Opinion I have figured out where the Princess of Wales is 华盛顿邮报的专栏作家也蹭流量，西方女文青也是才情四溢令人叹服。有两个评论很典型，一是Brilliant, but I think the best thing to do is to let her recover in peace. 另一个是One other possibility: Prince William has locked her in the attic while he gets chummy with the governess. By Alexandra Petri March 14, 2024 at 1:46 p.m. EDT We know from literature that if anyone is ever surprisingly unavailable for work, it is because they have turned into an enormous bug. Obviously this is the first and best theory regarding the whereabouts of Catherine, Princess of Wales: She is exercising her Kafka privileges and has turned into an insect, as a metaphor. The downside of turning into an insect is you never know how long the metamorphosis is going to last, but the upside is that you can just lie around the house for a bit, stridulating, an opportunity princesses get far too seldom. However, there is one problem with this theory — yes, only one problem, I’m sure of it. The problem is that this is the wrong literature to look to. Franz Kafka was Czech; Kate Middleton is not. We must therefore look to British literature instead. Fortunately, it, too, is full of answers. Perhaps Catherine … Stepped into the wrong palace wardrobe by mistake and got stuck in a land where it is always winter but never Christmas. Although she appears to have been gone only for months in our earthly scale, it has been lifetimes for Catherine. She has seen epochs rise and fall, gone on adventures impossible to recount, and is living a whole existence in another kind of time. When she returns, she will barely recognize her surroundings and not remember how to use a cellphone, and might have to be removed from the zoo for yelling at the lions for being “too metaphorically heavy-handed.” Tripped and fell into a small rabbit hole on the palace grounds and to get back home must win a game of something called flamingo croquet. She unfortunately is not very good at flamingo croquet, and none of the controlled substances offered to her by a local caterpillar are helping. Took at face value Winnie-the-Pooh’s promise not to eat so much honey that his body would plug up the exit to Rabbit’s House while attempting to leave, trapping them all inside. Put on a ring she forgot she won in a riddling game years ago just to surprise people at her birthday, but now there’s a whole situation she needs to go on a long foot journey to resolve. Is wuthering, on a height. Has isolated after months of experimentation with a potion that will sever human personality into its two component parts. Rejected by the medical establishment, she tests the potion on herself. Now there has been no sign of the princess for months, but there is an unfamiliar female figure slinking around outside the palace in sweatpants, sneakers and a messy bun, squinting into cameras with her mouth open and conspicuously neglecting her skin-care regimen. The figure claims not to know Catherine, but known associates of hers keep trying to get her to drink something and she says she doesn’t want to. Was driven by hubris to become a modern Prometheus and build a hideous creature of enormous size and bring it to life with galvanism, but unfortunately she forgot to make a bride for it and it is upset, so she has had to flee to the Arctic! She was last seen leaping from ice floe to ice floe to evade the grotesque figure of her pursuer. Was seized by the villainous cat Macavity (there’s no one like Macavity!), who refuses to give her back. (I am being told that T.S. Eliot is American, not British, but T.S. Eliot is denying it.) Has been sent to Bridget Jones’s Locker. Made a deal with Mephistopheles that resulted in having to spend years touring various sites in history and myth but still hasn’t been impressed by any of them. Got invited to a mysterious island party by U.N. Owen, probably because U.N. Owen is a big fan. HMM, BUT IT’S MURDER! Was overdue for her stint in a lake distributing swords. Exited, pursued by a bear.
那张照片我第一眼看到还以为是以前拍的，因为凯特脸状态太好了，根本不像她最近的图。后来看到说P图，我还以为是说她把自己P年轻了
华盛顿邮报的专栏作家也蹭流量，西方女文青也是才情四溢令人叹服。有两个评论很典型，一是Brilliant, but I think the best thing to do is to let her recover in peace. 另一个是One other possibility: Prince William has locked her in the attic while he gets chummy with the governess.
By Alexandra Petri March 14, 2024 at 1:46 p.m. EDT We know from literature that if anyone is ever surprisingly unavailable for work, it is because they have turned into an enormous bug. Obviously this is the first and best theory regarding the whereabouts of Catherine, Princess of Wales: She is exercising her Kafka privileges and has turned into an insect, as a metaphor.
The downside of turning into an insect is you never know how long the metamorphosis is going to last, but the upside is that you can just lie around the house for a bit, stridulating, an opportunity princesses get far too seldom. However, there is one problem with this theory — yes, only one problem, I’m sure of it. The problem is that this is the wrong literature to look to. Franz Kafka was Czech; Kate Middleton is not. We must therefore look to British literature instead. Fortunately, it, too, is full of answers. Perhaps Catherine … Stepped into the wrong palace wardrobe by mistake and got stuck in a land where it is always winter but never Christmas. Although she appears to have been gone only for months in our earthly scale, it has been lifetimes for Catherine. She has seen epochs rise and fall, gone on adventures impossible to recount, and is living a whole existence in another kind of time. When she returns, she will barely recognize her surroundings and not remember how to use a cellphone, and might have to be removed from the zoo for yelling at the lions for being “too metaphorically heavy-handed.” Tripped and fell into a small rabbit hole on the palace grounds and to get back home must win a game of something called flamingo croquet. She unfortunately is not very good at flamingo croquet, and none of the controlled substances offered to her by a local caterpillar are helping. Took at face value Winnie-the-Pooh’s promise not to eat so much honey that his body would plug up the exit to Rabbit’s House while attempting to leave, trapping them all inside. Put on a ring she forgot she won in a riddling game years ago just to surprise people at her birthday, but now there’s a whole situation she needs to go on a long foot journey to resolve. Is wuthering, on a height. Has isolated after months of experimentation with a potion that will sever human personality into its two component parts. Rejected by the medical establishment, she tests the potion on herself. Now there has been no sign of the princess for months, but there is an unfamiliar female figure slinking around outside the palace in sweatpants, sneakers and a messy bun, squinting into cameras with her mouth open and conspicuously neglecting her skin-care regimen. The figure claims not to know Catherine, but known associates of hers keep trying to get her to drink something and she says she doesn’t want to. Was driven by hubris to become a modern Prometheus and build a hideous creature of enormous size and bring it to life with galvanism, but unfortunately she forgot to make a bride for it and it is upset, so she has had to flee to the Arctic! She was last seen leaping from ice floe to ice floe to evade the grotesque figure of her pursuer. Was seized by the villainous cat Macavity (there’s no one like Macavity!), who refuses to give her back. (I am being told that T.S. Eliot is American, not British, but T.S. Eliot is denying it.) Has been sent to Bridget Jones’s Locker. Made a deal with Mephistopheles that resulted in having to spend years touring various sites in history and myth but still hasn’t been impressed by any of them. Got invited to a mysterious island party by U.N. Owen, probably because U.N. Owen is a big fan. HMM, BUT IT’S MURDER! Was overdue for her stint in a lake distributing swords. Exited, pursued by a bear.
现在觉得威廉比他爸爸还要恶心。。。
这三个月的时间是准备给做凯特一家那边的工作的。能收买的就收买，收买不了硬杠的就做掉了，比如如果凯特妈前几天出车祸是真的话，当妈的还是心疼自己的女儿啊。
更阴暗更没出息，大英封建王朝气势没了，气数尽了
二哈如果没走，杀人凶手会栽赃到他头上
我听说kate这个人和三个娃其实都是假的，你们看到的所有照片，新闻还有图像其实都是王室用ai做出来。
其实事实是，威廉是个不婚主义者，女王为了和公众有个交代，只好给他做了一个假family。
现在反正女王也死了，查耳丝也管不住他了，现在他打算就这么把这个ai假family都给灭了，什么kate生病了，都是在做铺垫呢。
所以megan只爆料小事情挣点钱。碰到大事就闭口了。现在老二夫妻两就保持沉默闭口了。
一个漏洞， 小王子继承的顺序比二哈前面， 轮不到二哈称王
还是利益共同体。真爆出大事，王室玩完了，他们也跟着玩完。
手动点赞 有些大妈开始吹kate了 呕
你以为kate不知道啊？ 人家就是富贵险中求
要是真的有什么意外 直接说kate病死了就行了 你们都是什么脑回路这点都看不懂？
二哈是私生子，完全看不出Windsor家族的面貌特征。他要是继位了就绝了，争来争去的王位，最后落入了完全不是Windsor家族的人的手里。
梅根也不知道，就是10人小圈子。
还没老到要拉皮的程度啊。 其他也没啥要大整的啊。
老女王一走，真是啥啥都压不住了
小三吧
哈哈，这个强
威廉是不是家暴男不知道
但是家暴男绝大多数都不会打死老婆。而且皇室家暴男 也不是一定不自己上吧？ 难道怒气上来了 有仆人就不用自己动手了？ 容嬷嬷上场？
我一贯跟不上八卦潮流😄
不管楼主说的真的假的是不是太八卦了。 这种评论真是木有良心。
不住在一起 估计她也不知道
那可不 梅根就爆点小料赚眼球 真的伤到根基的她可不敢说 她也是皇室的维护者
有道理
父亲患癌，哈里紧急回去英国过一次，应该什么都知道了吧
现在标准这么低了？不打死就不渣了
威廉可能是一个冲动型深井冰，跟陈立人一样
到现在这步，这三个小孩以后永远不会出现了。 无论现在状况，三娃都会一步步被消失的。 威廉一中年权势男，以后会缺孩子??
楼里好多人真的，对权利 权势 斗争 阶级，没有一分钱认识。
大大说了，百年大变局
且活且珍惜
不要侮辱ai, ai 不会p 出那么弱智的照片
那英国政府和人民也太弱了，允许这么一个残暴无人性的人成为英国国王。
人民的意见有鬼👻用。 以色列🇮🇱的腔调还不明显? 谁真的手握权势 能调动资源，到关键时候那就是明镜似的。 前面还有说保安仆人去拉住威廉的， 这脑子？？ 威廉和他老头子就是没有制约的权势好吗， 周围人心里太清楚。凯特看着风光。其实没有任何东西。 这次闹这样，也是让普通人赤果果看清本质。谁不是心里哇凉。
!!!
太可怕了
老祖宗早就智慧的指出--坏人活千年
感觉警察对王室就和对黑社会一样，内部相杀就不管了，反正也没有苦主敢追究
下次看见她出来那是演员装的或ai装的。好黑暗啊。
真的替Kate担心啊
有分析是为了凯特生病的消息不那么突兀
前不久，王室一家参加葬礼，安德鲁王子和他的丑前妻笑的那个开心样，英国媒体都看不过去了。王室出品怪物，不能用常人标准评判。希望这些怪物早日离开公众视线，不要再吸纳税人的钱就好。
就是Thomas的葬礼吗？
这说明了什么
好可怕😱
能让查尔斯挺身而出，自曝隐私来保护的只有威廉了 三小只如果没出来上学，实在太反常了，应该是怕娃说出什么不想让外人知道的。 本来不相信阴谋论，可是太诡异了，希望凯特平平安安的。作为王妃，她很称职，给王室加分不少
我也找到了。估计是小三在场几个人打起来了，孩子目睹或者听到了，事发突然。凯特凶多吉少。
凯特王妃做得好好的，没有任何预兆。即使让她消失也用不着用这种诡异的方式吧。。。估计有知情人想说出来被自杀了，就是那个女婿。
他们平时接触很多，也许那个女婿有人性看不下去
女方母亲不是被大卡车撞了么？
Charles好像特别声明不是前列腺癌吧。
白皮从来就没有文明，只有装的绅士，他们动起手来比东方人狠多了。中国古代被厌倦的嫔妃顶多打入冷宫，或者几个嫔妃女人之间互害。英国史上，亲手下令杀掉皇后的case不少。
他们劲大，激素分泌多，男人女人都很能搞，翻脸不认人。
因为小红书的八卦都来自于国外的八卦网站
搞出这么大的动静，小圈子里知道的人应该不少。那个女婿算是小圈子里的外围，都被灭，就是立个flag，告诉他们管不住嘴的下场。
也许是有人故意的，控制了能为王室上网发帖的人，弄出一个不伦不类的东西好让王室的瓜爆出来。
估计是几股势力在较劲
威廉真是不知道了，哈利不是爆料他动手打他吗
戴安娜自己也没比查尔斯好多少。查尔斯就是一巨婴喜欢一个老女人，戴安娜是自己另外睡过多少个了。可她是王的女人，没有正经男人敢对她认真，她就处于崩溃状态。
这一点我也觉得没法理解，直接说凯特心脏病/脑溢血突发，抢救无效不是更合理？难道说还真的有人敢去尸检王妃遗体？何必P图，画蛇添足呢？
真的她自己发的？不会吧
真的死了皇室肯定早就编/做了个借口出来了。 真的病重以他们的作风也会出来解释。 流言满天飞了还没人出来澄清，同时小孩也不见人，肯定是几股势力在较劲，同时Kate应该也是生理或心理不能见人的状态，这就比较可怕了-所有的家暴猜测这里就可以随意插入了…皆有可能。
当然不会。 她如果健康足以自己玩批图，难道不能出席活动啥的。
除了大嘴Donald Trump在社媒自己发，从没见过这个级别的人自己发社媒的。结果这次P图一出，就装作凯特的口吻发道歉了。老实说，那怯生生的口吻，也不像王妃的口吻。
还是比东方文明程度高多了。 东方至今还有铁链子锁脖子，光天化日之下，全村都知道。冬天光脚，锁着脖子站在墙角。牙齿给拔光了。舌头剪了让你发不出声音。衣不蔽体，锁在家里生孩子工具。这野蛮残忍程度。官方调查结果说这是“合法夫妻”。
如果哈里知道了，每根知道了，但是到现在还没说出来，应该是触及皇室稳定或者是法律的事情了。不是普通八卦了…
你跟我举这种极端的例子较劲没意思，你可以举东方这样一个极端的例子，我也可以举三个西方极端的例子。这又是谁胜谁负呢？
论文明程度，当然是西方高。你现在在用的互联网是谁发明的？你今天使用的一切，都来自西方文明。 拿着一个某个家庭里的没有被验证的猜想，趁机否定别人的整个文明，是没用的。
真是脑洞大开，呵呵。有足够娱乐元素