Diary Of A Snow Shoveler http://humour.200ok.com.au/diary_of_a_snow_shoveler.html December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she...nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's damn well lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the #$%ing slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
干妈，嘟嘟找到你了么？
找到了
sihan 很像个大哥哥
怎么没有车来把路上的雪铲掉啊
车子太忙了。。。。我们不是主路，只能等。。。
昨天我们neighborhood里有人call救护车，结果救护车被困了，大家又跑去救 那个救护车了
siyu好可爱啊 粉嫩嫩的
sihan 很像个大哥哥
嗯，今天sihan表现很好。siyu跑到中间的雪上，有点陷进去，吓的呱呱叫。sihan就跑去拉着她的手走。
嗯，今天sihan表现很好。siyu跑到中间的雪上，有点陷进去，吓的呱呱叫。sihan就跑去拉着她的手走。
嘿嘿 很man啊
车子太忙了。。。。我们不是主路，只能等。。。
昨天我们neighborhood里有人call救护车，结果救护车被困了，大家又跑去救 那个救护车了
我很期待我们这里下点雪，但是不要像你们那么大。。。
cm的羊绒围巾39，看到小莫上次说的一条的那种露指短手套，也要39，而且只有一个颜色。
没有additional off
我啥也没买就回来了，退掉了一个ae的帽子
袖口都磨的起球了。。。
真缺德啊
我很期待我们这里下点雪，但是不要像你们那么大。。。
啊。。。。我这辈子都看够雪了
我家两辆车都不是4驱，这样出去就等着挖车。。。。
上次在mall里遇见的华人mm帮我买的cm的长羽绒服，口袋里破了个洞，还有干掉的橘子皮。。。
袖口都磨的起球了。。。
真缺德啊
她帮我买的啊，买回家才发现袖口起球，就电话我了
所以今天约着一起去mall，如果实在不能接受可以直接退了
结果我一看。。。口袋里面都破了 还有橘子皮。。。。。。。。
然后店员帮我locate了一件，寄给我
啊。。。。我这辈子都看够雪了
我家两辆车都不是4驱，这样出去就等着挖车。。。。
看来下雪勤快的地方，4驱车很必要啊
邻居想出车试试，结果陷进去了，我LD和另外的邻居帮忙Dig out 了
哈哈，你ld也有qpp
再来一张兄妹两的
每次看sihan都像大人。。哈哈
哈哈，你ld也有qpp
帮邻居挖车图
我说，啥舒服不舒服的
后来想到了，昨晚睡觉的时候我跟她说，我不舒服，肩膀太痛了，要涂bengay,她还记住了，好sweet的
今天siyu一早起床，问我，妈妈，你舒服吗？
我说，啥舒服不舒服的
后来想到了，昨晚睡觉的时候我跟她说，我不舒服，肩膀太痛了，要涂bengay,她还记住了，好sweet的
哇，真好。。
干爹hwl去看我手艺坊更新的帽子，呵呵
小莫莫你太厉害了，我真心的崇拜ing
小莫莫你太厉害了，我真心的崇拜ing
我也是，爱心牌呢
给小小云也行
强烈要求小莫莫给我打一顶帽子!!!!!
给小小云也行
我也要！
小莫莫也给我织一个吧
我想要个贝雷帽～～～～
小莫莫也给我织一个吧
哈哈
今天siyu一早起床，问我，妈妈，你舒服吗？
我说，啥舒服不舒服的
后来想到了，昨晚睡觉的时候我跟她说，我不舒服，肩膀太痛了，要涂bengay,她还记住了，好sweet的
真是sweet呀
还是女儿贴心啊
啊。。。。我这辈子都看够雪了
我家两辆车都不是4驱，这样出去就等着挖车。。。。
我是这辈子的雪都挖够了
今天siyu一早起床，问我，妈妈，你舒服吗？
我说，啥舒服不舒服的
后来想到了，昨晚睡觉的时候我跟她说，我不舒服，肩膀太痛了，要涂bengay,她还记住了，好sweet的
还是女儿贴心呀，我儿子就从来想不到说这些
只有他不小心打到我什么的会跟我说对不起我不是故意的，然后过来亲我一下，问我现在还疼么？ 真当他的吻是灵丹妙药呀 :p
再来一张兄妹两的
我怎么觉得你们那里的雪比我们这里少多了？
[此贴子已经被作者于2010/2/7 17:10:39编辑过]
大兔子看见梅西那个高楼卖家在330页WW10贴的全部内容了么？有没有贴收据什么的图片？
我看了。
不过我没认真看收据
我是这辈子的雪都挖够了
我也挖够了
我怎么觉得你们那里的雪比我们这里少多了？
[此贴子已经被作者于2010/2/7 17:10:39编辑过]
有可能，你们那边据说是比较多，你们赢了
还是女儿贴心呀，我儿子就从来想不到说这些
只有他不小心打到我什么的会跟我说对不起我不是故意的，然后过来亲我一下，问我现在还疼么？ 真当他的吻是灵丹妙药呀 :p
我家还真是女儿比儿子贴心很多
昨天睡觉前不忘给我PMP,说，妈妈你好好看
Diary Of A Snow Shoveler
http://humour.200ok.com.au/diary_of_a_snow_shoveler.html
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she...nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's damn well lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the #$%ing slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
有可能，你们那边据说是比较多，你们赢了
还是不要赢这个的好，累s了，今天全身都痛啊
有人调查么？
～～
她帮我买的啊，买回家才发现袖口起球，就电话我了
所以今天约着一起去mall，如果实在不能接受可以直接退了
结果我一看。。。口袋里面都破了 还有橘子皮。。。。。。。。
然后店员帮我locate了一件，寄给我
PAT PAT，他家CS还不错，7刀FLAT RATE~~~
小莫莫你太厉害了，我真心的崇拜ing
我想要个贝雷帽～～～～
小莫莫也给我织一个吧
这个水平太高了超过我能力哇
强烈要求小莫莫给我打一顶帽子!!!!!
给小小云也行
你要啥样的哇
你要啥样的哇
表答应的太快。。。你继续往下看。。。。N多人向你要呢
表答应的太快。。。你继续往下看。。。。N多人向你要呢
我现在兴趣都转移到别的了。。哈哈。。
不知道多久能转回来再织
表答应的太快。。。你继续往下看。。。。N多人向你要呢
我一来你就来了，是不是担心我去星版抓你
基本上还要靠。。。看参考书才可以织
这帖子很有才
我一来你就来了，是不是担心我去星版抓你
因为我想你嘛，我蹲这里等你的
我看了。
不过我没认真看收据
那就是有收据咯？
5555 刚刚回来 chole 的眼镜没了
你没有早点msg身材哇？
因为我想你嘛，我蹲这里等你的
乖乖
你没有早点msg身材哇？
昨晚很晚了本来想说今天msg的 回来就没了
完了，我一说话就有都散了，你们不爱我了！
爱~
赛。。稀饭的话还是抢来再说啊
算了当省钱了
完了，我一说话就有都散了，你们不爱我了！
汗。。
昨晚很晚了本来想说今天msg的 回来就没了
赛。。稀饭的话还是抢来再说啊
完了，我一说话就有都散了，你们不爱我了！
兔兔我爱你啊
赛。。稀饭的话还是抢来再说啊
没戏
我一早msg身材了，她说早给了人家paypal了，我说人家不付钱就给我吧，然后她msg我说人家已经付钱了
咳，其实是我心惴惴不安呀，不说了，不说了，我滚下去做饭去了。
咋啦？
没戏
我一早msg身材了，她说早给了人家paypal了，我说人家不付钱就给我吧，然后她msg我说人家已经付钱了
a？
你也想要啊
咋啦？
不能再说了，没事
不能再说了，没事
pat pat 兔兔
没戏
我一早msg身材了，她说早给了人家paypal了，我说人家不付钱就给我吧，然后她msg我说人家已经付钱了
原来我们是对手。。。。
原来我们是对手。。。。
结果你们都没买到。。。。。
我那双新买的灰色UGG 刚才回家的时候发现左脚面上破了个洞 晕死
莫名其妙 我又没蹭到摔倒啥的 怎么就破了
咋办啊 能补么 汗
餐具
我那双新买的灰色UGG 刚才回家的时候发现左脚面上破了个洞 晕死
莫名其妙 我又没蹭到摔倒啥的 怎么就破了
咋办啊 能补么 汗
toss
餐具
我那双新买的灰色UGG 刚才回家的时候发现左脚面上破了个洞 晕死
莫名其妙 我又没蹭到摔倒啥的 怎么就破了
咋办啊 能补么 汗
啊，是不是质量问题呀
啊，是不是质量问题呀
今天的球赛网上有直播吗？
那就是有收据咯？
不是收据，是 manager给调出来的transaction,和后来当天SA 退掉的transcation
不过，我一直是盲目相信CXG派的，没认真看
啊，是不是质量问题呀
我不知道啊 我上次和你们去soho是第一次穿啊 然后又穿了一次去韩国超市 一次去唐人街 今天大概是第四或第五次穿啊 下雪天下雨天我都没穿它
我刚才都惊了 而且是破在脚背上 靠里的位置
今天的球赛网上有直播吗？
据说pplive上面有放
我不知道啊 我上次和你们去soho是第一次穿啊 然后又穿了一次去韩国超市 一次去唐人街 今天大概是第四或第五次穿啊 下雪天下雨天我都没穿它
我刚才都惊了 而且是破在脚背上 靠里的位置
我没看到啊
我没看到啊
对啊 我也是回到家脱鞋子的时候才看到的啊 你说是不是很诡异很杯具
这个水平太高了超过我能力哇
我以为很简单的。。。
对啊 我也是回到家脱鞋子的时候才看到的啊 你说是不是很诡异很杯具
自己能不能补一下？
或者去修鞋的地方问问？
据说pplive上面有放
为什么是中文的
PAT PAT，他家CS还不错，7刀FLAT RATE~~~
我让她给我waive了
对啊 我也是回到家脱鞋子的时候才看到的啊 你说是不是很诡异很杯具
嫩跟uggs没缘
为什么是中文的
啊，能不要看中文的呀？
为什么是中文的
试试这个
channelsurfing.net
啊，能不要看中文的呀？
不要。。。我看不懂
我让她给我waive了
我说你卖给我一个damaged item，你得给我换个好的，没有额外话费的。。。
结果你们都没买到。。。。。
我以为那个CHLOE是小狐狸买到了呢
因为我也动心中～～