不是故意取笑,只是让我想起了一个已经很老的比较德州和加州的玩笑。 ”The governor of California is walking with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor’s dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for six months while the California Fish and Game Department conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a ‘coyote awareness program’ for residents of the area. The Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training, re: the nature of coyotes. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state. The governor of Texas is wheeling along with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and tries to attack him and his dog. The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor spent 50 cents on a .380-caliber, hollow-point cartridge. Buzzards ate the dead coyote.”
所以侧面证明了住west lake 生活还是挺幸福的哇😂
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湾区trail 也有,后天也可能有蛇
”The governor of California is walking with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor’s dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for six months while the California Fish and Game Department conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a ‘coyote awareness program’ for residents of the area. The Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training, re: the nature of coyotes. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
The governor of Texas is wheeling along with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and tries to attack him and his dog. The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor spent 50 cents on a .380-caliber, hollow-point cartridge. Buzzards ate the dead coyote.”
首先是950以下轻罪,不是无罪。其次你知道德州2500以下轻罪吗
Austin 35的堵车程度比101有过之无不及
终于有人提到了,Houston边上那海滩,海是灰色的,岸上都是黑泥,好的海滩得往南边开五个小时
斯坦福边上的治安挺好的啊,警示牌上这么说而已。伯克利downtown好像是不怎么样,不过校园里没听说有什么问题啊。加州homeless肯定是多的,这也是事实。不过大家要是担心安全不来报考这两所学校,岂不让加州大妈们睡着都笑醒了😋
别说80F,室外75晚上都没法散步啊,呼吸不顺畅一动一身汗
对的
不过中西部的夏天热就是这样吧,即使不潮湿,干热的话也出不了门,我连去给车吸尘都觉得怕,春夏的季节又很短,懒了一下就搞得我的车到了冬天了又太冷也不想去吸,一直脏兮兮的。其实这中间也有风和日丽的时候,就是没法predict,一会儿又有风啥的。夏天德州真的没法待,德州的国家公园的话,夏天也不用去了。要去户外活动还是去隔壁的新墨西哥吧。
是啊,每天可以出门走路跑步,大家体型都很好啊。德州如果一年只有三个月可以出门岂不是都变大肥猪了吗?
我原先也以为斯坦福大学校园里治安挺好的,结果我朋友在疫情前,车停在斯坦福门口那个大草坪旁边的停车场,车被人砸,车里没什么值钱东西,有一袋准备付停车费的硬币被拿走了,小偷连着砸了四辆车。
佩洛西大妈, 贺景丽大妈 住在旧金山的富人区
身材保养的真好啊
怎么治安这么乱啊
哎
德国这里还没发展到这种程度啊
感觉英语国家的城市规划很奇怪, 很混乱. 很容易造成犯罪.
德国的城市规划, 居民楼都是一圈圈围起来, 另外工业区, 上班区和居民区是混合在一起的, 这样一来路边都是居民楼, 谁敢光天化日之下犯罪呢?
英语国家的城市规划比较奇葩, 很多地方夜晚没有一个人, 犯罪起来太容易了.
要说住在加州有什么好吃的,中餐馆之类,除非你住在中国城,还不是一样要开1小时的路?就像住在北京这样的地方,就算是有宇宙中心般的美食(当然作为南方人我不觉得)那还不是要搞个来回两小时的计划。就算是有那么fancy的国家大剧院,每次一想到commute,我就一年也去不了一次。所以说也不要互相比来比去了,自己觉得好就是好了。
德州人也不要那么offensive,自己先开始吐槽就好了,生活了那么久肯定有很多外人无法企及的吐槽点呀,吐到别人都吐不了才是真的牛仔性情哈哈哈。
德州还多大胖子。
比较闷的地方大胖子都多。我跑到一个地方一看大家腰上有游泳圈就知道这块很闷了。 南加真是胖子少。
砸车这种事情在加州已经不算事了。 我现在停车都故意不锁门的:反正车里东西拿光了都不如那个玻璃值钱。
英语国家,特别是美国,没啥正经的城市规划。很多地方都是organically growth。 欧洲比美国top down的程度高很多。
加州只有气候里的温度这个事情勉强可以说说。
真羡慕加州风景天气和户外活动。 德州绝对比不上。