“新西兰总理只知道听科学家的,天天跟科学家讨论防疫,为了竞选在全国有效制止了新冠,这个女人真是一个耻辱。我决不会那样做”

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mindstorm
楼主 (北美华人网)
唉唉,大家自己看吧:
JANESVILLE, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently handling the coronavirus pandemic in order to get reëlected. Speaking at a rally in Wisconsin, Trump called Ardern’s use of public-health measures to mitigate the impact of the coronavirus on her nation “a sleazy political move like you wouldn’t believe.” “This woman wanted to get reëlected, so she decided to go after the coronavirus and beat it,” he said. “This woman is a disgrace.” VIDEO FROM THE NEW YORKER A Couple Faces the Questions Posed by Male Infertility Ramping up his attack on Ardern, Trump accused her of securing her election victory by “listening to scientists.” “She was talking to scientists every day,” Trump charged. “It’s all going to come out when we see her e-mails.” In a final denunciation of Ardern’s successful handling of the pandemic, Trump vowed, “You’ll never see me pulling something like that.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-accuses-new-zealands-prime-minister-of-competently-handling-the-coronavirus-to-get-reelected
https://www.newszada.com/trump-accuses-new-zealands-prime-minister-of-competently-handling-the-coronavirus-to-get-reelected/


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dmllglm
在川普下台前,包子肯定不是最傻的大国领袖了。
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huuu
在川普下台前,包子肯定不是最傻的大国领袖了。
dmllglm 发表于 2020-10-20 15:29

我今天听到了这个新闻。我不是川粉,但是觉得怎么这么像fake news。真是不敢相信居然有这个一个总统!
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Twenty20002020
回复 1楼mindstorm的帖子
抗疫成功,有罪! 抗疫失败,有功!
我们活在一个什么的世界!
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septemberfall
我今天听到了这个新闻。我不是川粉,但是觉得怎么这么像fake news。真是不敢相信居然有这个一个总统!
huuu 发表于 2020-10-20 15:32

靠, 你们是反川反傻了吗?这个是纽约客的satire。 虚构的小故事。不是新闻。
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mindstorm
又被移版了?LOL
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septemberfall
又被移版了?LOL
mindstorm 发表于 2020-10-20 15:41

是你把讽刺小文当新闻,版主save你的face。还不谢谢版主。