Copy pasted, copy right unknown, origin unknown... John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better person. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' John thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside. The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''John, buy a freaking lottery ticket.'' So I am meeting God half way this time.
是不是证明了 time travel 不存在，哈哈
哈哈谢谢提醒
I’m in
回头去买张，能做2-3天billionaire的梦也是很划算的。
买了多少？我在想要不要买个100刀，好久没见过10亿的了
咱家一人买了一张, 鸿运这回事还真说不定。
祝大家中大奖！
这是公认的智商税
但是，…… 我还是去交一次吧，生活还是要有点乐趣
Time traveler 也在等奖池积累到10亿再买。
到处都有买啊， 加油站， seven eleven。
记得一定要买 mega lotto 啊。
哈哈
5张。。。。
我也要去交个税。 mega lotto啥意思？记得以前买就是mega M，直接让小二打票。
话说我一朋友遇到困难了，要是中了，不管中了多少我得帮她一下，100以上，多了不限。
有你这样的朋友很幸运。
对就是 mega M。
Good luck！
哈哈也是
因为中奖概率没变但是参与的人倍增呀
身体： 我在去买lotto的路上了。
🤓🤓
我也是这么试着说服自己，但总觉得哪里不对劲。
随便挣一个亿的小目标就算了，这个10个亿的大目标可行性很高
哈哈
俺也是
没有买美国乐透的文化，真可怕
这大概是最便宜的智商税了
现在有大量几年不买一次的人买 平时就买的人现在买更多
hahaha
MM概率论学得好，期望值算得杠杠的
然后几张中。。。
John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ''Listen God,'' John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don't have a lot of money. Please help me out.'' He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn't won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ''Come on, God,'' he said. ''I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.'' He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn't win the lottery. So, he went to a mosque and started to pray again. ''You're starting to disappoint me, God,'' he said. ''I've prayed and prayed. If you just let me win the lottery, I'll be a better person. I don't have to win the jackpot, just enough to get me out of debt. I'll give some to charity, even. Just let me win the lottery.'' John thought this did it, so he got up and walked outside. The clouds opened up and a booming voice said, ''John, buy a freaking lottery ticket.''
So I am meeting God half way this time.
你忘了一次性拿要打折，还要交州税和联邦税。 还是不划算。
“这是公认的智商税” ？？？？？看来您的智商也不高啊，不看看奖池有多少钱了？学过数学吗？会算数学期望吗？算完再看看现在去买是不是智商税？
哈哈哈哈，等我想好了再买
跟抽烟一样，买彩票高兴两天过过瘾。