All my ex's live in Texas And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee 楼主的Ex可能不在Texas， 所以过着优闲日子。
Oh, the Devil in hell, they say he was chained, And there for a thousand years he remained. He never complained, no, nor did he roam, But decided he'd start up a hell of his own. He'd start up a hell of his own, Where he could torment the souls of men Free from the walls of his prison den. So he asked the Lord if he had any sand Left over from making this great land, Left over from making this land. The Lord said, "Why, yes! I have plenty on hand. It's way down south on the Rio Grande. But, I got to be honest, the stuff is so poor That I wouldn't use if for hell anymore, it won't do for hell anymore." So the Devil went down to look over his truck. It came as a gift, so he figured he's stuck, And when he examined it careful and well, He decided the place was too dry for hell, Well, the Lord, he just wanted the stuff off hands, He promised the Devil he'd water the land. He had some old water that wasn't no use, A rancid old puddle that stunk like the deuce, I tell you, it stunk like the deuce. The Lord, he was crafty, the deal was arranged, He laughed to himself as the deed was exchanged, But the Devil was ready to go with his plan To make up a hell, and so he began, To make up his hell, he began. He scattered tarantulas over the roads, Put thorns on the cactus and horns on the toads, He sprinkled the sand with millions of ants, So if you sit down, you need soles on your pants. He lengthened the horns of the steer, And added an inch to the jack rabbit's ear; He quickened the buck of the bronco steed, And poisoned the feet of the centipede; He put water puppies in all of the lakes, And under the rocks, he put poisonous snakes, He mixed all the dust up with ticks and fleas, Hung thorns on the brambles and over the trees, And after he fixed things so thorny and well, He said, "Hmm, I'll be damned if this don't beat hell!" Then he flapped up his wings and away he flew, Vanished from Earth in a blaze of blue. All who remained in that climate soon bore Cuts, bites, stings, and blisters galore. The wild boar roams in the black chaparral It's a hell of a place that we've got for you all. The heat in the summer's a-hundred and ten, Not bad for the Devil, but way too hot for men. The snake bites you, scorpions sting, The mosquito delights you by buzzing his wings. Devil's red pepper planted beside the brooks; The Mexicans use them in all they cook. Just dine with a Greaser and then you will shout, "I've got hell on the inside and out! " So, if you ever end up in there, dude. Let me know if it's true!
哈哈哈哈哈~
华人很多去了加州一是ABC就在那里长大；二是tech玩具行业比德州红脖子掌握的农业重工业能源更绿卡友好，我好多同事都是这个愿意不得不去加州卷tech；三是华人就是爱卷呗，要去宇宙中心做enterprenuer，好多国内来的同学都在宇宙中心卷自己怎么能拉下；
就是，休斯顿落地的时候都看不见地上的房子，全是树~~
德州这个电费离$1000+还很遥远吧…我家差不多五千尺，队友极度怕热，空调常年在65度，就这样一个月最多也就三四百
我是真心考虑过要搬加州的，但是还是太穷了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
查查Sugarland，Katy之类的区，亚裔都超过白脖子了
我觉得你没看懂那个层主在说什么……
积分不够只好手动点赞~
嗯从加州搬来可能要适应一下热了。我从西岸搬回来不仅觉得热，开始一个月也觉得视觉有点丑~
现在已经不便宜了, 喜欢南方的新兴城市干净漂亮时髦气派，加上宽敞舒适的住房，不喜欢东西海岸的那些老城市，又脏又破，第三世界的感觉 今年德州夏天雨水多，目前还好。
个人感觉西雅图的人还是比叫冷漠，南方人普遍比较热情。。。我读书的时候轮胎在路上爆了两次，每次都有人停下来帮我。西雅图的人都不会看你一眼的，还是住在Redmond这种据说high educated的人多的区
德州那块儿？
因为highly educated 不会换胎吧…
嗯，估计只会换电脑芯片
热浪来袭，是很可怕
你家要在德州这电费绝对是特例。我家上个月天气这么好空调基本没run都300多电费，夏天500～700+每月是很常见的。
同感 但是u village 附近的人都挺热心的
哈哈哈，真相了
mm 厉害，小心中暑哦
哈哈，mm好有趣儿
re this
去年真是太邪门了，是我所经历过最热的夏天，其实不出门还行，泡泳池倒是挺舒服的。今年很显然到目前为止还挺好的。
去年夏天是德州历史上最热的夏天
为啥Asian hate大都发生在很多外来人口的大城市象纽约加州？那里的美国人不是应该更开放更接受外国人吗？其实我所带过的中部南方本地人真是还是挺有好的。covid以来几年除了一个默默女有一次跟我提过一次covid 病毒和中国，其他没有任何人任何时候提过这种话题，不管他们心里怎么想，感觉主观上还挺克制的挺小心这种topic的。当然背着我我就不知道了。
哇。。。电费好夸张！！
同样怕热
makes sense
indeed!
那倒是……
+100
exact ly
你家肯定是特例。德州4000英尺的房子一般电费不到300
bingo
我住condo，一个月60电费
你家电费好便宜啊，我家2300.，夏天77-80每月电费快4000.空调热水器煤气的
你家电费也很少，我家2300ft夏天77/80都快400了，空调热水器是煤气的
德州那么长的海岸线，你管那叫内陆？
因为穷人比富人多吧？
大哥 德州比加州先通过这个法律的 要不红脖怎么叫红脖呢？
你是不是觉得还挺自豪的？ 既不是绿卡也不是中国人？
德州那叫海岸线吗？ 德州人好意思把泥巴滩叫海滩吗？
我觉得这位 marytng 网友就是来操蛋的。你们怎么看？
Oh, the Devil in hell, they say he was chained, And there for a thousand years he remained. He never complained, no, nor did he roam, But decided he'd start up a hell of his own.
He'd start up a hell of his own, Where he could torment the souls of men Free from the walls of his prison den.
So he asked the Lord if he had any sand Left over from making this great land, Left over from making this land.
The Lord said, "Why, yes! I have plenty on hand. It's way down south on the Rio Grande. But, I got to be honest, the stuff is so poor That I wouldn't use if for hell anymore, it won't do for hell anymore."
So the Devil went down to look over his truck. It came as a gift, so he figured he's stuck, And when he examined it careful and well, He decided the place was too dry for hell,
Well, the Lord, he just wanted the stuff off hands, He promised the Devil he'd water the land. He had some old water that wasn't no use, A rancid old puddle that stunk like the deuce, I tell you, it stunk like the deuce.
The Lord, he was crafty, the deal was arranged, He laughed to himself as the deed was exchanged, But the Devil was ready to go with his plan To make up a hell, and so he began, To make up his hell, he began.
He scattered tarantulas over the roads, Put thorns on the cactus and horns on the toads, He sprinkled the sand with millions of ants, So if you sit down, you need soles on your pants.
He lengthened the horns of the steer, And added an inch to the jack rabbit's ear;
He quickened the buck of the bronco steed, And poisoned the feet of the centipede;
He put water puppies in all of the lakes, And under the rocks, he put poisonous snakes,
He mixed all the dust up with ticks and fleas, Hung thorns on the brambles and over the trees,
And after he fixed things so thorny and well, He said, "Hmm, I'll be damned if this don't beat hell!"
Then he flapped up his wings and away he flew, Vanished from Earth in a blaze of blue.
All who remained in that climate soon bore Cuts, bites, stings, and blisters galore.
The wild boar roams in the black chaparral It's a hell of a place that we've got for you all.
The heat in the summer's a-hundred and ten, Not bad for the Devil, but way too hot for men.
The snake bites you, scorpions sting, The mosquito delights you by buzzing his wings.
Devil's red pepper planted beside the brooks; The Mexicans use them in all they cook.
Just dine with a Greaser and then you will shout, "I've got hell on the inside and out! "
So, if you ever end up in there, dude. Let me know if it's true!
那叫深入白区😂
Haha, our friends down there should be able to tell…..
海边的岸线不叫海岸线？ 海边的泥巴滩不叫海滩？
你家才是特例吧，我家房子不大2800sqf，夏天每天都开空调，从来不开窗，没超过$160的电费，所有朋友里没有听过电费超过$500的，你看楼里还有jm房子近5000sqf的电费才300多。 我在Austin住了9年了。
我买房之前也住condo，一个月都不超过$100
你这肯定不是德州了吧？大夏天开77-80真挺热的。其次一个月utility就要快4000很多人都活不起了吧。 我家电费、gas、水费每一项每个月都不会超过$200。 我家草地还绿油油的
可能因为怕人拔枪，所以大家表面都还nice 哈哈
南方州税低福利少，穷人才不来呢。只有不愿意被割的韭菜才来。 现在离开加州的是Well educated, wealthy people
https://spectrumnews1.com/ca/la-west/la-times-today/2024/01/22/wealthy-residents-leaving-california
房子太旧窗子不是双层的？
今年2月份就开始70、80度，一直到5月底，一直在下雨。非常温暖湿润。
这种问题你也问得出口？ 懂不懂什么叫平常心？ 常住美国的人大多数都有绿卡或者入籍，再平常不过的一件事，有什么可自豪的？ 你是不是天天自豪啊？随便一件小事都自豪，你的下巴翘上天吗？
corpus christi; padre island; Elon star base; 海滩看一看？
haha FYI 那个层主把我给屏蔽了，起因好像是当年allen mass shooting的帖子里我们吵了一架。
德州电费是unregulated的所以每三四年要找个broker shop around/讲价。可能有的人不知道……
北方没有火蚂蚁有ticks，更恐怖。说到蛇，北方冷到东北ma，nh都有蛇，打电话给警察，人家轻描淡写的说也许是去你家travel的，没做窝就没事辣。。。
非洲人勤劳朴实？怎么得出的结论。北美黑奴都是被非洲当地人自己卖的，聪明的都留在非洲了。。。
非洲人勤劳朴实，南非就不会是现在这个鬼样子了。😂
过时了，现在不存在满街都是homeless. 曾经出现过脑残的决定允许homeless住在街上（大约两年的时间），大部分的市民受不了，签名联合抗议，经过全市民公投后不再允许homeless 满街流浪了
想了一下， 我家估计是比一般人多一些，忘了有一辆电车（一周上班两次，也不多），有泳池（20x40尺），5500sf，三个中央空调。有类似电车泳池的报个电费吧。
她肯定打错了，是400吧，2300尺怎末可能4000电费？
Galveston 的是差了点意思 Padre Island 还算马马虎虎吧
休斯顿全美第一diverse，大多都是外来人口，哪来多少红脖。气候确实是硬伤，不过温暖湿润，一年四季绿油油的。实在不喜欢北方冬天到处光秃秃一派萧索的样子
我今年3月去的。。。去之前听说Austin 多好， 是新湾区。 一去downtown老破小 没什么东西，人也很少， 很多homeless。人也穿得不太有钱， 大多数是小年轻，黑人。
水污染严重，地税巨高。
是的, 我那些搬到FL和TX好几年的朋友和同事都说民风淳朴, 大家很nice, 没有受到歧视
多打了一个0？4000？
对，温暖湿润，对皮肤特别好，我周围的人都不age，40岁看着像20岁。 AZ那边干热就不行，对皮肤伤害很大，朋友住了两年，跟徒步走过西藏一样
这可是瞎说，就德州这紫外线，还40像20呢？40不像50已经偷笑了。 我闺女去一次water park就晒成煤球了，老母亲追着擦防晒
去FL旅游在 cvs被歧视过的飘过