47 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women. Dogs don’t cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo. Dogs don’t mind if you urinate outside. Dogs think you sing great. A dog’s time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. Dogs don’t shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dogs parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it. Dogs like beer. Dogs don’t hate their bodies. No dog ever bought a Kenny G album. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs never criticize. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs never expect gifts. It’s legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. Dogs don’t worry about germs. Dogs don’t want to know about every other dog you ever had. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry. Dogs don’t borrow your shirts. Dogs never want foot-rubs. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk. Dogs can’t talk. Dogs aren’t catty. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11 Reasons Why Dogs And Women Are Alike. Both look stupid in hats. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting. Both tend to have "hip" problems. Neither understand football. Both look good in fur. Both are good at pretending that they’re listening to every word you say. Neither believe that silence is golden. Both constantly want back rubs. Neither can balance a checkbook. You can never tell what either of them is thinking. Both put too much value on kissing. 3 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Dogs It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with women. Women look good in sweaters. Women leave the room to fart.
25 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men 1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. 2. Dogs always miss you when you are gone. 3. Dogs look at your eyes when you talk to them. 4. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. 5. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. 6. Dogs understand what NO means. 7. Dogs can be forced to take a bath when they need one. 8. Dogs don't brag about whom they’ve slept with. 9. Dogs never laugh at how you throw the ball to them. 10. Dogs don’t care anything about watching sports all day on TV. 11. Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk. 12. Dogs are easy to buy gifts for. 13. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. 14. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. 15. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. 16. Dogs are nice to your relatives. 17. Dogs don't care how you dress. 18. Dogs don’t care what you look like or how much weight you’ve gained. 19. Dogs don’t criticize your friends. 20. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving or if you take a wrong turn. 21. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
骂你自己男人就好了，
为什么要把别人也跟着一起骂？
你老公这么懒脏差，你还跟他结婚，说明什么？
你也好不到哪里去
整个一个唯利是图的内心世界，还骂别人。
您在何处 请站内我
祝離婚後幸福。
顺着这个思路可以再加一个狗日的
楼主你喜欢诗吗？
为啥要侮辱狗？狗起码对主人忠诚
你得到了，follow your heart 吧
re 谁也不是傻子， 不划算会结婚? 天天吃亏不离婚，傻子才信。
狗狗相欺何时了, 唉
11 Reasons Why Dogs And Women Are Alike. Both look stupid in hats. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting. Both tend to have "hip" problems. Neither understand football. Both look good in fur. Both are good at pretending that they’re listening to every word you say. Neither believe that silence is golden. Both constantly want back rubs. Neither can balance a checkbook. You can never tell what either of them is thinking. Both put too much value on kissing.
3 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Dogs It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with women. Women look good in sweaters. Women leave the room to fart.
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. 2. Dogs always miss you when you are gone. 3. Dogs look at your eyes when you talk to them. 4. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. 5. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. 6. Dogs understand what NO means. 7. Dogs can be forced to take a bath when they need one. 8. Dogs don't brag about whom they’ve slept with. 9. Dogs never laugh at how you throw the ball to them. 10. Dogs don’t care anything about watching sports all day on TV. 11. Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk. 12. Dogs are easy to buy gifts for. 13. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together. 14. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside. 15. Dogs think you are a culinary genius. 16. Dogs are nice to your relatives. 17. Dogs don't care how you dress. 18. Dogs don’t care what you look like or how much weight you’ve gained. 19. Dogs don’t criticize your friends. 20. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving or if you take a wrong turn. 21. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
骂的好，只要标准一致就好。
LOL. 头一次看女人骂自己骂得这么难听的。XX配狗，天长地久。