑰的法拉利青年轻快的跑了过去,留下了高材生站在原地不知所措的看着二人钻进车内。

良久,高材生想到自己的平平家世,慨然叹道:问世间钱为何物,直教人生死相许。。。。

此刻,此君彻底明白了才华与财华之间区别,也彻底认清了“钱”的价值,暗下决心,此生为财,矢志不渝。

很久以后,此君也终于有了自己的家,全家移民到了海外,虽然不是富豪,但也生活滋润,虽说不再羡慕人家的法拉利,却也不肯多浪费一分钱。

以至于每次买到便宜的老玉米后,脸上依然掩盖不住那份发自内心的喜悦。