早上十点正发着春梦，与邻居白牛眉来眼去的，突然电话铃响，好不扫兴，梦遗的快感比撸管的要美妙多了，更重要的是带有爱情故事的梦遗是可遇不可求的, 廊桥梦遗就是叙述类似的故事。 Me: hello, you just ruined my wet dream. Recycling: aren't you supposed to work today? Me: may I know who is speaking? Recycling: Q, this is Smith, CEO of green recycling. I hired you about two months ago. I haven't seen you at work today. Me: what are you talking about? Your supervisor fired me a few weeks back over several slices of dick size pizza. Recycling: WTH??? How come no one tells me this? I can buy you pizza. Me: save it for your supervisor.
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】 : 早上十点正发着春梦，与邻居白牛眉来眼去的，突然电话铃响，好不扫兴，梦遗的快感 : 比撸管的要美妙多了，更重要的是带有爱情故事的梦遗是可遇不可求的, 廊桥梦遗就是 : 叙述类似的故事。 : Me: hello, you just ruined my wet dream. : Recycling: aren't you supposed to work today? : Me: may I know who is speaking? : Recycling: Q, this is Smith, CEO of green recycling. I hired you about two : months ago. I haven't seen you at work today. : Me: what are you talking about? Your supervisor fired me a few weeks back : over several slices of dick size pizza. : ...................
Me: what are you talking about? Your fxxxking supervisor fired me a few weeks back over several fxxxking slices of dick sized fxxxking pizza. Recycling: WTH??? How come no one tells me this? I can buy you pizza. Me: save it for your fxxxking supervisor.
早上十点正发着春梦，与邻居白牛眉来眼去的，突然电话铃响，好不扫兴，梦遗的快感比撸管的要美妙多了，更重要的是带有爱情故事的梦遗是可遇不可求的, 廊桥梦遗就是叙述类似的故事。
Me: hello, you just ruined my wet dream.
Recycling: aren't you supposed to work today?
Me: may I know who is speaking?
Recycling: Q, this is Smith, CEO of green recycling. I hired you about two
months ago. I haven't seen you at work today.
Me: what are you talking about? Your supervisor fired me a few weeks back
over several slices of dick size pizza.
Recycling: WTH??? How come no one tells me this? I can buy you pizza.
Me: save it for your supervisor.
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【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】
: 早上十点正发着春梦，与邻居白牛眉来眼去的，突然电话铃响，好不扫兴，梦遗的快感
: 比撸管的要美妙多了，更重要的是带有爱情故事的梦遗是可遇不可求的, 廊桥梦遗就是
: 叙述类似的故事。
: Me: hello, you just ruined my wet dream.
: Recycling: aren't you supposed to work today?
: Me: may I know who is speaking?
: Recycling: Q, this is Smith, CEO of green recycling. I hired you about two
: months ago. I haven't seen you at work today.
: Me: what are you talking about? Your supervisor fired me a few weeks back : over several slices of dick size pizza.
: ...................
Me: what are you talking about? Your fxxxking supervisor fired me a few
weeks back
over several fxxxking slices of dick sized fxxxking pizza.
Recycling: WTH??? How come no one tells me this? I can buy you pizza.
Me: save it for your fxxxking supervisor.
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