我觉得人民日报都不敢这么写。

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Bridgette
楼主 (北美华人网)
今天的白宫官宣:
旗亭画壁
现在的美国就是宇宙最强的一个大奇葩!
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vraic
Bridgette 发表于 2025-05-12 14:38
今天的白宫官宣:

跪的彻底其实应该算是个人的一个长处,或者说识时务。但是,对于更大的一个群体,比如一个国家,可能持续性政策更有利。
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greystar
他们现在是不是系统审核要求每篇文章必须含有至少几个win
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taisheng415
白宫官宣已深得川总“不要脸则无敌”的真传,MAGA!
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piupiu2017
这文秘一定是去印度进修过的。
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qqyxgz
是那个华裔的手笔,长得像沙皮狗和猪的杂交种
水泽木兰
写文案的是不是在朝鲜深造过
金银岛
懂王!
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andyyu00
Bridgette 发表于 2025-05-12 14:38
今天的白宫官宣:

这是每天必须有多少个win啊。 win少了就不行,要被蠢普给踢走。
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hushuobadao
这文笔是给北韩改过吗?
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flaminglotus
从一个胜利走向另一个胜利!
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yfoo
回复 7楼 qqyxgz 的帖子
哦这个人真的,像被生化攻击以后生出来的。他什么背景啊,,谁能扒到他家人长啥样。。
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ggtest
link, please? thanks
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bigzzbigzz
应该配以朝鲜播音员的声调进行广播
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hushuobadao
贴个原文来品品
SECURING ANOTHER HISTORIC DEAL: Today, on the heels of the brand-new deal with the United Kingdom, President Donald J. Trump reached an agreement with China to reduce China’s tariffs and eliminate retaliation, retain a U.S. baseline tariff on China, and set a path for future discussions to open market access for American exports. Today, the United States issued the first joint statement on trade in many years with China after successful negotiations over the weekend in Geneva, Switzerland. Both parties affirmed the importance of the critical bilateral economic and trade relationship between both countries and the global economy. For too long, unfair trade practices and America’s massive trade deficit with China have fueled the offshoring of American jobs and the decline of our manufacturing sector. In reaching an agreement, the United States and China will each lower tariffs by 115% while retaining an additional 10% tariff. Other U.S. measures will remain in place. Both sides will take these actions by May 14, 2025. This trade deal is a win for the United States, demonstrating President Trump’s unparalleled expertise in securing deals that benefit the American people.
CHINESE ACTIONS: China will remove the retaliatory tariffs it announced since April 4, 2025, and will also suspend or remove the non-tariff countermeasures taken against the United States since April 2, 2025. China will also suspend its initial 34% tariff on the United States it announced on April 4, 2025 for 90 days, but will retain a 10% tariff during the period of the pause.
AMERICAN ACTIONS: The United States will remove the additional tariffs it imposed on China on April 8 and April 9, 2025, but will retain all duties imposed on China prior to April 2, 2025, including Section 301 tariffs, Section 232 tariffs, tariffs imposed in response to the fentanyl national emergency invoked pursuant to the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, and Most Favored Nation tariffs.  The United States will suspend its 34% reciprocal tariff imposed on April 2, 2025 for 90 days, but retain a 10% tariff during the period of the pause. The 10% tariff continues to set a fair baseline that encourages domestic production, strengthens our supply chains and ensures that American trade policy supports American workers first, instead of undercutting them. By imposing reciprocal tariffs, President Trump is ensuring our trade policy works for the American economy, addresses our national emergency brought on by our growing and persistent trade deficit, and levels the playing field for American workers and producers. Unlike previous administrations, President Trump took a tough, uncompromising stance on China to protect American interests and stop unfair trade practices.
WORKING TOWARDS A REBALANCING: When these changes come into effect, both nations agreed to establish a mechanism to continue important discussions about trade and economics. The U.S. goods trade deficit with China was $295.4 billion in 2024—the largest with any trading partner. Today’s agreement works toward addressing these imbalances to deliver real, lasting benefits to American workers, famers, and businesses. As our nations continue these discussions, China will be represented by He Lifeng, Vice Premier of the State Council. The United States will be represented by Scott Bessent, Secretary of the Treasury, and Jamieson Greer, United States Trade Representative.
ADDRESSING THE FENTANYL CRISIS: The United States and China will take aggressive actions to stem the flow of fentanyl and other precursors from China to illicit drug producers in North America.
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ljmdtc
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Taptap
像朝鲜
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youyouzou
Bridgette 发表于 2025-05-12 14:38
今天的白宫官宣:

真是百年之大变局,灯塔国出了顺天时报 😂
人在它乡
The art of the deal
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monmon1111
教科书级别闭环赢学,特别是第三条夹在当中和最后一条这无逻辑无厘头,不知所云,赢了又赢。
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hokiegogogo
泥马,我以为在看周星驰的无厘头搞笑不要脸电影
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feo
回复 1楼 Bridgette 的帖子
太不要脸了吧 真担心东大被恶心到然后又不谈了
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WernerCA
人在它乡 发表于 2025-05-12 16:23
The art of the deal

你拼错了,art前面漏了个“f".
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xiaoxiaoshijie
piupiu2017 发表于 2025-05-12 14:43
这文秘一定是去印度进修过的。

可能根本就是印度出产的
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Silverwing
闭环赢学
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xiaowenchun
MAGA读了都激动得热泪盈眶 一点没有夸张。如果不相信的话去看看Fox和Breitbart的评论
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garychan
Wins come all day!
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reulia
Bridgette 发表于 2025-05-12 14:38
今天的白宫官宣:

美方:30% 统一关税 + 100%汽车关税 + 25%钢铝关税 + 120%小包裹稅 + 等等等 (还有24%关税90天后可能重新加上)
中方:10%关税
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lelelele
如果看字面意思你是绝对看不明白的。老川做的一切,得至少从五维的角度去看,也只能看个大概。
有些复杂的关系,是几百万年的沉积,涉及到很多外星种族,也涉及到我们这个时间宇宙的creator gods 之间的前情过往,现在都得算总账的。
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eda2k4
看了白宫官网,居然/竟然是真的。。。
不见川粉来点评一下?
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youyouzou
人在它乡 发表于 2025-05-12 16:23
The art of the deal

没看见这位?
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sensanmu
西印度
迟到的小夹袄
xiaoxiaoshijie 发表于 2025-05-12 18:58
可能根本就是印度出产的

我觉得印度也要膜拜了
月亮的雨
恶心🤮
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firstautumn
赢麻了!