难以相信:吃下的西瓜子竟然在肚子里发芽了

怀
怀念2019
楼主 (北美华人网)
When I was 12 years old I played the flute and while at band camp I had watermelon.  The watermelon had seeds and I swallowed one. A week later a watermelon vine was growing up my esophagus and out of my mouth. Odd. Freaky. After much discussion with my parents and doctors it was determined that watermelon growing from one’s stomach would not taste good so the doctor removed the plant 
Don’t let this happen to you. Spit out the seed. You never know what might grow.
D
Daylight
我去小时候妈妈的恐吓成真了
2
23urfur12
Hahahahaha, a funny bedtime joke
(西瓜)子又生瓜,瓜又生子,子子瓜瓜无穷尽也,何苦此生无瓜吃!
木瓜瓜
我去小时候妈妈的恐吓成真了
Daylight 发表于 2023-09-02 01:32

+1
a
aegeanboat
12岁才吃到人生第一个西瓜。
o
oqo
我去小时候妈妈的恐吓成真了
Daylight 发表于 2023-09-02 01:32

吃完半个西瓜 扣在肚皮上睡觉 结果一颗瓜子留在肚脐眼上 后来长出西瓜苗来
h
heyykitty0
这不是讲笑话呢么
v
vwot
鬼才信你
c
chickenrib
撒这种低级谎的真的又蠢又低级
浮云淡淡
When I was 12 years old I played the flute and while at band camp I had watermelon.  The watermelon had seeds and I swallowed one. A week later a watermelon vine was growing up my esophagus and out of my mouth. Odd. Freaky. After much discussion with my parents and doctors it was determined that watermelon growing from one’s stomach would not taste good so the doctor removed the plant 
Don’t let this happen to you. Spit out the seed. You never know what might grow.
怀念2019 发表于 2023-09-02 01:21

不懂就问,西瓜也能无土栽培吧
n
nonames
When I was 12 years old I played the flute and while at band camp I had watermelon.  The watermelon had seeds and I swallowed one. A week later a watermelon vine was growing up my esophagus and out of my mouth. Odd. Freaky. After much discussion with my parents and doctors it was determined that watermelon growing from one’s stomach would not taste good so the doctor removed the plant 
Don’t let this happen to you. Spit out the seed. You never know what might grow.
怀念2019 发表于 2023-09-02 01:21

骗小孩呢
9
98395E
智商呢
A
Ann2021
挺可爱的,做个小绘本吧。
y
youdai
肚子里培育西瓜太撑了,发豆芽可行,下次吃上一斤豆子
g
gokgs
知道为什么有人叫植物人了吧?
g
goldfish
理论上可以吧,做肠镜前不让吃seeds,就是怕吓着医生,万一看到不想看的东西,从prevention变成diagnostic, 自付一大笔
浮云淡淡
理论上可以吧,做肠镜前不让吃seeds,就是怕吓着医生,万一看到不想看的东西,从prevention变成diagnostic, 自付一大笔
goldfish 发表于 2023-09-02 15:45

有吃决明子发芽的
u
usayso
肯定不是吃个鸡蛋怀上只鸡?
n
newyorklife
肯定不是吃个鸡蛋怀上只鸡?
usayso 发表于 2023-09-02 16:18

墙都不服就服你👍
樱桃猫
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。竟然无言以对
k
kelly82
哈哈,这不就是我小时候一直担心的事情吗?