The old dentist I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which showed his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could this be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he beamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald wrinkled, fat, gray, decrepit son-of-a-gun asked, "What did you teach?" (Credit to this joke goes to surfersam.com)
同意16楼..... 你老公没好意思昧着良心哄你说你年轻
我觉得99%
Re。而且我觉得男人比女人显年轻
主要是因为你后下车啊。
哈哈哈哈我妈见了她同学并合照之后也问过我同样的问题！她还说她同学是官二代，没想到现在这么显老。其实说实话，，她同学比她显年轻……
哈哈，标准答案 //敲黑板
我三十出头的时候，有一次一个人出差在酒吧被要求看ID。我也没在意。结果喝了大概十多分钟以后隔壁一个白人女生过来，指着我问酒保说，你查她ID没查我ID，是你觉得她看上去比我年轻吗？为什么？原来她十来分钟都在纠结这个。我后来想了想，本人身高1。65，不是小女生的身板，长得也不年轻，酒保觉得“年轻”大概是因为穿的很随便，hoodie牛仔裤像高中生的穿着，喝酒的一般穿的正式点，所以酒保就查我ID了。结论是要想显得年轻点，往小十岁那么打扮是条路。细看不行，看一下的时候还好。
其实真不一定。亚洲人不抽烟喝酒晒太阳，皮肤普遍比欧美同龄人好。跟国内特意保养的人可能比不了，比白女还是强一点的。我皮肤不好，去看医生，说要求抗衰老。那医生大约三十出头，白女。她诧异的看着我的脸说，你多少岁了？现在还用不着抗衰老吧。国内信奉白幼美，女孩子都拼了命的往儿童方向折腾，北美大妈不要以为跟他们比显老就是真的显老。宽心宽心。