别人发给我的： Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ...... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
AND REMEMBER: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
别人发给我的： Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ...... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND..... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
AND REMEMBER: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ...... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
AND REMEMBER:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
据说去大阪一定要吃的就是这个。。。。。。。。。 那里可以学几个常用日文？特别是吃的
我就看youtube上的cooking with dog，知道了几个udon うどん乌东 tenpuraてんぷら天赋罗， 味噌みそmiso， だし鱼汤底料， くんぶ昆布
别人发给我的：
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ...... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
AND REMEMBER:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
笑帕了
没有。。。。。。
装完了铁
我就看youtube上的cooking with dog，知道了几个udon うどん乌东 tenpuraてんぷら天赋罗， 味噌みそmiso， だし鱼汤底料， くんぶ昆布
我已经分不清哪个是日本字那个视中文了
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
哈哈啊。。。。
我已经分不清哪个是日本字那个视中文了
认得的是中文，不认得的就日文
认得的是中文，不认得的就日文
可是小日本盗用中国字，还不承认
http://www.huaren.us/dispbbs.asp?boardid=331&Id=814364 申明不是我妒嫉啊，这种lp就是吃饱了撑得..............
你就是嫉妒，咔咔咔
你就是嫉妒，咔咔咔
你说吃排骨不吐骨头，难道还吞了不成？
可是小日本盗用中国字，还不承认
他们书写体系里专门有汉字的，漢字很重要呢，他们好像说一般要知道3000个汉字
你说吃排骨不吐骨头，难道还吞了不成？
嗯哪，补钙！
一，都跑了？
我在，我在
嗯哪，补钙！
那么大块，不吐会被噎死的，哈哈
http://www.huaren.us/dispbbs.asp?boardid=331&Id=814364 申明不是我妒嫉啊，这种lp就是吃饱了撑得..............
原来领导实验室里有个日本人，打开盒饭摆得很漂亮，饭也压成什么形状，我领导就满羡慕的，不过好在他没有因此就对我有要求。。。
后来听说，日本人带便当，老婆或者妈妈早上很早起来煮饭做菜，真得很辛苦。。。
我在，我在
你还没给我总结旗袍mm呢
原来领导实验室里有个日本人，打开盒饭摆得很漂亮，饭也压成什么形状，我领导就满羡慕的，不过好在他没有因此就对我有要求。。。
后来听说，日本人带便当，老婆或者妈妈早上很早起来煮饭做菜，真得很辛苦。。。
人家就是男人养家的
人家就是男人养家的
我夏天上了一次日文课，教课的是个28岁左右的日本姑娘，她说她嫁不出去了，岁数太大了。。。
人家就是男人养家的
我男人养家，我也不要早起给他做饭，还是睡懒觉好，寒。。。
今天班上刚有人发email说我们附近又装2新的超速照相机，回家信箱又一张speeding ticket。。。。30m开了42m。。。。吐血555555555
你收几个ticket了，次数多了上traffic school也不给免点的
我夏天上了一次日文课，教课的是个28岁左右的日本姑娘，她说她嫁不出去了，岁数太大了。。。
ms好多日本女的都是嫁比自己小的............
今天班上刚有人发email说我们附近又装2新的超速照相机，回家信箱又一张speeding ticket。。。。30m开了42m。。。。吐血555555555
多少钞票？
你收几个ticket了，次数多了上traffic school也不给免点的
我这里两年只给一次上驾校的机会，
我男人养家，我也不要早起给他做饭，还是睡懒觉好，寒。。。
你要上课，又不是无所事事，心安理得
http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=201005&postID=36195
你们有没有看过这个在日本的mm的便当菜谱，实在太漂亮了
http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=201005&postID=36195
私房很有名的，但是他的菜对我来说比较难学，不够亲民，哈哈
你收几个ticket了，次数多了上traffic school也不给免点的
我都不记得了。。。。照相的夜扣点么。。。55555555
多少钞票？
40块。。。今天都收了好多了。。。
私房很有名的，但是他的菜对我来说比较难学，不够亲民，哈哈
她还在淘宝卖过这种便当盒呢，我本来想让他们帮我买一个，现在发现不见了
她做的够精致了，不过我觉得做的方法上不是那么健康的
40块。。。今天都收了好多了。。。
你们那儿超数发得挺便宜的，这边一个斗300多了
你要上课，又不是无所事事，心安理得
我以前f2也不管的，还是心安理得
你们那儿超数发得挺便宜的，这边一个斗300多了
警察呆下来罚的比较多。。。我们这个月开始不能手机了
她还在淘宝卖过这种便当盒呢，我本来想让他们帮我买一个，现在发现不见了
她做的够精致了，不过我觉得做的方法上不是那么健康的
不晓得他做啥的，给我感觉很有闲情雅致做各种漂亮的东西
我都不记得了。。。。照相的夜扣点么。。。55555555
你家的车是在你的名下吗？如果不是，可以狡辩的，只要不是车主都是拒付这种照片的ticket
不管当时开车的是家属还是朋友，只要注册不是这个人就行
你还没给我总结旗袍mm呢
旗袍女，34岁，浙江人，
新泽西读书期间，2006 积极参与保健品推销/传销，和淘宝网销售，另业余时间给快要散架的沙发做了个大花的套子，说很有满足感。
后来咬牙买了一个200多元的coach包，说钱花得很心痛。
章黑时期，突然高调复出，号称富二代，跟各军区司令员同桌吃饭，跟中央有交情，家里穷得只剩下钱。。。。
说广西有军区（7大军区有广西？？），说海关是部队在管理（边防武警吧？？）
然后开始大肆秀自己的7克拉钻戒才10万元，（有人说反光是五颜六色的，不像钻戒的纯白色；有人更在淘宝找到了照片。。。）
然后说在北京的熟人在意大利婚纱店女经理，上万元服装打了折，她还不怎么看得上。。。。期间她更说自己跟女店员也有联络。。。（有人马上请北京的朋友问，那个店没有这个女经理，同时全部员工都是男的。。。）她还说这是因为女经理去了意大利出差。结果人家说是经理中午就来，是男的，就这一个经理。
她奔的3个所谓每个价值近万元的birkin放在walmart牌烫衣架上，屋内是大学宿舍地板，屋外是宿舍小径。。。
另她说是2010新款birkin，很容易就在纽约买到了，但出示的收据照片是加州店的，她又改口说是请加州一个老板带买的2009款。。。。
总之心理强大，叹为观止
[此贴子已经被作者于2010/10/4 17:30:25编辑过]
警察呆下来罚的比较多。。。我们这个月开始不能手机了
你咋开车这么蒙
你家的车是在你的名下吗？如果不是，可以狡辩的，只要不是车主都是拒付这种照片的ticket
不管当时开车的是家属还是朋友，只要注册不是这个人就行
我开的这辆是在我lg名下的。。。汗，我咋证明是我开不是我lg开涅。。。ms比较麻烦。。。算了。。。。
旗袍女，34岁，浙江人，
新泽西读书期间，2006 积极参与保健品推销/传销，和淘宝网销售，另业余时间给快要散架的沙发做了个大花的套子，说很有满足感。
后来咬牙买了一个200多元的coach包，说钱花得很心痛。
章黑时期，突然高调复出，号称富二代，跟各军区司令员同桌吃饭，跟中央有交情，家里穷得只剩下钱。。。。
说广西有军区（7大军区有广西？？），说海关是部队在管理（边防武警吧？？）
然后开始大肆秀自己的7克拉钻戒才10万元，（有人说反光是五颜六色的，不像钻戒的纯白色；有人更在淘宝找到了照片。。。）
然后说在北京的熟人在意大利婚纱店女经理，上万元服装打了折，她还不怎么看得上。。。。期间她更说自己跟女店员也有联络。。。（有人马上请北京的朋友问，那个店没有这个女经理，同时全部员工都是男的。。。）
她奔的3个所谓每个价值近万元的birkin放在walmart牌烫衣架上，屋内是大学宿舍地板，屋外是宿舍小径。。。
另她说是2010新款birkin，很容易就在纽约买到了，但出示的收据照片是加州店的，她又改口说是请加州一个老板带买的2009款。。。。
总之心理强大，叹为观止
大钻照片在哪？
你咋开车这么蒙
我。。。我。。。我。。。已经很悠着了。。。。
我开的这辆是在我lg名下的。。。汗，我咋证明是我开不是我lg开涅。。。ms比较麻烦。。。算了。。。。
拍的照片上不是能看到你吗?男女不同，多明显啊，我以前也不知道，前一阵看他们讨论才知道还可以这么干啊
那旗袍mm哥哥什么的真的假的？说不定人家就是2006-2010之间发财的呢？
我没关注过她，不过看过几个她的帖子，ms说的是家里原本就有钱，他哥又独立，自己闯出一片天来
我开的这辆是在我lg名下的。。。汗，我咋证明是我开不是我lg开涅。。。ms比较麻烦。。。算了。。。。
我以为会连开车的人也拍进去的呢
拍的照片上不是能看到你吗?男女不同，多明显啊，我以前也不知道，前一阵看他们讨论才知道还可以这么干啊
没拍到我。。。
我。。。我。。。我。。。已经很悠着了。。。。
你，哈哈
我以为会连开车的人也拍进去的呢
我们这边是拍的
那旗袍mm哥哥什么的真的假的？说不定人家就是2006-2010之间发财的呢？
有这么个人，但是不是她哥哥就不知道了
年龄也在30 和40之间飘忽
有这么个人，但是不是她哥哥就不知道了
年龄也在30 和40之间飘忽
不是8出来那个李啥的40岁，照片跟她伯克铁的人挺像的么，你别跟挤牙膏是的，半天来1句行不？
我夏天上了一次日文课，教课的是个28岁左右的日本姑娘，她说她嫁不出去了，岁数太大了。。。
我怒了。。。。
不是8出来那个李啥的40岁，照片跟她伯克铁的人挺像的么，你别跟挤牙膏是的，半天来1句行不？
我很忙啊，任务很多，不好意思啊，打字慢了
我怒了。。。。
你奴莎？xph一边完去
我很忙啊，任务很多，不好意思啊，打字慢了
忙你还8g.......
跳晚了。。。。
你到底谁？
最近公司又小气了
怎么了？
怎么了？
免费水果特别少，wk...................
怎么了？
你加班呢？