A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing underwear."
The man explains, "Damn, this thing must be an hour fast."
A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing underwear."
The man explains, "Damn, this thing must be an hour fast."
要不我贡献一个笑话吧，昨天都没发笑话。