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What do you know about tweetle beetles? well... When tweetle beetles fight, it''s called a tweetle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, it''s a tweetle beetle puddle battle. AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. AND... When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle... ...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. AND... When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle''s on a poodle and the poodle''s eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. AND... Now wait a minute Mr. Socks Fox! When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetls battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle. THIS is what they call... ...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled
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石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮。 施氏时时适市视狮。 十时，适十狮适市。 是时，适施氏适市。 施氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世。 氏拾是十狮尸，适石室。 石室湿，氏使侍拭石室。 石室拭，施氏始试食是十狮尸。 食时，始识是十狮尸，实十石狮尸。 试释是事。

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15秒读了前六句，还是一头雾水 不过既然说了15秒，后面的我都没去看了

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minqidev 发表于 2021-01-04 17:06

哈哈哈笑死我了。